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Date: 10/05/12 6:45 PM
From: WaddlerD5

Uhh do i have to explain it? I can put a bike in my bag.
(\/\/addle|)
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Date: 04/27/13 1:12 AM
From: Nepgear

animal crossing

animals get angry went you hit then with a net but don't when you hit them with a axe

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Date: 04/25/13 4:39 PM
From: KryptotVY7

MARIO AND SONIC'S OLYMPICS
- Characters pout if they don't get in a good place. (Is 4th REALLY that bad? Besides, most of the characters are too old for that kind of immaturity.)
- Cream (who is six) refers to Tails (who is eight) as a "mister". That doesn't even make sense, considering how well they know each other.
- No one is embarrassed by running around London in search of STICKERS for a STICKER BOOK.
- Mario and friends didn't notice that all the Sonic characters' voices had changed between the second and third "Mario and Sonic" games (they hired new voice actors in 2010).
- The PowerType characters hardly have any skill points, which is really shallow. (It perpetuates the "weak characters are smart, strong characters are not" stereotype.)
- Mario and Bowser can be on the same team and still get along peachy (pun intended).

As you can see, Mario and Sonic at the Olympics has really bad logic.

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Date: 04/22/13 4:37 PM
From: sponged903

Pokeballs that catch fish can catch Ice Birds.
Mewtwo can't use psychic powers to prevent itself from being caught.

Mario and Luigi shoot RED fireballs in the games.
Mario shoots RED fireballs in ssbb. Luigi shoots GREEN fireballs in ssbb.

Kirby can eat ice enemies without getting brain freeze.

Link has to hold an item up high before putting it in his bag.

There.

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Date: 04/14/13 11:12 PM
From: Kirby515

Here's some Nintendo logic:

In Bowser's Inside Story

Most successful doctors < A fourtune teller. Really, Toads?!

Fawful, why didn't you give the Mario Bros the Blorbs? You can beat them that way!

After Luigi uses Snack Basket (a move that makes Luigi fat), he quickly gets back to normal. How is that even possible?!

"I have chortles! Fawful will make Toads fat, make Bowser like Kirby, and Fawful will never get defeated!"

In Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Gates to Infinity

"I have a key and a locked box, naaa, I'll let a huge Pokemon open it!"

Pokemon faint, but they now love you (bonus if you gave them a status problem)

Pokemon have no hope without seeing a rainbow. Seriously?!

Nobody reconizes Virizion as a legendary Pokemon.

Madz
Nintendo fan
"Next thing you know, Toads will have inventors as garbage men"
-Me (I know Toadley "knows everything", but...)

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Date: 04/12/13 6:34 PM
From: WaddlerD5

NSMBU: There is an airship filled w/ gallons of water. What?!
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Date: 04/12/13 5:32 PM
From: Bolt709

In Pokemon Mystery Dungeon:
Rampardos, inside a tiny shop, somehow manages to run forward and break a box with it's head without breaking or running too far and trampling the item inside. Bonus points if the item is easy to break.
Bolt709
MARSHMALLOW!
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Date: 04/10/13 11:09 PM
From: kitsune2

This is more like SEGA logic right here:

I run through a city, breaking every speed limit possible, causing thousands in property damage, yet I'm hailed as a hero and I don't get any speeding tickets? Does the Sonic universe have no laws regarding hedgehogs?

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Date: 04/06/13 10:59 PM
From: WaddlerD5

Trainer sent out Vanniluxe

Golbat used Bite

Vanniluxe is not eaten?!

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Date: 04/01/13 8:09 AM
From: pstar16

More from Spongebob BFBB:
1)What's your prize for winning a carnival game?A sock.
2)How exactly does Sandy glide by lassoing in mid-air?
3)A sponge,a starfish,and a squirrel defeat robots that are really powerful and 10x there size.
4)No,don't make the police station get rid of the robots!Make three random residents do all the work!
Mario Kart Double Dash:
1)A bomb,lightning,fire,and even an out of control wrecking ball are nothing compared to a shell that's blue
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Date: 03/31/13 9:15 PM
From: WaddlerD5

Luigi keeps a Polterpup. (ghost dogs) I thought he was scared of ghosts so why does he keep a ghost as a pet?
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Date: 03/30/13 4:06 PM
From: SoCcErDoG8

So I've been playing Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon, and I thought of some more Nintendo Logic for it, AND, more Zelda logic.

Legend of Zelda: All Zelda games

Your darn key only being able to be used once. What in the world, Nintendo. Are the darn things really fragile or someting? They don't look very fragile. In Lugi's Mansion: Dark Moon, there was a good explanation for you only being able to use your key once, because the key would dissolve when you used it, but no explanation for why they can only be used once in Zelda.

Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon

Calming down a Toad by picking him up with the Poltergust then shooting him out of it. Nuff' said. Seriously, though, why do Toads calm down when you pick them up with the Poltergust? Wouldn't something scared by those ghosts be afraid of being picked up by and being shot out of a modified vacuum cleaner? It's weird, I tell you.

LM: DM(Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon)

Full of plants in one place, then full of sand in a place nearby? That's kinda messed up, Nintendo.

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Date: 03/26/13 1:55 PM
From: SoCcErDoG8

Legend of Zelda: All Zelda games

Link can hold the biggest things in one. Little. Item pouch. Like....Ball and Chain from Twilight Princess, anyone? How does he fit that. Also, how does your Adventure Pouch hold a shield in Skyward Sword? It doesn't look like it would have the space for a darn shield.

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Twilight Princess

How does Link only sink in water when he has the Iron Boots on? Shouldn't he be sinking all the time, boots on or not? Also, shouldn't Link be slow above ground all the time with all of that gear, plus those Iron Boots.

Legend of Zelda:Ocarina of Time

How does a blue shirt and hat keep Link from drowning, and how does a red one keep him from overheating in hot places? Ridiculous, I tell you.

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Date: 03/24/13 5:01 PM
From: WaddlerD5

Im gonna hate myself for making the post count 70

In Pokemon

You cant swim but you can ride a bike

If you fly while surfing. You leave your surfing Pokemon there (in some games only)

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Date: 03/16/13 11:16 PM
From: WaddlerD5

Mario Kart 7:

Bowser's Castle has Lava underwater, LAVA UNDERWATER

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Date: 03/12/13 11:56 PM
From: gamer30071

How does Link keep all of his items in his back pocket. Why does Link even need a wallet to hold his money when his back pocket can hold pretty much anything.
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Date: 03/12/13 7:57 PM
From: kitsune2

Skitty: Height 2'00" Weight 24.3 lbs
Wailord: Height 47'07" Weight 877.4 lbs

Skitty and Wailord are both in the Field breeding group...

...That means they can mate with each other...

... 0_o

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Date: 03/11/13 5:17 PM
From: WaddlerD5

In Starfox, in less than 10 seconds, Slippy is being chased by enemies. That would make sense if there was a cluster of enemies in the start but only a jerk would program that & Nintendo arent jerks. If it was a battle royale, then it would make sense
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Date: 03/11/13 12:33 PM
From: WaddlerD5

HGSS are sequels to FRLG

then why does HGSS not have SEVII ISLANDS but FRLG does

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Date: 03/05/13 4:09 PM
From: mystery678

I thought King dedede was a PENGUIN!
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Date: 03/01/13 8:18 PM
From: WaddlerD5

LoZ:

A creepy, greedy 35 year-old man floats on 1 balloon

Ganon does 1 damage. Fat Pig does 3

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