I'm not sure if you guys remember my shells shorts. they're like little short funnies of ninja turtles. they don't really have a beginning or end. it's not a fanfic and some are just random, but they're really funny. nick took it down cuz I wasn't on for a long time, but I'm bringing it back and staying on this time!
PS: do any of you guys remember my OC, Kimiko? I'm still using her. also, feel free to post your own characters if you want and I'll add them in random shell shorts! :)
Shell short 1:
Donnie: aww, Kimiko, don't get mad at me. I hate it when you're like this.
Kimiko: *turns around* hmph!
Mikey: *giggles* dude, she totally HATES you.
Kimiko: oh, I don't hate him... I'm just saying that if he were run over by a train... I would be driving that train.
Mikey: hey, Kimiko. can I ask you something?
rocky: I suggest you don't. her words will lead you to either the police station or the fire department...
Kimiko: they will not! don't listen to her. you can ask me anything, Mikey. we're friends. if you smile, then I'll smile. if you cry, then I'll cry. if you run and jump off a bridge, I'm going to miss your text messages...
Mikey: Leo! I had a nightmare!
Leo: really? well... whatever it was, it's not real, ok? we're all here for you.
Mikey: I dreamed that shredder destroyed us all... I don't think we're strong enough to fight him... or that we ever will be...
Leo: hey, it's alright. we will. it's like that saying: shoot for the moon; even if you miss you'll land among the stars...
Kimiko: yeah... were you will be forced to drift aimlessly farther into the vast, empty abyss of space until lack of food, water, and oxygen causes you to succumb to death's cold embrace... sweet dreams, Mikey.
Donnie: you know, Leo. Kimiko is really-
Kimiko: *says calmly (for once)* oh, so you're talking about me behind my back? cool. I guess that means my life is a lot more interesting than yours is.
Raph: *coughs to cover laugh*
Donnie: did you seriously just say that?
Kimiko: oh, you didn't hear? ok, then. I'll say it louder... I GUESS THAT MEAN MY-
Donnie: I heard you the first time!
Fang: * sitting on couch *
Mikey: Hey Fang! * throws frisbee *
Fang: OMG A FRISBEE * runs to catch it with mouth and runs back like a dog *
Mikey: * laughing *
Fang: It's ok Mr. Frisbee, Mikey didn't mean to throw you * pets frisbee *
Raph: what?! what is it?!
Kimiko: there's a venomous creature in the lair!
all the turtles: *pull out weapons*
Kimiko: *points to floor* its a...a... a spider!
Mikey: oh. that's all?
Donnie: relax, Kimiko. it's smaller than you are.
Kimiko: yeah, well, so is a grenade!
Mikey: look, it's perfectly safe *holds spider near Kimiko*
Kimiko: *screams again*
Leo: she... she screams like a girl...
Raph: yeah... and it was cute...
ps: Kimiko is tomboyish, so this is a side of her the turtles have never seen.
(is it okay if I use you OC on this one?)
*Raph walks in*
Kimiko: Ya know the ugly factory called. They said they wanted their face back.
Raph: What was that for?
Kimiko: What? Oh I'm on the phone.
Person on the other end: First of all, do I know you?
Second, you don't even know what I look like.
Kimiko: What do you mean you don't know me? *looks at phone* Oops, I got the 7 wrong again. Sorry wrong number!
Raph: That's the third time this week. And it's only Monday.
Kimiko: Don't say it hasn't happened to you before.
Raph: It hasn't happened to me before.
Raph: What? I said "me" instead of "you"
Leo: *groans* why is it so hot in here?
Kimiko: oh, sorry. should I leave?
Leo: so funny I forgot to laugh.
Kimiko: are you saying that I'm not??? *tears up*
Leo: no, no! I mean... uh... you, um, you look cute today.
Kimiko: oh, so was I not cute yesterday??
Me : that shell short with me was hilarious and I have some options for you
Eli :1. use one with my weapon (It's a 3Ds)
Eli : 2.make one with my fave pizza (cheese)
Eli : 3. let me make mare shell shorts
Me : hey I typed it in!
Eli : who cares!
Mikey: check it out, dudes! i found a jar of jelly beans under my bed!
Kimiko: uh... ew
Mikey: come on! it's not that bad!
Donnie: do you have any idea how long that's been under there?
Mikey: oh, it's totally fine...
Kimiko: why can't you just be normal for once?
Mikey: i tried once before... worst two minutes of my life!
-at Kimiko's house-
Mikey: hey, Kimiko. do you believe in ghosts?
Kimiko: there is no such thing as ghosts.
Mikey: but the maid said there were ghosts
Kimiko: ... guys, get out. I'm packing my bags and moving in with you guys.
Kimiko: WE DON'T HAVE A MAID!!!