me:HEE HEE!!! sorry for the wait everyone!
Nightshade:geez you made them wait exactly one week from our b-day a little late don't ya think?
me:hey do you think this is easy!!!! i'm putting in three groups of characters!!! including a certain half-demon heh heh heh....
Nightshade:holy Ra... you don't mean....INUYASHA!!!!???
me:why whats wrong?
Nightshade:nothings wrong its just *fangirl shriek* FINALLY!!! MY FIRST CRUSH IS COMING!!! *shrieks again*
me:woah fangirl much?? and i thought Atem was your first crush?
Nightshade:I MET INUYASHA FIRST!! hee hee he's just so *sighs dreamily* hot...
me:HOLY HEPHAESTUS HAND GRENADES!!! did you just call him hot?! wow... and even more shocking you never even say hot!!!!
Nightshade:and i can't believe you just screamed "holy Hephaestus hand grenades"!!!
me:wow this got really random... part one coming soon!!!!
-Nightshade(oh Ra Atem is gonna un-alive me if he hears this!)
Evo:*dumps a bucket of water on Nightshade* she's still not waking up
Marik:*pokes Zorua with a stick* Zorua isn't waking up either!
Orochimaru:wait, i got an idea....the pharaoh's outside
Nightshade:*instantly wakes up* WHAT WHERE!? *looks around* why am i in the T.A.R.D.I.S.? and why am i all wet!?
Evo:no time to explain, but we've got a problem....
Nightshade:what did you and Sil do this time?
Evo:it's not our fault this time...there are Weeping Angels outside and we can't get out
Nightshade:give me a 5 minutes and i'll take care of those things
Evo:wait but we didn't explain the plan y---oh she already left
-five minutes later-
Nightshade:alright, whatever i couldn't destroy i quantum-locked so its safe now
Evo:*looks outside* oh Irk....*sees most of the angels destroyed and 6 quantum-locked*
T.B.C.(sorry this might take longer to complete than i thought)
*PART 16.5* (note:i'm trying to post these parts as fast as i can so i can finish the story)
Orochimaru:*looks out the door then rapidly slams it shut*what are those things?!
Evo:*scans the Angels*they are called Weeping Angels.
Marik:what do they do?
Evo:they capture people and drop them in another time so they can slowly drain their victim's time energy or just sneak up on them and snap their necks...
Marik:*gulps*can we get rid of them?!
Evo:well,The Doctor's sonic screwdriver can beat them but we don't have it so the best we can do is DON'T BLINK!
Orochimaru:what does blinking have to do with anything?!
Evo:as long as your staring at one,they get quantum-locked and are rendered immobile
Lelouche:what if we make them stare at eachother?
Evo:LELOUCHE YOUR A GENIUS!if they stare at eachother they'll be permanently trapped!but there's one problem...
Evo:only Nightshade is crazy enough to do that,and she's out cold
Marik:well were doomed
David:*checking list of decorations*ok balloons;check,pinata;check,random angel statue;che--wait...i don't remember this being here...
Tenth and Eleventh Doctor:DON'T LOOK AWAY FROM IT!
David:wait what?*looks back at the statue*is it just me or did that statue move?
Ten:thats a Weeping Angel!they drain the time energy from their victims in order to stay alive but as long as we're looking at it its quantum-locked.
Eleven:just don't blink!don't even blink!Blink and you're doomed.They're fast,faster than you can believe.Don't turn your back.Don't turn away and DON'T BLINK!...good luck!*runs out the door*oh no...*sees more Weeping Angels outside*we can't escape...
Ten:and Nightshade and Zorua are still outside in the T.A.R.D.I.S.!
David:hopefully Marik and his buddies locked the door....
Marik:*barricading the door*WE'RE SURROUNDED!
Marik:SCARY STATUES THAT MOVE BY THEMSELVES!
Orochimaru:soooo we're supposed to keep these 2 unconscious until they're ready?
Lelouche:lets go vandalize the Hokage rock!
Orochimaru:no Naruto already did that....
Naraku:wait, we're alone with our worst enemy and we still haven't done anything...
Everyone except Lelouche:*realization* WHAT?!!
Lelouche:don't even think about it! besides, Sil's psychotic S.I.R. unit Evo is watching us...
Evo:*holds up a blaster* don't even think about it! or i will blast you to planet Vort!
Lelouche:*shudders* she's terrifying...
Naraku:please,its just a robot whats the worst it can do?
Evo:*switches to Duty mode(heh heh 'duty')*
-at the Ramen Shop-
Naruto:FINALLY!we finished decorating!
David:but me and Kakashi did all the work>:(
David:no,you stood there ordering us around
Naruto:i was supervising!so i was doing something!
*Inuyasha and his friends walk in*
Inuyasha:is anyone else coming?
David:the others should be here soon
Sil:*runs through the door covered in scratches and a bent antennae*alright i erased Zorua and Nightshade's memory of the party
David:why are you covered in scratches?
Sil:i had to pin down Nightshade,i think she scratched me a couple of times*antennae breaks off*ummm are any doctors coming to this party?
*Tenth and Eleventh Doctors walk in*
Eleven:we're doctors but not the kind you need
Deadpool:*teleports into the room*Yugi and his friends are outside!AND I BROUGHT TACOS!:D
Kakashi:is he always like this?
David:just be glad he didn't bring anything sharp or explosive
-meanwhile in Leaf Village-
Naruto:WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE MERGING THE PARTIES?!
David:calm down Naruto,i'm sure Yugi and Inuyasha were just as surprised as you,but for now we need to get ready for the party!
Naruto:but we have only a few hours!
David:thats why i brought some help...
David:i asked him to help out
Kakashi:actually,he stole my book and wouldn't give it back until i helped
Naruto:but you were supposed to help yesterday...
Kakashi:that was yesterday?
(sorry this was a bit short)
-At "Odd Jobs Gin"-(if you remember Gintoki,well this is where he works)
Gintoki:i'm back*crashes onto the couch*
Shinpachi:where were you?
Shinpachi:were you paid?because your rent is due this month
Gintoki:i'll just give the old woman 300 yen
Kagura:Gin-chan its your turn to walk Sadaharu!
Sadaharu:ARRF:D*jumps onto Gin*
Gintoki:GAH! WHAT THE--
Sadaharu:*bites Gin's head(he does that alot)*
Shinpachi:Gin-san,your head is--
Gintoki:yeah i know..
Sachan:*crashes through the ceiling*I'LL SAVE YOU GIN-SAN!*tries to pull off Sadaharu but fails*
Shinpachi:how long have you been up there?!
Sachan:about 3 days
Shinpachi:you're taking stalker to a whole new level
Yugi:what do you mean we're merging the parties?!we just finished decorating!
Sil:your all coming with me no questions asked!
Sil:NO QUESTIONS ASKED!
Deadpool:WE'RE GONNA PARTY WITH NINJAS! :D
Inuyasha:*glares at Deadpool through the T.A.R.D.I.S.*is he a demon?
-Lets Check on Deadpool!-
Deadpool:*holding up a match*
Yugi:why did you set that guy on fire!?
Deadpool:hey,he totally had it coming!
Zoro:AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! I'M ON FIRE!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!
Deadpool:also, Nami paid me too do that if he spilled anything flammable on himself
Joey:but it was frosting....
Deadpool:EXACTLY! :D*phone rings* oh, thats my phone... maybe its Peter from High Moon Studios approving my ideas for a sequel for my video game!*answers phone* heeeellllloooooo?
Sil:*holding onto the T.A.R.D.I.S. phone for dear life* hey Deadpool! we're merging the parties! and we're gonna pick up you and the others in the T.A.R.D.I.S.!
Deadpool:isn't the T.A.R.D.I.S. a phone booth?
Sil:its bigger on the inside
Deadpool:that explains alot *hears T.A.R.D.I.S. outside* oh i see you outside*runs out the door* HEY THERE SIL---*trips on a rock*BWAAAAH!*falls on his face*
Sil:*steps out of the T.A.R.D.I.S.* oh there you are Deadpool
-Lets check on David again!-
David:so Naruto, who did you invite to the party?
Naruto:well, i definitely invited "PervySage" Jiraiya
Naruto:he's friends with her
David:are you sure he's not just using her for his "research"?
Naruto:no, they're friends. anyway i also invited Gaara,Granny Tsunade,Bushy-Brows,Sakura,Kakashi-Sensei,Kiba,Hinata,Shikamaru,Guy and i even managed to get Sasuke to come!
David:i thought you hated Sasuke?
Naruto:it was for Nightshade, i saw her swooning over him
David:i'm pretty sure it was over Kakashi
Naruto:he's still her friend so i thought she'd like it if he showed up
David:ok then *hears Doctor Who theme song play*
Naruto:whats that noise?
David:oh wait that's my phone *looks at phone* it's Sil, i need to answer this...hello?
Sil:tell Naruto to expect more guests we're merging the parties!
David:oh this could be bad...
Orochimaru:oh please you can't defeat us,well,maybe Marik
Naraku:he has a point Marik, your pretty useless in this situation
Marik:oh that is it!*turns into Malik*
Malik:I'LL JUST BANISH YOUR ALL TO THE SHADOW REALM!
Orochimaru:you didn't tell us you could do that!
Malik:you never asked...
Nightshade:heh heh he just trolled you...
Malik:stay out of this silver-hair!
Nightshade:did you just call me "Silver-Hair"? WHO TOLD YOU MY CODE NAME!? err,i mean,umm....oh be quiet ....
Eleven:should we be getting involved?
Ten:we probably shouldn't....
Sil:can you guys all just stop fighting?!
Sil:look, if we invite all of you to Nightshade and Zorua's party, will you all just KNOCK IT OFF!
Orochimaru/Naraku:*looks at each other*fine....
Nightshade:*grabs Sil*WHY DIDN'T YOU LET LELOUCH HELP!?
Sil:he scares me....
Nightshade:oh i'll show you something to be scared of unless you change your mind!
Sil:what could you possibly use to scare me?
Nightshade:*turns into Red-Eyes B. Dragon*does this answer your question!?
Sil:EEEK!fine!he can help!
Leouch:really?OK! later weirdos!
Orochimaru:i blame you Marik!
Naraku:because no one likes you!
Marik:*looks at the screen and breaks the forth wall*tell that to my fangirls....
Naraku:what on earth are you looking at?
Everyone else:STOP BREAKING THE FORTH WALL!!
Marik:ummm you also just broke the forth wall
Everyone else:THAT DOESN'T COUNT!
Deadpool:hey!breaking the forth wall is my job!
me:how did you get here?!
Deadpool:i had help from Cable!
Cable:he made me help him,he wouldn't stop bugging me until i did...
Sil:*sigh* lets just go get Inuyasha and leave....
Nightshade:but first,we have some people that need to be dealt with...heh
Lexi: Oh Gosh.....It's Lelouch....Ashley will have a fit when she's sees this. xD
Ookami: As I was kind of wondering the same thing why he'd be there.... o_o
Lexi/Ookami: Keep up the great work, Zorua! :DDD
"Where cats are spelled with K"
*in the feudal era*
me:so this is the feudal era....
Nightshade:Its been such a long time since i came here*in head* i wonder why i stopped visiting?
Nightshade:*in head* oh right,i forgot about him...
Orochimaru:we've come to to capture you!
Marik:*running towards them* wait..for..me..!*collapses on the ground*
Nightshade:you seriously brought him?
Orochimaru:its for comic relief...
me:you 3 know each other?!
Naraku:not exactly,we only teamed up to destroy your birthday party!
Eleven:who are these guys?
Nightshade:oh,their just a few of my enemies;the albino guy is Orochimaru,the one with the millenium rod is Marik,and that guy wearing the baboon pelt is Naraku.
Ten:then whos the forth guy?
Nightshade:LELOUCH?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
Lelouch:i'm here to kidnap you!
Nightshade:why are you with these guys?
Lelouch:because your alien friend didn't invite me to help with your party!
(*note* sorry for taking so long with this but i get distracted easily)
me:sooo...what should we do now...?
Invader Sil:LETS GO TO THE FEUDAL ERA!
me/Nightshade:WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!?
Sil:i hitched a ride on the T.A.R.D.I.S.
Eleven:i was completely unaware she was here
me:ok...? ummm Sil, why do you want to go to the feudal era?
Sil:alright confession time;Inuyasha,Naruto,and Yugi were all planning a surprise party for you guys but, they all had separate party ideas so we're just gonna drag them all to Naruto's party because its a good location
Sil:yeah,and we had Gin,Zura,Elizabeth,and Atem distract you
Katsura:Zura ja nai,Katsura da!*
*Translation:"it's not Zura, it's Katsura"
Sil:oh right "Katsura" sorry i think Gin influenced me....
Nightshade:well,TO THE FEUDAL ERA! AWAY!
me:ummm...LONG UN-LIVE SHADOWSCYTHE!
me:what?i couldn't come up with a catch phrase!
me:first off it's The Doctor!
Nightshade:i think she meant to the title
me:oh....well then....anyway, i made a Doctor Who themed episode because last Saturday was the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who. and i thought"hey,why don't i make a special for the anniversary?" AND THUS,THE SPECIAL WAS BORN! WOO HOO!
Nightshade:have you been eating fish sticks and custard again?
me:*has custard on face* uhhh no.....
Nightshade:what is wrong with you?
me:i think everything....
Nightshade:and the truth comes forth...
me:oh blah blah blah its all timey-whimey to me
Nightshade:what do you mean "timey-whimey" WE'RE NOT EVEN IN A T.A.R.D.I.S.!
me:*ahem* look around...
Nightshade:oh right we're still in the T.A.R.D.I.S....
Ten/Eleven:*sarcasm*no your in your in a phone booth...YES YOUR IN THE T.A.R.D.I.S.!
me:anyway,LunaDiana,as soon as this special is over we'll get serious again
Nightshade:its never serious when you're around
me:good point, then umm more random again!
-Doctor Who tribute(i'm to lazy to write the whole title...)-
Ten:yeah...Zygon's are rather disgusting....
me:*sticks head out of the TARDIS*hey what did i mi----OMG!2 ELIZABETHS!?ITS THE APOCALYPSE!
Eleven:no its not,one's just a Zygon...and this guy is pretty sure he found the real one...
Katsura:IT IS THE REAL ELIZABETH! >:( I KNOW IT FOR SURE!
Ten:Zygons can be pretty tricky though....that one could be the fake
Nightshade:alright i'm putting a stop to this madness....i'll just "un-alive" both of them!
(fake)Elizabeth:*turns back into a Zygon*alright i give up!
Katsura:*realizes he's holding the fake*GAH!!!!*drops the Zygon*
Eleven:everyone! into the TARDIS!
*everyone goes into the TARDIS*
me:hey whats with all the round things on the walls?
Eleven:oh look its the Round Things!
Ten:I LOVE the Round Things!
Eleven:what ARE the Round Things?
me:well that wasn't helpful...
(SORRY EVERYONE the last episodes and this one was filler...)
-Doctor Who 50th anniversary tribute pt.2-
(cont.from last time)
Eleventh Doctor:you,with the white hair get in the----*realizes Nightshade just destroyed all the Daleks*oh... how did you do that?!
Nightshade:*shows claws* does this answer your question?
Eleven:*blank stare*i'm not even going to ask...
Katsura:*comes downstairs* hey,i heard alot of noise down here,whats going---HOLY CRUD WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE?!
Katsura:thats it im outta here,come on Elizabeth we're leaving
*2 Elizabeths come down stairs*
Tenth Doctor:*comes out of the T.A.R.D.I.S.*hey who is that girl that just came in here...wait whats with the 2 weird bird creatures?
Katsura:this one should be the real one!*grabs one*
Elizabeth:*holds up a sign that says;"you're squeezing me too tight!"*
Ten:hmmm i bet the other one is A ZYGON!
Nightshade:whats a Zygon?
Ten:a disgusting sucker covered alien with venom sacs on the tongue
Nightshade:ugh that sounds gross
-DOCTOR WHO 50TH ANNIVERSARY TRIBUTE!-
*in Zorua's house*
me:sooooo....you had a weird day to?
Nightshade:yeah...Atem and Gintoki just showed up at my base and wouldn't let me leave,but on the bright side,i played seven minutes in heaven with Atem! :D
me:lucky...all i was doing was watching internet videos with Katsura and Elizabeth....but i did get to mess with Katsura
Katsura:*from upstairs*I'M STILL HERE YOU KNOW!
me:NO ONE ASKED YOU ZURA!
Katsura:Zura ja nai,Katsura da!(translation:"Its not Zura,its Katsura!")
Nightshade:*sigh*i think our friends are up to something...
me:yeah me to----OHMYGOSH! ITS A DALEK!
Dalek:*crashes through the window*EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! BRING US THE DOCTOR OR BE DESTROYED!
me:what?The Doctor?! what do you want with him?!
*the T.A.R.D.I.S. appears in the room*
Eleventh Doctor:*holds up sonic screwdriver*get in the T.A.R.D.I.S!
Eleven:NOW! i'll hold off the Daleks!
me:eeeek!*runs into the T.A.R.D.I.S.*
(at my house)
me:*still watching None piece* HA HA! ZORO'S ON FIRE!
Zoro*in the video*:HEY KIDS WANNA BE ON FIRE?!
Katsura:why did that girl set him on fire?
me:i don't know...WANNA SEE ANOTHER ABRIDGED SERIES?!
Katsura:does it have stretchy idiotic main characters?
Katsura:*sigh* whats it called?
me:Hellsing Ultimate Abridged!
Elizabeth:*holds up a signboard that says:"your the one who agreed to distract her in the first place"*
Katsura:just play the video
me:OK*plays episode 1*
*much later into episode 2*
Jan:and we came all the way out here with these foreign exchange students on a trip through England!
Hellsing guard:where from?
*loads of guns pop out from the bus windows*
*guard gets mulched by bullets*
(back to me and Katsura)
Katsura:*shudders*how do you even watch this stuff?!
me:i can tolerate the content
Katsura:you are one crazy kid...
~"GO TEAM 4 STAR!"