me: Let's check the evil-o-meter.
evil-o-meter: who are we checking
me: purple minions and rabbids
evil-o-meter: okay, which one first?
evil-o-meter: *scans rabbid* doesn't try, stopped a robber, 0% evil
me: now the purple minions
evil-o-meter: *scans purple minion* tries to destroy the world, does nothing but eat and destroy, was created BY a villain, 1,000,000,000% evil.
GAME SHOW LOL
okay first game when we place a item react with it what would you do?
Purple minion: eats it
Rabbids: looks at it confused
Purple minion: throws it
rabbids: shakes hands
next game! okay go in that house there is a child what would you do
purple minion goes in eats it! rabbids goes in sleeps with it
last game! what would you do with toys
purple minions eat it
rabbids play with it
Evil O Meter purple minion: 100%
Evil O Meter rabbids: 000%