Random announcer: Welcome one, welcome all to the Marik and Bakura show! We welcome, Marik Ishtar!
Marik: *walks on stage, dragging Bakura behind him* and the fangirls...
Fangirls: EEK!!! ^^
Bakura: *scowling* Why did I agree to do this again...?
Marik: *sits down in a chair like a talk show host* Now, today we will be talking about clothes. Fancy clothes!!!
Bakura: Yes, let me go and get some--
Marik: Sit down, Fluffy!
Bakura: Don't call me that!!
Marik: *ignoring him* Today, anyways, we will be talking about FANCY CLOTHES!!! Like mine.
Bakura: Marik, those aren't fancy--
Marik: You're just jealous! But you want to know what kind of clothes I really like?
Bakura: *face palming* What?
Marik: LEATHER clothes!!! But, the sad thing is, I have no money to buy it with...
Bakura: GET A JOB!!!
Marik: Fluffy, do we need to have another talk? Anyways, I don't have any leather clothes, or even shoes! So, if the audience doesn't mind, you can donate me some, so I can make a fangirl army, and destroy Yugi!!! I mean...look nicer....hehe...
Atem: Oh no!!! He doesn't have any leather shoes?! I should donate mine!!
Yugi: Um, Atem? He's trying to get YOUR leather shoes...
Atem: MUST! DONATE!!!
Back to the plot:
Marik: *an hour later* Fluffy! No one has donated!!
Bakura: *sighs* Maybe it's because they realized you were a doofus.
Marik: I'll just wait...
Joey: *runs in as crowd cheers for him* Marik! Bakura! I heard you saying about your leather problem! I stole--I mean, I asked Tristan if I could take his two leather jackets...
Bakura: *puts one on* I could get used to this...
Marik: Haha!!! Take that, Pharah!!! I now hold your power! Your screen time!! YOUR FANGIRLS!!!!
Atem: *gasp* Oh no! I was just about to give you my leather shoes, too!!
Marik: Wh-what?! *Thinking* Wait, the shoes are his power...
Bakura: UGH!! *walks away* You're all a bunch of idiots...
Atem: Ha! You'll have to try harder next time, MALIK!
Marik: IT'S MARIK!!! *Runs after Atem*
Joey:....um.....Nyeh, what the heck?! *Runs after the rest*
me:sup! I'M WEARING A FEZ!
Nightshade:*facepalm*ugh Zorua,STOP BEING CRAZY!
me:i'm not crazy i have a fez!
Deadpool:*walks in looking really tired* i'm....back....*collapses face first onto the floor*
Nightshade:dude! what the Ra happened to you?!
Deadpool:i got cut in half by a monster....
me:ooohh so thats why i heard screaming on the phone
Deadpool:i wasn't screaming i was practicing my scream song!
Nightshade:i'm gonna go check on Marik and Bakura...i heard the fangirls are getting a bit out of hand...*grabs bazooka*
me:what the?! why do you need a bazooka?!
Nightshade:*randomly puts on Okita Sougo costume*i'm just gonna scare them off with a few explosions
me:while dressed as Sougo?
Nightshade:i have my reasons.also Hijikata owes me money,i think i saw him in the crowd when i was on the show
me/Deadpool:*blank stare*your a nutcase
Nightshade:says the one wearing a fez and the one who got beat up BY A HOLOGRAM!
Me: MY GORB...... heheheheee leather pants
Me: HUSH...... *gives merik leather ring* i like to be different bye the way i like you but i dont fangirl ok..... ya got that cuz i can beat you in a duel ifi need to put you in a little tube to leather pants world and everything will be LEATHER HAHAAAA........ im wierd
Marik: *hears cell phone but can't sit up or move to get it*
Theia[she is visiting Mika, who gave her a tour!]: *hears cells phone* Huh? *finds Marik, gets his cell phone, and answers*
Zorua: Deadpool's coming in a Freddy Kruger costume, GUARD THE DOOR!
Theia: Who are you?! And who's Deadpool?!
Zorua: *gasps* I'm ZORUA, and I am the creator of Nightshade and Sil!
Me: Who's - wait, nvm, that's your OC...
Theia: Who's Deadpool?
Deadpool: *maniacal laughter is heard* I'M Deadpool!
Theia: *sees Deapool* *yawns* Is that it?
Deadpool: WHAT?!?! You're not SCARED!?!?
Theia: Nope. But I will do this. I SUMMON MAESTROKE THE SYMPHONY DJINN!! *summons the Djinn xyz monster stated above*
Maestroke: *glares at Deadpool, and sticks sword/ baton in Deadpool's face*
Deadpool: *gulps* Is that it?
Theia: *smirks* nope. MAESTROKE, ATTACK!!
Maestroke: *slices Deadpool with sword/baton, and brings Deadpool's Life Points down to 0*
me:BWAHA!!!! OMG THAT WAS HILAIROUS!!
Deadpool:*crash lands through the roof* ooooowwwww... thats gonna leave a mark,OH WAIT! not it won't i have a healing factor YAY ME! now onto my plots for revenge mwahahaha!*sees Nightshades Freddy Kruger costume on the couch* i'm gonna borrow this *takes off his mask*
me:oh Ra! i forgot you look hideous without you mask!*beat* oh, now i get what your trying to do
Deadpool:*puts on Freddy costume* TIME TO SCARE THEM!
me:oh crud,*calls Marik's cell phone* yeah, its me, Deadpool's on his way to the show and he's dressed like Freddy Kruger,i suggest you guard the entrances
-DEADPOOL!(you just got pooled!)
@everyone here it is! I don't know how I got everyone in, but I did!
Announcer: *opens his mouth, shuts it, goes off stage*
Marik: *brings in Bakura in a wheelchair*
Audience: *clapping, whistling, etc.*
Mika: *appears from ground* :/ Why are they clapping, he's in a wheelchair.
Suki and Soul: *walk in* :/
Soul: No idea
Suki: Maybe they dislike him?
Mika: I dunno... Danny?
Danny: I summon Red EYES BLACK DRAGON! Wait, what?
Danny and Babda: *walk in along with Alexa and yugi...*
Alexa: Du-ude, EPIC FAIL! XD
*At Joey's house*
Joey: NYEEHHH! He has a RED EYES BLACK DRAGON?! My dragon beats HIS facedown!!
*Back at studio*
Nightshade: Wait, why is Malik not here?
Mika: *all eyes go to Mika, and so does camera* e.e Cuz he's a wimp! And plus he isn't... with us anymore. Oops. XD
Everyone: WHAT?!?!? 0_0
Mika: HAHAHA! FOOLED YOU!! I wish I could have seen your faces!
Marik: *he is guarding the entrance to studio, angry shouts are heard*
Yugi and Mika: *sigh* Joey..
Joey: LET ME IN, I HAVE OOKAMI!
Danny: LET HIM IN, LET HIM IN, LET HIM IN!!!!
Joey: *is thrown against far wall, where his face skids downward*
Ookami: 0_0 Thanks Joey for helping me in!
Marik: I don't have time for this- WHAT THE! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh
Nightshade: THIS IS SPARTA! *sparta kicks Marik, he lands on roof after circling the world*
Bakura: HAHA- MARIK!!!
Aki: *appears* I have a present for you!!! *puts Bakura in box*
Joey: *sits up* HAHA! In ur FACE Bakura!
Suki: Where's Ryou?
Mika: -_- Anna.
Mika: *runs down hall*
Yami: I'm glad you're alright, Joey.
Danny: He wanted to duel me...
Babda: *still laughing over Danny's "epic fail"*
Mika: GET OFF RYOU ANNA!
Anna: NO! MY RYOU!
Ryou: Umm... HELP!
Mika: *explosion is heard*
Everyone still in room, including camera man: 0.0 *go down the hall*0_0
On TV: *Audience sees Anna hanging from the ceiling by her shirt*
Anna: A LITTLE HELP?
Ryou: Umm.. NO!
Mika:You're welcome, Ryou.
DeadPool: *runs in* MIKA IS RYOU'S TWIN!!! And, TACOS!!!!! *runs out*
Mika: *catches DeadPool by his shirt, puts other hand around his arm*
DeadPool: THANK YOU!
Nightshade: I wanna sparta kick DeadPool.
Mika: Be my guest. *starts to hand DeadPool's arm to NightShade* Nah. *launches DeadPool through the ceiling, he is shrinking in the distance til they can't see him*
Alexa: 0.0 Is it like this EVERY episode?!
Ryou: No, this is a slightly more entertaining episode.
me: I think theifshipping it AWESOME hey can jenny guess star she needs friends
jenny: I would have friends if you didn't keep dragging me from one story to another in your head
me: really you are such a sadsack like zuko
jenny: jerkbender I should tell people this petro has a crush on yami
Danny:ILL COME IF OOKAMIS THERE!!!
me:wh-oh yeah your "in love"
Danny:indeed! Yu-Gi-Oh! (Danny is know the annoying spirit Babda!)
Babda:so whats happening?
me: (sigh) why are YOU here...
Babda:well im here because I WANNA JOIN TOO!!!
me:GREAT... why doesnt Alexa join too...
me:OH RA IM SO DUMB!!!
Yugi:IF MY COUSIN ALEXA JOINS THEN I AM TOO!!!
Suki: can I guest star? And not just cling onto Ryou's leg
Soul: me too if that's okay
Suki:*super cute chibi face* please?
~We will Mind Crush the world!
Luna (not here :3 )
"I summon Kuriboh in attack mode"
"Gimmie back my Buster Sword!"
"my dragons are ready for action!"
"What are spirits for?"
"Let's blast this duel to pieces!"
"Dueling isn't just a game, it's life."
cool i like it. oh yea and thnx for knowing that i like tacos! hahaha but really i do. oh yea needs more ummm randomness like idk jesse anderson comes out of now where or something like that you know.