*School bell rings*
Brian: *walks through campus* 'Morning, ladies.
Girls: *giggle and talk*
Samantha: Brian, did you get the chemistry test answers?
Brian: *pulls out a sheet of paper and hands it to her*
Samantha: *gasps* GPS! I'm saved! *runs off*
Brian: You are welcome, Samantha.
Jock: *comes up to him* Brian, tell me you got the Bayport High's playbook.
Brian: *pulls out the playbook and gives it to him*
Jock: Dude, the whole team owes you! Whoo!
Brian: Go, Falcons!
Boy: *comes up to him* Brian, did you score Explosion 4?
Brian: *pulls out a video game* 'Course.
Boy: *takes it* Unreal! This game doesn't even drop till October!
Kevin: *runs up to Brian* So Brian, did you talk to Gwendolyn Romero Sanchez? Will she go with me?
Brian: No to both questions. *starts walking away*
Kevin: *follows* What do you want, Brian? I got collectibles, comic books, action figures, they're worth a lot!
Brian: Look, Kevin, I love your geek *pauses* chic thing. Uh, but check Gwendolyn. *sees her a few yards away* Second prettiest girl in school.
Gwendolyn: Guys. *waves a little at them*
Brian: I'm talented, I'm connected, but I'm not a miracle worker.
Amelia: Brian! *runs down the steps* Brian! See my play. *hands a random kid a flyer* It's horrible! I was on my way to drama class where I'm rehearsing my original one-woman play, a fresh perspective on a freshman's pain, which is both provocative and reassuring even there are some-
Amelia: Uh, my point was Bradley. He spilled his smoothie all over Mark.
Brian: Oh, no. *starts running up the steps*
Brian: Not now!
Hannah: *annoyed* Later, then.