Izzy: Okay, listen Kabusha- oh boy...
Izzy: Okay, listen Kabu- okay, I can't do this!
Izzy: Okay, listen Kabubabadaba- ugh... Can we just call him Bob?
Okay, it's time to diggyvolve! ~Joe
Joe: But if I fail, who'll save you or me?
Sora: *Starts laughing*
Joe: But if I fail, who'll save you or me?
Sora: *Starts laughing harder*
Director: CUT! Sora, what's going on?
Sora: He's got something on his nose.
Behold my power!...Okay, where's my power? ~Myotismon
"Ken wasn't so sweet back then, and even good Digimon like Unimon were forced to do his dirty work." -Gatomon (In a way, she called Ken "sweet")
"Do you think he (Ken) fell on his head? I did that once and thought I was a fruit bat!" -Hawkmon
*Yolei is about to fall off the cliff, but Kari grabs her arm*
Hawkmon: I wish you wouldn't do this sort of thing.
Yolei: Well, at this exact moment...so do I.
Hawkmon: My pleasure! Hawkmon, Digivolve to... *Nothing happens*
Yolei: What are you doing?
Hawkmon: It seems...I just can't do it.
Yolei: What do you mean? This is no time for jokes, Hawkmon! Stop fooling around and Digivolve! How can you pick on me like this? I just fell from a cliff, you know!
Hawkmon: Here she goes again...
Yolei: No! We won't! My life is over! I'll never grow up, get married have children, make millions in the Stock Market, I hate this!!!!
Kari: *slaps Yolei*
Hawkmon: *covering eyes* Oh!
Kari: Oh, what have I done?
Yolei: I'm sorry, I guess I needed that
Hawkmon: Brutal, but effective!
"There's a lot more to Ken than just a pretty face. And Kari, too!" -Yolei (This makes me think Yolei isn't completely over her crush on Ken...)
I'm not sure which I like better, I like both. They were both from the same episode, episode 2.
No, it didn't. I think it just didn't really fit in with the dub's dialouge.
This is what happened in the dub:
Cody: Trying to win points with Kari? Looks like it's actually working.
Yolei: Not even Davis can strike out everytime.
Davis: OH YES I CAN!
Veemon: *nudges Davis* I don't think that's what you meant to say
Davis: *now off-screen* Yes it was!
TK: Whatever, he may be confused, but he happens to be right.
Hawkmon: That's one point for Davis.
Armadillomon: Two points and a cookie if you find it.
Gatomon: Now you're talking! Thanks a lot.
Davis: Let's get going!
Kari: *walks toward Yolei* I think the clearing we passed is the best bet, Yolei. Shall we start there?
Veemon: *nudges Davis again* That's the usual, eh buddy?
Oh okay. Then I didn't see that ep.
~K!r@ and P!t
Me: I'm getting into a mood to post more quotes! ^-^
Pit: *sighs* How many have you posted already?
Me: I have no idea! But there's just too many that I like! Whether they're funny or just likable!
And here's a funny part from the second episode of Digimon Frontier:
Zoe: Poor Tommy, he's such a little guy. He didn't even want to be here in the first place!
Takuya: Yeah, you're right. He really shouldn't be out without his parents. I guess I'm just gonna have to keep my eye on him.
Zoe: *laugh* Look at you, pretending to be all mature! How adorable!
Takuya: Hey! What do you mean, "pretending?" I'm in the sixth grade!
Zoe: Really? You're in the same grade as I am? Who'd have thought? I was sure you were two or three years younger, at least!
Takuya: Wait a minute! What's that supposed to mean?
Zoe: When's your birthday?
Takuya: In August!
Zoe: Hah! I knew it! I am older, I was born in May. That makes me a grand total of three months older than you.
Takuya: Huh? That doesn't mean anything!
*Zoe and Takuya fall down a hole*
Zoe: I'm alive! I'm alive! *grabs Takuya* I could just kiss you!
Zoe: Wah! Ah! *slaps him twice, knocking him down* Get away from me!
Takuya: What? Girl, you're the one who grabbed me in the first place!
Zoe: My name is not "girl," it's Zoe. And keep your hands to yourself in the future, you little boy!
Takuya: Uh... so, are all mature girls this crazy?
Zoe: That is so like a child! Sitting here yapping away when we should be looking for Tommy!
And here's a funny part from the Japanese version of Opposites attract:
Iori/Cody: *to Davis/Daisuke* Trying to score points with Hikari-san?
Miyako/Yolei: You're so predictable, Daisuke.
Daisuke/Davis: *Yells* Well, I'm sorry!!
*Veemon nudges his leg*
V-mon/Veemon: Don't give up, Daisuke.
Daisuke/Davis: V-mon...! *shakes him angrily*
Takeru/TK: But Daisuke-kun is right. Let's look for it.
Hawkmon: Let's get to it.
Armadimon/Armadillomon: We'll find it for sure, dagyaa!
Tailmon/Gatomon: Thank you... everyone.
Daisuke: Well, Hikari-chan-
Hikari: I'll look for it with Miyako *walks away, to Miyako* Let's check over there.
V-mon: *nudges Daisuke again* Don't give up, Daisuke.
Daisuke: *Shakes him angrily again* V-mon...!
"This Christmas party was a bad idea... I should forget the whole thing. But what am I going to do with all that eggnog?" - Ken
(thinking sarcastically) "Thanks a lot, Davis. Great, no pressure." - Ken
"AH-HA! HA! HA! HA! HA-Oh, it's not that funny!" - Ken
(Before jumping off cliff to get to Kari) Eh, what the heck. I've got nine lives - Gatomon
"He...called me a punk." - Ken
Ken: (Thinking) It looks like Cody still hates me. Well, here it goes. Cody: (Thinking) It looks like Ken still hates me. Well, here he comes. Ken: Here you go, Cody. You're invited, too. Cody: Really? I'm glad I made your list!
Ken: Ahem. I request the honor of your presence at a holiday celebration. That is...
TK: Say no more. You're having a Christmas party. We're in!
Veemon: Hey Ken, can we come?
Ken: Of course! Maybe you'll even catch Gatomon under the mistletoe!
Davis: Alright, if you're gonna destroy me, then will you please proceed to wash your hands first? I like to keep things clean.
Veemon: Good thing he hasn't seen your room...
Ken: Can't we go any faster?
Davis: Don't be a backseat driver, Ken
Gotsumon: [Pumpkinmon runs right into a teenager who falls down on the ground] Wow, you hit down some kind of monster!
Pumpkinmon: Even worse, I think I hit down a teenager!
"Now that you boys have holes in your heads, maybe your brains will get more oxygen." - Sora
(introducing Joe) "Oh, and the this is Joe. Don't scare him. He'd probably wet his pants" - Tai
"Who are you calling a jerk, jerk?" - Tai
"Sure, let's go for a hike. Then after that we'll hike. And then we can hike some more." - Tai
"I bet he's home crying. 'Mommy, those mean kids broke another one of my spires! Waah'!" -Davis, about Ken
"Next time, you climb and I'll sit on your head!" -Davis to DemiVeemon
We are the DigiDestined, Wonder Boy!" -Davis to Ken
Davis: I'm not as big a jerk as everyone thinks!
Wormmon: Really, you're not?
"Why don't they put warning labels on those things?!" -Davis, after running into a pole
"All right, time for Plan B! By the way, does anyone know what Plan B is?" -Davis
"I think I used too much V and not enough Headbutt." -Veemon
"When it's fire against ice, fire always wins!" -Flamedramon
DemiVeemon: Good morning! Sleep well?
Davis: Yeah, until I heard all that screaming. The next time I tell you to wake me up, try to be a little quieter so I can get some sleep.
Davis: Flamedramon wait. There's a chance you'll miss and hit Patamon.
Flamedramon: I'm such a hot-head, sorry.
Davis: Veemon, why'd you attack that Kuramon?
Veemon: It looked at me weird!
Davis: It's only got one eye. All it's looks are weird!
Davis: All right, ExVeemon. It's time to put that giant cherry tree on ice!
ExVeemon: On ice, huh? Hmmm. Don't worry. Leave everything to me. V-Kick!
*Knocks Cherrymon off the building and onto a frozen pond*
ExVeemon: Is that what you meant by putting him on ice, Davis?
Davis: Not exactly.
Davis: Just imagine it's the last minute of a soccer game, and it's you against the goalie. You know what to do, right?
ExVeemon: Not a clue.
Davis: Beat the bad guy!
TK: *thinking* Sora told me to be brave! *Out loud to Kari* Looks dangerous, you go first.
"So, are all mature girls this crazy?" -Takuya, Digimon Frontier
"This sure ranks high on a scale from 1 to stupid!" -Takuya, about to fight Cerberumon with a pipe
"My destiny is really starting to bite!" -Takuya
"Man! I really gotta stop landing on my head!" -Takuya
"Destiny sure involves a lot of running." -Takuya
Takuya's mother: *In flashback, earlier that day* Make sure to stay out of the road, it's dangerous.
Takuya: *In the present, in the middle of the road as a truck is coming at him* Man, why do mom's always have to be right?!
"I don't believe it! One of the strange monsters had a strange light hit him in a strange way, which turned him into another strange monster. This is all really strange!" -News Reporter
"Do you even know what the word 'aim' means?" -Paildramon
"I'm surging with energy! Quick, get me a scratching post!" -Gatomon
"Just trust me, after all I'm the floating-glowing-guy." -Gennai
"Hey, are you guys paddling or am I just talking to myself?" -Tai
"Could things get any worse?! ...Probably." -Izzy
Hawkmon: Come back little sushi!
Yolei: Come back, Hawkmon! It's just a california roll.
Hawkmon: Yes, but it's rolling all the way back to California!
Yolei: *to Davis* Cody sent me an email and said you had a small problem
Hawkmon: I would not call that small!
"When in doubt: deny, deny, deny! Who says I'm so dumb?!" -Davis
"Stay strong, Ken. I know you have a lot of pain and confusion inside of you over the things you did as the Digimon Emperor. But you're not that person anymore, Ken. You thought the Digital World was a game. You didn't realize you were hurting living creatures. But you paid for your mistakes. We wouldn't be where we are without your help. You can't keep beating yourself up for all the things you did in the past, Ken. You've got to fight, Ken, you're stronger than that! Don't let fear and guilt ruin your life anymore! We're here for you!" -Davis
Yolei: I'm glad that's over.
Ken: I'm sorry Yolei, I wasn't able to help you...
Yolei: That's okay Ken. I know you were afraid and it would have been silly for you to fall down with us. You were so freaked out, you probably wouldn't have done any good anyway.
Yolei: Oh right, I forgot, you were the Digimon Emperor, you were brave back then, what happened?
Kari: Hey, Yolei, stop!
Yolei: Oops, I'm sorry. I guess you don't want to be reminded of that. I know I wouldn't . Hey, guess what we found down there, you'll think this is funny, it wasn't Gatomon's tail ring at all, it's one of your Dark Rings. Okay, that's not funny, but I didn't mean funny-ha-ha I meant funny-ironic-funny. Don't get me wrong, even though you made them, I'm not blaming you.
Kari: *starts laughing*
Yolei: What are you laughing at, Kari? This is serious! ...I'm just making it worse, huh?
Ken: *is just staring at them* Uh.....
-I started cracking up when I heard this. It makes you want to do a faceslap and tell Yolei to stop talking, but I still thought it was hilarious.
*Ken and Kari are staring at a forest, and saying that they see an ocean*
Hawkmon: It is indeed an "ocean of trees" but I don't think that's what they mean
Yolei: Ken sees it, and now Kari too. I DON'T KNOW WHY I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!
*The "ocean of trees" turns into the Dark Ocean*
Hawkmon: Yolei, what have you done?
-Ep: Opposites Attract
Tai: Digi-port open! ...Please?
Matt: I guess our parents were wrong, it's not really the magic word
-The last episode of 02, A Million Points Of Light
Ken: Call me Digimon Kaiser!
Davis/Daisuke: Kee! Who'll call you that?! Ken! Ken! Ken! Ichijouji Ken!
-A part from the Japanese version of The Captive Digimon
Kari: So, ready to go?
Gatomon: Rome wasn't built in a day. It takes time to look beautiful.
Kari: So, beautiful, wanna help with the dishes?
Gatomon: ...Time's up!
(I should use the 'Rome wasn't built in a day thing! XD But...I'm not helping with the dishes...)
"People are like milk; they can turn bad."
(Something to sit and think about...over a glass of milk.)
"I guess I used too much 'Vee' and not enough 'Butt'!"
-Yollie and Sora
Gatomon: Let's go raid the cafeteria!
Patamon: Wait for me!
(*Bursts out laughing* Cute Patomon moment...I don't think you wanna raid my cafeteria though, there's not much in there...although there's tuna and hotdogs... XD)
"What's more boring-Paint drying or math?"
(I have no idea...Trick question?)
"Maybe she's in the girls' bathroom. I'll go check."
(Um...bad idea... :/)
"Oh what the heck, I got nine lives!"
"Laughing's the best part of friendship."
"You know what I heard, Po Po? Trying too hard to act grown-up is a sign of immaturity."
(1-PO PO!? Do you have, like, a Kirby with you or something? 2-So does that mean I'm not as immature as I thought I was? Wait, that's Diana.)
Gabumon: Where are we, Matt? Don't tell me we're lost again!
Matt: Okay, I won't.
Matt: Looks like we got ourselves into hot water.
Tai: Ooh, a cooking joke!
Tai: *Holding an egg* Izzy, you're all sweaty. What's wrong?
Izzy: It's about the egg
Izzy: The egg has already hatched!
Tai: Uh... *looks at egg he's holding*
Izzy: Oh, not that egg!
Izzy: *Talking about Willis* He's smart though, he's only in Elementary School and he's already taking classes at Colordo State!
Tai: *narrows eyes* So what, I'm in Junior High School and I take classes at Junior High School
Cashier: Okay, one box of chocolate and your total comes to 1,000,125- huh? Yeah, that's what it says. That must be really good chocolate.
*Tai tries to call TK and Matt. He learns they are at their grandmother's house, so he calls the grandmother*
Tai: Hello there, this is Tai
Matt and TK's Grandmother: You're selling Ties?
Tai: No, my name is Tai. I'm looking for Matt or TK
Matt and TK's Grandmother: That's a concidence, those are my grandkids' names
Tai: That's great! Are they there?
Matt and TK's Grandmother: Mm-hm
Tai: Right now?
Matt and TK's Grandmother: Mm-hm
Tai: Can I talk to them?
Matt and TK's Grandmother: Ah, I love to talk to them too! They're here visiting
Tai: I need to speak with them right away!
Matt and TK's Grandmother: Okay, I'll tell them *hangs up*
*After Tai tries calling 3 times, all times the Operators says it's busy*
Operator: DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?!
Operator: IT'S STILL BUSY!
Tai: I'm sorry, Lady!