Random announcer: Welcome one, welcome all to the Marik and Bakura show! We welcome, Marik Ishtar!
Marik: *walks on stage, dragging Bakura behind him* and the fangirls...
Fangirls: EEK!!! ^^
Bakura: *scowling* Why did I agree to do this again...?
Marik: *sits down in a chair like a talk show host* Now, today we will be talking about clothes. Fancy clothes!!!
Bakura: Yes, let me go and get some--
Marik: Sit down, Fluffy!
Bakura: Don't call me that!!
Marik: *ignoring him* Today, anyways, we will be talking about FANCY CLOTHES!!! Like mine.
Bakura: Marik, those aren't fancy--
Marik: You're just jealous! But you want to know what kind of clothes I really like?
Bakura: *face palming* What?
Marik: LEATHER clothes!!! But, the sad thing is, I have no money to buy it with...
Bakura: GET A JOB!!!
Marik: Fluffy, do we need to have another talk? Anyways, I don't have any leather clothes, or even shoes! So, if the audience doesn't mind, you can donate me some, so I can make a fangirl army, and destroy Yugi!!! I mean...look nicer....hehe...
Atem: Oh no!!! He doesn't have any leather shoes?! I should donate mine!!
Yugi: Um, Atem? He's trying to get YOUR leather shoes...
Atem: MUST! DONATE!!!
Back to the plot:
Marik: *an hour later* Fluffy! No one has donated!!
Bakura: *sighs* Maybe it's because they realized you were a doofus.
Marik: I'll just wait...
Joey: *runs in as crowd cheers for him* Marik! Bakura! I heard you saying about your leather problem! I stole--I mean, I asked Tristan if I could take his two leather jackets...
Bakura: *puts one on* I could get used to this...
Marik: Haha!!! Take that, Pharah!!! I now hold your power! Your screen time!! YOUR FANGIRLS!!!!
Atem: *gasp* Oh no! I was just about to give you my leather shoes, too!!
Marik: Wh-what?! *Thinking* Wait, the shoes are his power...
Bakura: UGH!! *walks away* You're all a bunch of idiots...
Atem: Ha! You'll have to try harder next time, MALIK!
Marik: IT'S MARIK!!! *Runs after Atem*
Joey:....um.....Nyeh, what the heck?! *Runs after the rest*
I LOVED DAT EPISODE!!! :DDD
Me: I have no idea why I didn't post a comment on this yet!!! [~FORGETFULLNESS.]
Ookami: WOW you are easily distracted....
Me: Yes, I know... And wow, Danny. x3
Me/Ookami: FLUFFYYYY!!! = w =
Ookami: Is there something we're missing here??
Me: OH RIGHT... HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, MARIK AND FLUFFY!!
Ookami: Yes, yes! Leeferinson Day!!! Hingadingadergin! > w < [Oi....So many SpongeBob puns. xD]
"HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, MARIK AND FLUFFY!!!! :D"
Announcer: This is a special episode dedicated to Valentine's Day. Hope you like crushes and kisses, and a few sound beatings. ^-^" This episode is going to be an "hour-long" episode. (This is going to be twice as long as before) *runs off stage*
Marik: *comes on stage* Hiya fans!
Fans: ^w^ *cheering*
Bakura: *flounces on stage* Hello.
Mika and Theia: *walk on stage*
Mika: Why so sad Bakura? Is it 'cuz you don?t have a date for Valentine's Day?
Bakura: NO! It's because I have an unofficial one that won't leave me alone!
Isis: Come on Bakura! Come have some fun!
Bakura: I don't LIKE looking at flowers!
Ryou: *comes on stage* Really Bakura, stop being such a grumpy-grump!
Mika: A what?
Ryou: A GRUMPY PERSON!
Mika: DON'T YELL AT ME!
Mica and Yugi: *come on stage* STOP YELLING! IT'S ALMOST VALENTINE'S DAY!
Danny: *runs on stage from secerity door* What's with the racket?
Theia: Everybody's yelling!
Ookami: *comes on stage* EVERYBODY STOP YELLING! INCLUDING ME!
Sora: Izishu, Odion! The Marik and Bakura Show is on!
Izishu and Odion: WHAT?!? Marik has a SHOW, and he didn't let US on?!
Sora: Oops... *mutters* Sorry Marik...
Izishu: *calls Marik*
*back on the show*
Theia: Danny, shouldn't you be on secerity duty?
Marik: *phone rings, he answers it, not realizing it's on speaker phone*
Izishu: MARIK! WHY DID YOU NOT TELL US YOU HAD A SHOW?!
Marik: O.O ...
Theia: *grabs phone from Marik* LEAVE MARIK ALONE IZISHU!! *ends the phone call*
Mika: Umm... Theia?
Mika: O.O ... Nothin'
Anna: *runs to Ryou, and squeezes him*
Ryou: I THOUGHT I HAD A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU!
Anna: I tore it up. And put it through the shredder. X3
Mika: *yanks Anna off Ryou* Get. Out. Now.
Anna: Nope. *hugs Ryou again*
Marik: Guys... I have a confession to make... I-i like... Theia.
Mika: *smug look*
Danny: I LOVE YOU OOKAMI!!
Mika: DANNY! Stop stealing Marik's moment!
Isis: *turns into Nightshade*
Nightshade: I BROUGHT VALENTINES!!!!
Nightshade: *gives one to everyone but Theia*
Everyone but Theia and Nightshade: THANK YOU NIGHTSHADE!!!
Nightshade: So Marik. How long have you liked Theia?
Theia: I HATE Nightshade!
Marik: Since I was 13...
Nightshade: Have you dated?
Theia: Marik do NOT answer that!
Mika: Ok! Stop with the personal questions on national television!
Theia: THANK YOU MIKA! THANK YOU!
Bakura: WHY HAVE YOU BEEN CHEATING ON ME?!
Marik: I broke up with you last episode.
Ookami: Now I want to know what EVERYBODY on here but Bakura wants to know: Will you kiss on her?!
Marik and Theia: O/////O
Audience: KISS HER ALREADY!!!!
Marik: *kisses Theia*
Mika: Aw come on Theia, it wasn't THAT bad!
Deadpool: *randomly comes on stage* I LOVE YOU TACOS!!!!!!! *runs off*
Malik: *peeks on stage* Revenge for all the Sparta kicks *runs on stage, sends Nightshade to the Shadow Realm*
Aki: *randomly puts Malik in a box, leaves*
Mika: This episode is the most boring I have ever experienced... Oh wait.. Anna's still HERE?!
Anna: O_O *tries to make a run for it*
Mika: *catches her by the back of her shirt, and pins her to the ceiling* Boring...
Announcer: *comes back on stage* I hope that this was an awesome special.
Me: this is how it should happen!
Ishizu: *on phone with Kaiba* Woah. Woah. WOAH. Marik has a show!?
Ishizu: MARIK SEBASTAIN ISHTAR!!!
Marik: ummm... yeah about that...*throws Bakura* Take fluffy!!!*runs*
~Where cats can talk and write Fanfics!~
Me: Will work on it ASAP.
Theia: That means I have to be on there, doesn't it?
Me: You, and Ookami, and Danny, and Mica, and Yugi, and Sora.
Mika: *sheepish look*
Theia: Yeah, Harmonie has a sword. She was a warrior, and that is her sword from back then. And Oo-Ookami has ninja stars?
Me: And BOY Aki, you must REALLY not like Joey...
Sure. I'll try to do so in he next few episodes.
If I don't post by Friday, POST ON HERE!! AND I will start a contest! The first person who can name the amount of times Mika has been in an episode or comment on here, AND can tell me how old I posted Harmonie to be GETS A SURPRISE PRIZE!! (Hint: the latter isn't on this fanfic/show!)
Mika: YES!!! FINALLY I am important!
Me: e.e Including this one.
Theia: I know who knows what the prize is!
You all: WHO?!
Theia: BAKURA!! >:D
Bakura: NO I DO NOT!!
You all: *trample him anyways XD*
Sora: You should put Ishizu and Odion discovering Marik has a show.
???: you could make Zorc come.
Me: GET OUT!!!!*holding Bakura like a sword*
???: AAAAH!*runs away*
Bakura: Put. Me. Down.
Me:*drops him* EEK!
Pika: Make a holiday episode! Y'know, like, do a Valentine's Day episode!
Mica: One where everybody gives valentines!
Pika: You just wanna be on there with Yugi!
Mica: Yes, I do....but I'm serious. Okay, THEN you make it so someone had a crush on somebody, they reveal it, and everybody starts to freak out!
Pika: That's good! Oh, you HAVE to have some kissing going on!
Mica: Did that help?
P.S: I gave you an idea, for an idea!
"I will shock ALL of you with my Pikachu powers!"~PikaPata
"And I'll wear a rubber suit...."~Mica
Sorry about the lack of episodes! I NEED IDEAS!!! Mika suggests more sparta kicks, but I need your advice!!
Theia: I suggest less me!
Mika: MORE SPARTA KICKS!! More smashing through walls!!
Ryou: Are you suggesting that you, my sister who's the Avatar, likes VIOLENCE!?!
Me: SHUSH! Don't say that word on here! This post would be deleted!
Marik: I SUGGEST YOU POST SPOILERS!
Theia: O.O When did HE get in here!?! And NOO!!!! YOU ALREADY POSTED IT!!! NO ONE ELSE SHOULD KNOW!!!
All but Mika: O___O
Mika: :D Theia and Marik sittin'-
Theia: Shut up!
Mika: XD Any ideas? Luna's all out.
Me: And Mika?
Me: No more taunting!
Mika: -_- Fine....
I am posting on here so it doesn't get deleted. I REALLY want this to stay on the boards....so I'll save it. I know how hard CosbyRock and LunaDiana worked on this. Not to sound like I'm expecting you to thank me...but....your welcome!
P.S: You really DON'T have to thank me if you don't want to. I'm not conceited and I don't expect a thank you. Only thank me by posting more episodes!
Ookami: YOU CALLED DANNY INCOMPETANT HELP?!?
Me: (waves arms) Why you trying to stick up for him? Hm? Hm!? HMM?!?!?!?
Ookami: ......SHUT UP ABOUT THAT OKAY!?!? Gees. I DON'T like him, okay?!? OKAY.
Me: Anyway --- WHAT THE?!?! NIGHTSHADE.....
Me/Ookami: Oh. Mai. Goodness. Nightshade has a BAZOOKA.....A...BA--....ZOO--....KA.... (._.)
Ookami: AND OH MAI RA!!!! (high-pitched robot voice) HARMONIE HAS A SWORD!! A. SWOOOOORRRRD.
Ookami: Wait a sec... Hey, Lexi..... Can I have a-
Me: NO. DEAR RA, I CANNOT GIVE YOU A SWORD.
NO ONE. I MEAN NO ONE. TRUST HER WITH...A SWORD!Oh goodness....Just no. No. No...
Ookami: Mkay... Fine... NINJA STARRRS!!! (takes out ninja stars)
Me: OH DEAR RA!!!
Aki: (looks around) I'M ENDING THIS NOOOOW!!
"Where cats are spelled with K!"
"She has ninja stars. She has ninja stars. SHE HAS NINJA STARS."
"What ever happened to Suki Mojo?"
"....SUKI MOJO NINJA STARRRS!"
"WHY? WHY DID YOU EVEN ASK, AKI?!? JUST WHY!?"
@LunaDiana and Zorua
You guys are CRAZY funny!!!
Mica:Ya know...NightShade sorta reminds of me. She's pretty...but dangerous.
PiPa(me: Yeah,that sounds like YOU Mica.
Mica: My point exactly!!!! Don't go giving out spoilerz about the show,PiPa. *in deeper voice* You KNOW how much I hate spoilerz. *takes out her whip*
PiPa: *shaking* Uh...yeah. I remember our previous conversation about it. But....Mica's gonna become half vampire in episode 5!!!!
Mica: NO!!!! Now they know about it.
PiPa: Uh...Mica....you do remember you saw me typing spoilerz earlier???
Mica: THAT'S what you were doing?!?! I thought you were replying to someone!!! WAIT....I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR OOKAMI!!!! When I become a vampire---
PiPa: HALF vampire!
Mica: Yeah,yeah. When I do...I'm gonna get you for cuddling with Yugi in the newest episode of Kats24's fanfic.
PiPa: She wasn't cuddling with him...they were scared! Y'know,I'm gonna shut up now.
Mica: Good move,PiPa.
The bazookas were the weapons, Zorua. And she had TONS of them. Harmonie took ALL of them off her person, though. And she sent them to the Shadow Realm.
You: How can you send a weapon to the shadow realm?
Me: ANYTHING is possible.
HEEEEEEY! MY COMMENT DIDN'T POST FROM LAST TIME!!! (;o Dang it! I guess it's karma for not being on for so long....Allow me to rephrase what I said...
"Me: HA! BAKURA! IN YO FACE!
Ookami: Trololololo--- JOEY!!?! WAT. DE. HECK!?
Aki: HA! Joey just got slammed into a wall and I trapped Fluffy in a box!
Ookami: Hey! At least Joey let me in....with the help from Danny too! (walks lika an Egyptian)
Me: (backflips) WHAT THE HAY, OOKAMI!?"
Ta-da! I just made it shorter! Let's see if it posts this time! (Sorry it's late, I'm just kind of busy in school and stuff, but since I'm out of school until Friday, I'll be on here as much as I can!)
Mika: Sure, you can guest star. But NO funny business. Ryou is my Brother, and-
You: O.O. What?
Mika: I'm wondering if this is gonna be a problem.
Mika: Well, if you say so. If the names aren't gonna be a problem, WELCOME TO THE CLUB!!
You: You.... have a club?
Mika: No. We just ADVERTISE that we have one. OF COURSE WE DO!!!!
Me: Mika? Being a little too harsh!
Mika: Oops. Sorry...
~Devotion. It does not work out~
~WHAT?! Mika, I am going to-~
~Stop arguing, or I'll send for Aki!~