Random announcer: Welcome one, welcome all to the Marik and Bakura show! We welcome, Marik Ishtar!
Marik: *walks on stage, dragging Bakura behind him* and the fangirls...
Fangirls: EEK!!! ^^
Bakura: *scowling* Why did I agree to do this again...?
Marik: *sits down in a chair like a talk show host* Now, today we will be talking about clothes. Fancy clothes!!!
Bakura: Yes, let me go and get some--
Marik: Sit down, Fluffy!
Bakura: Don't call me that!!
Marik: *ignoring him* Today, anyways, we will be talking about FANCY CLOTHES!!! Like mine.
Bakura: Marik, those aren't fancy--
Marik: You're just jealous! But you want to know what kind of clothes I really like?
Bakura: *face palming* What?
Marik: LEATHER clothes!!! But, the sad thing is, I have no money to buy it with...
Bakura: GET A JOB!!!
Marik: Fluffy, do we need to have another talk? Anyways, I don't have any leather clothes, or even shoes! So, if the audience doesn't mind, you can donate me some, so I can make a fangirl army, and destroy Yugi!!! I mean...look nicer....hehe...
Atem: Oh no!!! He doesn't have any leather shoes?! I should donate mine!!
Yugi: Um, Atem? He's trying to get YOUR leather shoes...
Atem: MUST! DONATE!!!
Back to the plot:
Marik: *an hour later* Fluffy! No one has donated!!
Bakura: *sighs* Maybe it's because they realized you were a doofus.
Marik: I'll just wait...
Joey: *runs in as crowd cheers for him* Marik! Bakura! I heard you saying about your leather problem! I stole--I mean, I asked Tristan if I could take his two leather jackets...
Bakura: *puts one on* I could get used to this...
Marik: Haha!!! Take that, Pharah!!! I now hold your power! Your screen time!! YOUR FANGIRLS!!!!
Atem: *gasp* Oh no! I was just about to give you my leather shoes, too!!
Marik: Wh-what?! *Thinking* Wait, the shoes are his power...
Bakura: UGH!! *walks away* You're all a bunch of idiots...
Atem: Ha! You'll have to try harder next time, MALIK!
Marik: IT'S MARIK!!! *Runs after Atem*
Joey:....um.....Nyeh, what the heck?! *Runs after the rest*
Sora: You should put Ishizu and Odion discovering Marik has a show.
???: you could make Zorc come.
Me: GET OUT!!!!*holding Bakura like a sword*
???: AAAAH!*runs away*
Bakura: Put. Me. Down.
Me:*drops him* EEK!
Pika: Make a holiday episode! Y'know, like, do a Valentine's Day episode!
Mica: One where everybody gives valentines!
Pika: You just wanna be on there with Yugi!
Mica: Yes, I do....but I'm serious. Okay, THEN you make it so someone had a crush on somebody, they reveal it, and everybody starts to freak out!
Pika: That's good! Oh, you HAVE to have some kissing going on!
Mica: Did that help?
P.S: I gave you an idea, for an idea!
"I will shock ALL of you with my Pikachu powers!"~PikaPata
"And I'll wear a rubber suit...."~Mica
Sorry about the lack of episodes! I NEED IDEAS!!! Mika suggests more sparta kicks, but I need your advice!!
Theia: I suggest less me!
Mika: MORE SPARTA KICKS!! More smashing through walls!!
Ryou: Are you suggesting that you, my sister who's the Avatar, likes VIOLENCE!?!
Me: SHUSH! Don't say that word on here! This post would be deleted!
Marik: I SUGGEST YOU POST SPOILERS!
Theia: O.O When did HE get in here!?! And NOO!!!! YOU ALREADY POSTED IT!!! NO ONE ELSE SHOULD KNOW!!!
All but Mika: O___O
Mika: :D Theia and Marik sittin'-
Theia: Shut up!
Mika: XD Any ideas? Luna's all out.
Me: And Mika?
Me: No more taunting!
Mika: -_- Fine....
I am posting on here so it doesn't get deleted. I REALLY want this to stay on the boards....so I'll save it. I know how hard CosbyRock and LunaDiana worked on this. Not to sound like I'm expecting you to thank me...but....your welcome!
P.S: You really DON'T have to thank me if you don't want to. I'm not conceited and I don't expect a thank you. Only thank me by posting more episodes!
Ookami: YOU CALLED DANNY INCOMPETANT HELP?!?
Me: (waves arms) Why you trying to stick up for him? Hm? Hm!? HMM?!?!?!?
Ookami: ......SHUT UP ABOUT THAT OKAY!?!? Gees. I DON'T like him, okay?!? OKAY.
Me: Anyway --- WHAT THE?!?! NIGHTSHADE.....
Me/Ookami: Oh. Mai. Goodness. Nightshade has a BAZOOKA.....A...BA--....ZOO--....KA.... (._.)
Ookami: AND OH MAI RA!!!! (high-pitched robot voice) HARMONIE HAS A SWORD!! A. SWOOOOORRRRD.
Ookami: Wait a sec... Hey, Lexi..... Can I have a-
Me: NO. DEAR RA, I CANNOT GIVE YOU A SWORD.
NO ONE. I MEAN NO ONE. TRUST HER WITH...A SWORD!Oh goodness....Just no. No. No...
Ookami: Mkay... Fine... NINJA STARRRS!!! (takes out ninja stars)
Me: OH DEAR RA!!!
Aki: (looks around) I'M ENDING THIS NOOOOW!!
"Where cats are spelled with K!"
"She has ninja stars. She has ninja stars. SHE HAS NINJA STARS."
"What ever happened to Suki Mojo?"
"....SUKI MOJO NINJA STARRRS!"
"WHY? WHY DID YOU EVEN ASK, AKI?!? JUST WHY!?"
@LunaDiana and Zorua
You guys are CRAZY funny!!!
Mica:Ya know...NightShade sorta reminds of me. She's pretty...but dangerous.
PiPa(me: Yeah,that sounds like YOU Mica.
Mica: My point exactly!!!! Don't go giving out spoilerz about the show,PiPa. *in deeper voice* You KNOW how much I hate spoilerz. *takes out her whip*
PiPa: *shaking* Uh...yeah. I remember our previous conversation about it. But....Mica's gonna become half vampire in episode 5!!!!
Mica: NO!!!! Now they know about it.
PiPa: Uh...Mica....you do remember you saw me typing spoilerz earlier???
Mica: THAT'S what you were doing?!?! I thought you were replying to someone!!! WAIT....I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR OOKAMI!!!! When I become a vampire---
PiPa: HALF vampire!
Mica: Yeah,yeah. When I do...I'm gonna get you for cuddling with Yugi in the newest episode of Kats24's fanfic.
PiPa: She wasn't cuddling with him...they were scared! Y'know,I'm gonna shut up now.
Mica: Good move,PiPa.
The bazookas were the weapons, Zorua. And she had TONS of them. Harmonie took ALL of them off her person, though. And she sent them to the Shadow Realm.
You: How can you send a weapon to the shadow realm?
Me: ANYTHING is possible.
HEEEEEEY! MY COMMENT DIDN'T POST FROM LAST TIME!!! (;o Dang it! I guess it's karma for not being on for so long....Allow me to rephrase what I said...
"Me: HA! BAKURA! IN YO FACE!
Ookami: Trololololo--- JOEY!!?! WAT. DE. HECK!?
Aki: HA! Joey just got slammed into a wall and I trapped Fluffy in a box!
Ookami: Hey! At least Joey let me in....with the help from Danny too! (walks lika an Egyptian)
Me: (backflips) WHAT THE HAY, OOKAMI!?"
Ta-da! I just made it shorter! Let's see if it posts this time! (Sorry it's late, I'm just kind of busy in school and stuff, but since I'm out of school until Friday, I'll be on here as much as I can!)
Mika: Sure, you can guest star. But NO funny business. Ryou is my Brother, and-
You: O.O. What?
Mika: I'm wondering if this is gonna be a problem.
Mika: Well, if you say so. If the names aren't gonna be a problem, WELCOME TO THE CLUB!!
You: You.... have a club?
Mika: No. We just ADVERTISE that we have one. OF COURSE WE DO!!!!
Me: Mika? Being a little too harsh!
Mika: Oops. Sorry...
~Devotion. It does not work out~
~WHAT?! Mika, I am going to-~
~Stop arguing, or I'll send for Aki!~
Sora: hi I'm soranna Mizuki the 3,000 year old spirit of an egyptain princess!!! I would like to be on your show. I'm friend with Ryo from 3,000 yrs ago. I have purple hair/eyes and gold jewelry and a white dress. I have no crushes. im the spirit of the millennium band. that all plz get back ASAP!
Ps. Ishezu told me she lost Odion in Mexico
@LunaDiana(this is officially the funniest scenario i've ever done)
Bakura:and it took 2 banishments and a few beatings for you to finally apologize
Harmonie:you could have just apologized in the first place
Isis:*in Night's head* i told you so
Nightshade:*in head* oh be quiet Isis.*looks at Bakura* i was trying to apologize earlier for blasting a bystander! but then you banished me to the shadow realm before i could make a proper apology,so why else would i come back and try to "Un-Alive" you?!
Nightshade:now, for my other reason for coming back, I BROUGHT YOU ALL CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!
Isis:*in Night's head* wait, you never mentioned that!
Nightshade:*throws leather pants at Marik* here, i owed you for last time *starts handing out the other gifts* alright i'm outta here
Isis:wait a minute*switches with Nightshade*i forgot to do this*holds up mistletoe over Bakura and kisses him*
Bakura:AGH! NOT AGAIN!!! BLEH!
Theia: *turns BACK into Harmonie*
Isis: Uh.. hi?
Marik: *facepalm*You KNOW that person, Harmonie?
Harmonie: She was a priestess almost 5000 years ago. I wonder how she came back alive...
Isis: I'M RIGHT HERE, you know!!
Harmonie: YES, I know you're here, you're the one wearing gold clothes.
Atem: But what about-
Harmonie: *gives Atem a Look*
Harmonie: What do you want? And please don't tell me that Nightshade sent you to say sorry for her.
Isis: Umm... Ehm.... Er....
Harmonie: *facepalm* Nightshade, you have to say sorry YOURSELF!!!
Isis: *turns into Nightshade*
Harmonie: *takes out her staff*
Nightshade: You must REALLY like that staff, as you bring it out for EVERYTHING!
Harmonie: *whispers words, a bunch of bazookas from Nightshade's bag coming flying out, and land at Harmonie's feet*
*in the Shadow Realm again*
Nightshade:...ugh,what the heck just happened...
Isis:you got banished again
Nightshade:*facepalm* again!? aww man...I BLAME HIJIKATA! if it wasn't for him i wouldn't be here!
Isis:well i'm not letting you out of here until you apologize to Bakura
Nightshade:your just saying that because you like him
Isis:no its because you threatened to "Un-Alive" him
Isis:good *both leave the shadow realm*
Nightshade:but your speaking for me
Nightshade:*switches with Isis*
Theia: I'll just be your guard from now on.
Nightshade: I'M COMING FOR YOU BAKURA!!
Bakura: AHH!! *hides behind Marik*
Nightshade: -_- I can still see you!
Theia: Leave Bakura alone.
Theia: *turns into Harmonie*
Nightshade: O.o Why did you get taller?
Harmonie: -_- *takes out staff* Get. Out. Now.
Nightshade: PUT AWAY THAT STUPID STAFF!
Harmonie: No one disrespects the staff. ESPECIALLY not YOU!!
Nightshade: *pulls out another bazooka*
Harmonie: e.e *whispers words, points staff at bazooka*
Nightshade: BURN THE WITCH!
Tristan: You STOLE my LINE!
Harmonie: -_- Not now, Tristan. I SUMMON MAESTROKE, THE SYMPHONY DJINN!
Nightshade: HAHA! THAT thing?
Harmonie: Djinn means Devil, so technically you just called Maestroke the Symphony Devil a "thing".
Harmonie: Maestroke, ATTACK!
Maestroke: *hits Nightshade in the stomach with his baton*
Nightshade: OW! NOT funny..
Harmonie: 3, 2, 1
Nightshade: Wha- *is sent to the Shadow Realm, and recent memory is forgotton*
Harmonie: Mischief managed, my Djinn.
Tristan: Did you guys steal ANOTHER line from Harry Plotter?
Harmonie: *banishes Tristan to his house, turns back into Theia*
Theia: What did I miss?
Marik and Bakura: *shaking* You're not gonna do that to us, are you?
Theia: *sees Maestroke* No...
*in the Shadow Realm*
Nightshade:great, i'm in the shadow realm again.... and Hijikata still owes me money!
Isis(Night's Yami):you're the one who brought the bazooka onto the show! way to endanger innocent lives!
Nightshade:i was aiming Hijikata!
Isis:how much money does he even owe you?!
Isis:I thought that was Alucard
Nightshade:no, it wasn't Alucard, now lets just get out of here
Isis:fine*both leave the shadow realm*
*a minute later*
Nightshade:BAKURA!! I WILL HAVE REVENGE!
Isis:i thought you swore to protect him?
Nightshade:from fangirls,i didn't say Half-dog demons!