Random announcer: Welcome one, welcome all to the Marik and Bakura show! We welcome, Marik Ishtar!
Marik: *walks on stage, dragging Bakura behind him* and the fangirls...
Fangirls: EEK!!! ^^
Bakura: *scowling* Why did I agree to do this again...?
Marik: *sits down in a chair like a talk show host* Now, today we will be talking about clothes. Fancy clothes!!!
Bakura: Yes, let me go and get some--
Marik: Sit down, Fluffy!
Bakura: Don't call me that!!
Marik: *ignoring him* Today, anyways, we will be talking about FANCY CLOTHES!!! Like mine.
Bakura: Marik, those aren't fancy--
Marik: You're just jealous! But you want to know what kind of clothes I really like?
Bakura: *face palming* What?
Marik: LEATHER clothes!!! But, the sad thing is, I have no money to buy it with...
Bakura: GET A JOB!!!
Marik: Fluffy, do we need to have another talk? Anyways, I don't have any leather clothes, or even shoes! So, if the audience doesn't mind, you can donate me some, so I can make a fangirl army, and destroy Yugi!!! I mean...look nicer....hehe...
Atem: Oh no!!! He doesn't have any leather shoes?! I should donate mine!!
Yugi: Um, Atem? He's trying to get YOUR leather shoes...
Atem: MUST! DONATE!!!
Back to the plot:
Marik: *an hour later* Fluffy! No one has donated!!
Bakura: *sighs* Maybe it's because they realized you were a doofus.
Marik: I'll just wait...
Joey: *runs in as crowd cheers for him* Marik! Bakura! I heard you saying about your leather problem! I stole--I mean, I asked Tristan if I could take his two leather jackets...
Bakura: *puts one on* I could get used to this...
Marik: Haha!!! Take that, Pharah!!! I now hold your power! Your screen time!! YOUR FANGIRLS!!!!
Atem: *gasp* Oh no! I was just about to give you my leather shoes, too!!
Marik: Wh-what?! *Thinking* Wait, the shoes are his power...
Bakura: UGH!! *walks away* You're all a bunch of idiots...
Atem: Ha! You'll have to try harder next time, MALIK!
Marik: IT'S MARIK!!! *Runs after Atem*
Joey:....um.....Nyeh, what the heck?! *Runs after the rest*
Riko:(shy whisper) Madison, now they all think we're strange...
Madison: Then I'll just hug Mevlin........*evil laugh*
Marina:*looking at everyone* ???
Bakari: wait.....don't your hugs make-----
Madison: *covbers her mouth* shh...!
Marina: Hey Kitty?
Bakari: what is it Marina.
Marina: Who's Mevlin???!
Bakari:*face-palm* The cause of this problem!
Riko:*hands Ryou more sheilds and the millennium scale for protection* Here.... you NEED this.(whispering shyly)
Madison: He ignored me there for I must call upon my---
Riko: *gives her a really shiny card*
Madison: Thank you, Fluffy marshmallow weakling!
Madison: It means you...
Marina: Why did he run? I thought he was the somewhat not stupid one....
Bakari: Yes, upsetting Madison is asking to go to the shadow realm or worse..... HEY!!!? Where's my ring?
Marina: I have no idea...
Riko: Ryou you might need this if Madison is angry......
*hands him a sword and sheild* ;)
Mika: I do not-
Theia: Yes. You do.
Mika: But pranking people... Umm...never done that before...
Me: She the Avatar. A very WEIRD Avatar. Who just happens to know how to dimension jump.
Theia: P-pranking people? I dunno..-
Bakura: *makes a firework explode in Theia's face*
All but Bakura: O_O
Theia: *turns into Harmonie*
Harmonie: *makes a bomb appear next to Bakura, gets everybody else away*
Bakura: *is blasted to... Antartica! * I.... h-hate.... Th-theia....
Me: Whoa... just like you Mika! You made a bomb explode on Bakura on Ryou's birthday!
Mika: ^-^ The bomb. Can't beat the classics..
Me: O_O Definite prank! ^-^ And you yourself is awesome, but Bakura...
Mika: It is WAY too obvious that you don't like him..
Me: ^-^ "
-Ideas are coming to me. Just need the time to write them! Remind me Tuesday if nothing has posted as I'm gonna be gone Friday-Sunday next week!-
Mica: What are you doing?
Pika: Thinkin' of an episode idea for Luna.
Mica: Make an episode where Marik and Bakura play pranks on the others! *starry eyed* *u*
Pika: She doesn't want to ask, but she wants to guest star again.
Mica: I'll bring my whip! *holds up whip*
Pika: You can make it so that they prank Mica last, and it goes horribly wrong, leading to Mica's vampire side taking over. She tries to hurt them, Mika joins in just because she likes destroying things, and everyone else is trying to calm them down.
Mica: OH MY RA!!! That's a good idea.
Pika: *pushes up glasses* Yeah, I know. I'm talented...
"I'm a Pikachu! I'm SOO adorably cute!"~PikaPata
"Nobody can stop me! Except Jinzo, that guy SCARES me."~Mica
Madison: Hi guys, YamiMarina Here!
Marina: We call her Madison!
Bakari: (in that kitty costume)
Marina: good kitty!(tries to pet)
Madison: Marik, say hi to Mevlin for me!!!
Bakari: Everyday it's kitty this kitty that! Ra knows what's next!!!!
Marina: More kitty costumes?
Bakari: plz help me!:(
Marina: Now kitty....
Bakari: what now?!
Marina: will you wear this? *holding kitty costume* ;)
Bakari: where is Madison when i need her!!!!? And where is my ring? And my host? And my---
Marina: *tackles trying to put kitty costume on*
Me: *puts kitty costume on Bakari*
Bakari: Not a kitty---*sees comstume* never mind.
Marina: don't I get a costume?
Me:*gives leather everything* Here Marina.
Marina: (spaz moment)
Bakari: oh brother....
~stil 2 laz 4 quots
I LOVED DAT EPISODE!!! :DDD
Me: I have no idea why I didn't post a comment on this yet!!! [~FORGETFULLNESS.]
Ookami: WOW you are easily distracted....
Me: Yes, I know... And wow, Danny. x3
Me/Ookami: FLUFFYYYY!!! = w =
Ookami: Is there something we're missing here??
Me: OH RIGHT... HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, MARIK AND FLUFFY!!
Ookami: Yes, yes! Leeferinson Day!!! Hingadingadergin! > w < [Oi....So many SpongeBob puns. xD]
"HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, MARIK AND FLUFFY!!!! :D"
Announcer: This is a special episode dedicated to Valentine's Day. Hope you like crushes and kisses, and a few sound beatings. ^-^" This episode is going to be an "hour-long" episode. (This is going to be twice as long as before) *runs off stage*
Marik: *comes on stage* Hiya fans!
Fans: ^w^ *cheering*
Bakura: *flounces on stage* Hello.
Mika and Theia: *walk on stage*
Mika: Why so sad Bakura? Is it 'cuz you don?t have a date for Valentine's Day?
Bakura: NO! It's because I have an unofficial one that won't leave me alone!
Isis: Come on Bakura! Come have some fun!
Bakura: I don't LIKE looking at flowers!
Ryou: *comes on stage* Really Bakura, stop being such a grumpy-grump!
Mika: A what?
Ryou: A GRUMPY PERSON!
Mika: DON'T YELL AT ME!
Mica and Yugi: *come on stage* STOP YELLING! IT'S ALMOST VALENTINE'S DAY!
Danny: *runs on stage from secerity door* What's with the racket?
Theia: Everybody's yelling!
Ookami: *comes on stage* EVERYBODY STOP YELLING! INCLUDING ME!
Sora: Izishu, Odion! The Marik and Bakura Show is on!
Izishu and Odion: WHAT?!? Marik has a SHOW, and he didn't let US on?!
Sora: Oops... *mutters* Sorry Marik...
Izishu: *calls Marik*
*back on the show*
Theia: Danny, shouldn't you be on secerity duty?
Marik: *phone rings, he answers it, not realizing it's on speaker phone*
Izishu: MARIK! WHY DID YOU NOT TELL US YOU HAD A SHOW?!
Marik: O.O ...
Theia: *grabs phone from Marik* LEAVE MARIK ALONE IZISHU!! *ends the phone call*
Mika: Umm... Theia?
Mika: O.O ... Nothin'
Anna: *runs to Ryou, and squeezes him*
Ryou: I THOUGHT I HAD A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU!
Anna: I tore it up. And put it through the shredder. X3
Mika: *yanks Anna off Ryou* Get. Out. Now.
Anna: Nope. *hugs Ryou again*
Marik: Guys... I have a confession to make... I-i like... Theia.
Mika: *smug look*
Danny: I LOVE YOU OOKAMI!!
Mika: DANNY! Stop stealing Marik's moment!
Isis: *turns into Nightshade*
Nightshade: I BROUGHT VALENTINES!!!!
Nightshade: *gives one to everyone but Theia*
Everyone but Theia and Nightshade: THANK YOU NIGHTSHADE!!!
Nightshade: So Marik. How long have you liked Theia?
Theia: I HATE Nightshade!
Marik: Since I was 13...
Nightshade: Have you dated?
Theia: Marik do NOT answer that!
Mika: Ok! Stop with the personal questions on national television!
Theia: THANK YOU MIKA! THANK YOU!
Bakura: WHY HAVE YOU BEEN CHEATING ON ME?!
Marik: I broke up with you last episode.
Ookami: Now I want to know what EVERYBODY on here but Bakura wants to know: Will you kiss on her?!
Marik and Theia: O/////O
Audience: KISS HER ALREADY!!!!
Marik: *kisses Theia*
Mika: Aw come on Theia, it wasn't THAT bad!
Deadpool: *randomly comes on stage* I LOVE YOU TACOS!!!!!!! *runs off*
Malik: *peeks on stage* Revenge for all the Sparta kicks *runs on stage, sends Nightshade to the Shadow Realm*
Aki: *randomly puts Malik in a box, leaves*
Mika: This episode is the most boring I have ever experienced... Oh wait.. Anna's still HERE?!
Anna: O_O *tries to make a run for it*
Mika: *catches her by the back of her shirt, and pins her to the ceiling* Boring...
Announcer: *comes back on stage* I hope that this was an awesome special.
Me: this is how it should happen!
Ishizu: *on phone with Kaiba* Woah. Woah. WOAH. Marik has a show!?
Ishizu: MARIK SEBASTAIN ISHTAR!!!
Marik: ummm... yeah about that...*throws Bakura* Take fluffy!!!*runs*
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