Random announcer: Welcome one, welcome all to the Marik and Bakura show! We welcome, Marik Ishtar!
Marik: *walks on stage, dragging Bakura behind him* and the fangirls...
Fangirls: EEK!!! ^^
Bakura: *scowling* Why did I agree to do this again...?
Marik: *sits down in a chair like a talk show host* Now, today we will be talking about clothes. Fancy clothes!!!
Bakura: Yes, let me go and get some--
Marik: Sit down, Fluffy!
Bakura: Don't call me that!!
Marik: *ignoring him* Today, anyways, we will be talking about FANCY CLOTHES!!! Like mine.
Bakura: Marik, those aren't fancy--
Marik: You're just jealous! But you want to know what kind of clothes I really like?
Bakura: *face palming* What?
Marik: LEATHER clothes!!! But, the sad thing is, I have no money to buy it with...
Bakura: GET A JOB!!!
Marik: Fluffy, do we need to have another talk? Anyways, I don't have any leather clothes, or even shoes! So, if the audience doesn't mind, you can donate me some, so I can make a fangirl army, and destroy Yugi!!! I mean...look nicer....hehe...
Atem: Oh no!!! He doesn't have any leather shoes?! I should donate mine!!
Yugi: Um, Atem? He's trying to get YOUR leather shoes...
Atem: MUST! DONATE!!!
Back to the plot:
Marik: *an hour later* Fluffy! No one has donated!!
Bakura: *sighs* Maybe it's because they realized you were a doofus.
Marik: I'll just wait...
Joey: *runs in as crowd cheers for him* Marik! Bakura! I heard you saying about your leather problem! I stole--I mean, I asked Tristan if I could take his two leather jackets...
Bakura: *puts one on* I could get used to this...
Marik: Haha!!! Take that, Pharah!!! I now hold your power! Your screen time!! YOUR FANGIRLS!!!!
Atem: *gasp* Oh no! I was just about to give you my leather shoes, too!!
Marik: Wh-what?! *Thinking* Wait, the shoes are his power...
Bakura: UGH!! *walks away* You're all a bunch of idiots...
Atem: Ha! You'll have to try harder next time, MALIK!
Marik: IT'S MARIK!!! *Runs after Atem*
Joey:....um.....Nyeh, what the heck?! *Runs after the rest*
*in the Shadow Realm again*
Nightshade:...ugh,what the heck just happened...
Isis:you got banished again
Nightshade:*facepalm* again!? aww man...I BLAME HIJIKATA! if it wasn't for him i wouldn't be here!
Isis:well i'm not letting you out of here until you apologize to Bakura
Nightshade:your just saying that because you like him
Isis:no its because you threatened to "Un-Alive" him
Isis:good *both leave the shadow realm*
Nightshade:but your speaking for me
Nightshade:*switches with Isis*
Theia: I'll just be your guard from now on.
Nightshade: I'M COMING FOR YOU BAKURA!!
Bakura: AHH!! *hides behind Marik*
Nightshade: -_- I can still see you!
Theia: Leave Bakura alone.
Theia: *turns into Harmonie*
Nightshade: O.o Why did you get taller?
Harmonie: -_- *takes out staff* Get. Out. Now.
Nightshade: PUT AWAY THAT STUPID STAFF!
Harmonie: No one disrespects the staff. ESPECIALLY not YOU!!
Nightshade: *pulls out another bazooka*
Harmonie: e.e *whispers words, points staff at bazooka*
Nightshade: BURN THE WITCH!
Tristan: You STOLE my LINE!
Harmonie: -_- Not now, Tristan. I SUMMON MAESTROKE, THE SYMPHONY DJINN!
Nightshade: HAHA! THAT thing?
Harmonie: Djinn means Devil, so technically you just called Maestroke the Symphony Devil a "thing".
Harmonie: Maestroke, ATTACK!
Maestroke: *hits Nightshade in the stomach with his baton*
Nightshade: OW! NOT funny..
Harmonie: 3, 2, 1
Nightshade: Wha- *is sent to the Shadow Realm, and recent memory is forgotton*
Harmonie: Mischief managed, my Djinn.
Tristan: Did you guys steal ANOTHER line from Harry Plotter?
Harmonie: *banishes Tristan to his house, turns back into Theia*
Theia: What did I miss?
Marik and Bakura: *shaking* You're not gonna do that to us, are you?
Theia: *sees Maestroke* No...
*in the Shadow Realm*
Nightshade:great, i'm in the shadow realm again.... and Hijikata still owes me money!
Isis(Night's Yami):you're the one who brought the bazooka onto the show! way to endanger innocent lives!
Nightshade:i was aiming Hijikata!
Isis:how much money does he even owe you?!
Isis:I thought that was Alucard
Nightshade:no, it wasn't Alucard, now lets just get out of here
Isis:fine*both leave the shadow realm*
*a minute later*
Nightshade:BAKURA!! I WILL HAVE REVENGE!
Isis:i thought you swore to protect him?
Nightshade:from fangirls,i didn't say Half-dog demons!
me: I HAVE LEATHER PANTS HAHAHAA
marik: give me THOSE
me: *gurly girl voice* oh so the diva wants his pants back
marik: I AM NOT A-
me: save it for the evil dueling with yugi
marik: SHUT IT
me: make me
marik: GGGGRRR SECURITY
security: we cant arrest her do you even know who she is
marik: who is she
me: I am SM THE MORE famous than you talented artist writer improve and role play STAR and who might you be
marik: I... uh im evil
Mika: You don't care that I called you imcompetent help? Wow. But yeah, Luna decided to poke fun at ol' Red Eyes, and made Joey mad too.
Me: I DIDN'T poke fun at you Joey! Only at your most treasured card in the universe!
Joey: I HATE your jokes! And I hope your fanboys crush you!
me: (turns on tv) my favorite show!
Alexa:wait im not in your fanfic yet Danny (me) so how am i here?
me:uh... i dunno (looks at tv) this is my favorite part!
Danny: I summon Red EYES BLACK DRAGON! Wait what?
(back in the real world)
Danny:wha- THEY JUST MADE FUN OF ME AND RED EYES!!!
Danny:eh... i dont really mind
me:your welcome he cant say what he wants because i control what he says!
Danny:wait wha- YES MASTER!!!
me:i love this show!!!!!
Announcer: *doesn't come on*
Bakura: *comes in* HELLO, my freakish fangirls!
Fangirls: ^u^ *cheers*
Ryou: *enters, with Malik attached to his leg* 'Ello people!
People: ^w^ *cheers*
Malik: I WILL HUG YOU ALL!!
All (Audience): ^-^ *half hearted cheering*
Mika: *appears out of nowhere, with Marik* You forgot something, Bakura.
Bakura: MARIK!! *snatches Marik from Mika, hugs tightly*
Mika: Wait, who's guarding the door?
Danny: *runs in* Help! Nightshade has a bazooka!
Mika: *facepalm* Incompetent help these days. Marik?
Mika: Can you call this person for me? *whispers name*
Marik: Sure.... *takes out cell phone, calls someone*
Nightshade: BAZOOKA TIME! *comes in*
Mika: NIGHTSHADE! You came in too early!
Nightshade: I don't care.
??: You should care. Cuz I'm here.
Nightshade: I still don't care! *bazookas Hijikata*
Hijikata: AHH! *ducks, bazooka blast hits innocent bystander in face*
??: Now you will get it.
Nightshade: A present? *hopeful face*
Audience: *nervous laughter*
??: NO! *steps closer*
??: Harmonie. Not Theia.
*at the gameshop*
Atem: O.O WHAT?!
Atem: She was my protector 4983 years ago!
Atem: Let's go!
*back at the studio*
Nightshade: I'M STILL WAITING FOR THAT PRESENT!!
Harmonie: I never said I was going to give you a present!!
Mika: Why is this episode more boring than usual?
Ryou: Because nobody went through a wall yet.
Harmonie: Drop. The. Bazooka.
Harmonie: *takes out sword*
Nightshade: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!!! Put away the sword!
Harmonie: Drop the bazooka.
Nightshade: Put away your sword.
Malik: HUGS FOR EVERYONE!!!
Atem: *runs in* HARMONIE!
Harmonie: 0.0 Pharoah..
Yugi:*runs in* Pharoah!
Harmonie: *puts away sword, takes out staff*
Harmony: Enough!! *blasts Malik through the ceiling*
Nightshade: I SURRENDER!!!!!
Harmony: I summon my Ka, MAESTROKE, THE SYMPHONY DJINN!
Nightshade: *gulp* I said I surrendered!
Harmony: This is the procedure for surrendering.
Nightshade: Now I know how Deadpool felt.
Harmony: Finish her.
Nightshade: Meh? MEH?!
Maestroke: *hits Nightshade in the head with the but of his baton*
Nightshade: Ow. That's IT?!
Maestroke: *slaps her across the face*
Bakura: *facepalm, banishes Nightshade to the Shadow Realm* Your welcome.
me:sup! I'M WEARING A FEZ!
Nightshade:*facepalm*ugh Zorua,STOP BEING CRAZY!
me:i'm not crazy i have a fez!
Deadpool:*walks in looking really tired* i'm....back....*collapses face first onto the floor*
Nightshade:dude! what the Ra happened to you?!
Deadpool:i got cut in half by a monster....
me:ooohh so thats why i heard screaming on the phone
Deadpool:i wasn't screaming i was practicing my scream song!
Nightshade:i'm gonna go check on Marik and Bakura...i heard the fangirls are getting a bit out of hand...*grabs bazooka*
me:what the?! why do you need a bazooka?!
Nightshade:*randomly puts on Okita Sougo costume*i'm just gonna scare them off with a few explosions
me:while dressed as Sougo?
Nightshade:i have my reasons.also Hijikata owes me money,i think i saw him in the crowd when i was on the show
me/Deadpool:*blank stare*your a nutcase
Nightshade:says the one wearing a fez and the one who got beat up BY A HOLOGRAM!
Me: MY GORB...... heheheheee leather pants
Me: HUSH...... *gives merik leather ring* i like to be different bye the way i like you but i dont fangirl ok..... ya got that cuz i can beat you in a duel ifi need to put you in a little tube to leather pants world and everything will be LEATHER HAHAAAA........ im wierd
Marik: *hears cell phone but can't sit up or move to get it*
Theia[she is visiting Mika, who gave her a tour!]: *hears cells phone* Huh? *finds Marik, gets his cell phone, and answers*
Zorua: Deadpool's coming in a Freddy Kruger costume, GUARD THE DOOR!
Theia: Who are you?! And who's Deadpool?!
Zorua: *gasps* I'm ZORUA, and I am the creator of Nightshade and Sil!
Me: Who's - wait, nvm, that's your OC...
Theia: Who's Deadpool?
Deadpool: *maniacal laughter is heard* I'M Deadpool!
Theia: *sees Deapool* *yawns* Is that it?
Deadpool: WHAT?!?! You're not SCARED!?!?
Theia: Nope. But I will do this. I SUMMON MAESTROKE THE SYMPHONY DJINN!! *summons the Djinn xyz monster stated above*
Maestroke: *glares at Deadpool, and sticks sword/ baton in Deadpool's face*
Deadpool: *gulps* Is that it?
Theia: *smirks* nope. MAESTROKE, ATTACK!!
Maestroke: *slices Deadpool with sword/baton, and brings Deadpool's Life Points down to 0*
me:BWAHA!!!! OMG THAT WAS HILAIROUS!!
Deadpool:*crash lands through the roof* ooooowwwww... thats gonna leave a mark,OH WAIT! not it won't i have a healing factor YAY ME! now onto my plots for revenge mwahahaha!*sees Nightshades Freddy Kruger costume on the couch* i'm gonna borrow this *takes off his mask*
me:oh Ra! i forgot you look hideous without you mask!*beat* oh, now i get what your trying to do
Deadpool:*puts on Freddy costume* TIME TO SCARE THEM!
me:oh crud,*calls Marik's cell phone* yeah, its me, Deadpool's on his way to the show and he's dressed like Freddy Kruger,i suggest you guard the entrances
-DEADPOOL!(you just got pooled!)
@everyone here it is! I don't know how I got everyone in, but I did!
Announcer: *opens his mouth, shuts it, goes off stage*
Marik: *brings in Bakura in a wheelchair*
Audience: *clapping, whistling, etc.*
Mika: *appears from ground* :/ Why are they clapping, he's in a wheelchair.
Suki and Soul: *walk in* :/
Soul: No idea
Suki: Maybe they dislike him?
Mika: I dunno... Danny?
Danny: I summon Red EYES BLACK DRAGON! Wait, what?
Danny and Babda: *walk in along with Alexa and yugi...*
Alexa: Du-ude, EPIC FAIL! XD
*At Joey's house*
Joey: NYEEHHH! He has a RED EYES BLACK DRAGON?! My dragon beats HIS facedown!!
*Back at studio*
Nightshade: Wait, why is Malik not here?
Mika: *all eyes go to Mika, and so does camera* e.e Cuz he's a wimp! And plus he isn't... with us anymore. Oops. XD
Everyone: WHAT?!?!? 0_0
Mika: HAHAHA! FOOLED YOU!! I wish I could have seen your faces!
Marik: *he is guarding the entrance to studio, angry shouts are heard*
Yugi and Mika: *sigh* Joey..
Joey: LET ME IN, I HAVE OOKAMI!
Danny: LET HIM IN, LET HIM IN, LET HIM IN!!!!
Joey: *is thrown against far wall, where his face skids downward*
Ookami: 0_0 Thanks Joey for helping me in!
Marik: I don't have time for this- WHAT THE! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh
Nightshade: THIS IS SPARTA! *sparta kicks Marik, he lands on roof after circling the world*
Bakura: HAHA- MARIK!!!
Aki: *appears* I have a present for you!!! *puts Bakura in box*
Joey: *sits up* HAHA! In ur FACE Bakura!
Suki: Where's Ryou?
Mika: -_- Anna.
Mika: *runs down hall*
Yami: I'm glad you're alright, Joey.
Danny: He wanted to duel me...
Babda: *still laughing over Danny's "epic fail"*
Mika: GET OFF RYOU ANNA!
Anna: NO! MY RYOU!
Ryou: Umm... HELP!
Mika: *explosion is heard*
Everyone still in room, including camera man: 0.0 *go down the hall*0_0
On TV: *Audience sees Anna hanging from the ceiling by her shirt*
Anna: A LITTLE HELP?
Ryou: Umm.. NO!
Mika:You're welcome, Ryou.
DeadPool: *runs in* MIKA IS RYOU'S TWIN!!! And, TACOS!!!!! *runs out*
Mika: *catches DeadPool by his shirt, puts other hand around his arm*
DeadPool: THANK YOU!
Nightshade: I wanna sparta kick DeadPool.
Mika: Be my guest. *starts to hand DeadPool's arm to NightShade* Nah. *launches DeadPool through the ceiling, he is shrinking in the distance til they can't see him*
Alexa: 0.0 Is it like this EVERY episode?!
Ryou: No, this is a slightly more entertaining episode.
me: I think theifshipping it AWESOME hey can jenny guess star she needs friends
jenny: I would have friends if you didn't keep dragging me from one story to another in your head
me: really you are such a sadsack like zuko
jenny: jerkbender I should tell people this petro has a crush on yami