Me: Welcome to the Poof and Foop Show with our host Poof and uh.. uh.. goof is it?
Me: Goof, the show where Poof and Goof-
Foop: FOOP YOU IDOIT!
Me: LET ME FINISH! interview guest stars from other tv shows or games
Poof: hello friends
Cosmo: HI POOF AND GOOF
Poof: todays guests stars certainly knew what to do today give it up for Phineas And Ferb!!!
Phineas: Hey had anyone seen perry
Cosmo: Yeah! He's a sec- *timmy and wanda covers cosmos mouth*
Wanda: secretly proud to eat cake
Poof: so are you building anything today?
Phineas: yeah another roller coster
Foop: BUILD A REMOTE TO POOF HIM AWAY *points at poof*
Foop: really... wow
Poof: well you have a good time
Phineas: thanks and i've got news for yo- *poofs away*
Foop: what he wouldn't give into my demands
Poof: well i guess that's all folks
Cosmo: SECRET AGENT!!!
Me: Stay tuned for next time of the Poof And Goof show
Foop: OH FOR CRYING OUT-
Host:Welcome to the poof and Mr. Crocker show
Mr.Crocker: FAIRIES GOD PARENTS
Poof:Today guest star is Plankton?
Foop :Yes a bad guy
Plankton: What am I going here
Host:being a guest star
Poof:How is karen your computer wife?
Plankton:She never support me!
Foop: Golden girl dose the same.Want to Team up?
Plankton:No way Crocker
Poof and Host: (Laughs)
Plankton:Well back to work
Plankton:getting a Krabby patty
Host:That it for poof show
Foop: (Scream on top of his lungs)FOOP
poof: welcome to the poof and squidward show!
poof: with our gueeest spongebob!
poof: what's wrong?
spongebob: I was fired from the krusty krab!
Mr. Crabs: Spongebob, you're hired, foop, you're fired!
Me: Welcome to the Poof and Jersey Devil Show!
Foop: What? I don't believe in that. and by the way, it's FOOP!!!!!!
Poof: Poof. (Be quiet.)
Me: Anyway, today's guest star is... Superman!
Superman: Hello everybody! I love you all!
Cosmo: Oh! He is Really Cla~ *Poof covers mouth*
Poof: Poof Poof! (Clapping today!)
Foop: His real name is Clar~ *Wanda covers mouth*
Wanda: It's a new magic trick!
Superman: Oh dear, volcano in Mexico. See ya guys!
Me: And thats all for the Poof and Loch Ness Monster Show!
Foop: I STILL DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT. AND IT'S FOOP!!!!!
Me: Welcome to the Poof and Sensa show
Foop: IT'S FOOOOOP!!!
Me: Today's guest star is Rouge the Bat!
Rouge: Hey, Poof and Sensa
Rouge: Foop, you're time out till you get your RZT!
Foop: What does the "R" stand for?
Rouge: ...Rouge. I'm gonna call your parents and tell them the news!
Foop: NOOOO! *cries*
Rouge: Too late! Your parents are coming!
Rouge: No buts!
Anti-Wanda: Foop, you're grounded till you think about what you've done!
Foop: Ok, I'm thinking about it!
Anti-Cosmo: Ok. You're not grounded anymore. But you're timeout for 4 years!
Foop: I HATE TIMEOUT!!!!!!
Anti-Cosmo: Let's make it 8 years, and go sit in the corner where you can't say anymore damage!
Foop: *cries his way to the stool*
Poof: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
*8 years later*
Anti-Wanda: Foop, you're not timeout anymore!
Rouge: SHUT UP, FOOP!
Foop: You shut up!
Rouge: Foop, we're finished! That's it, folks!
Me:Welcome to the Poof and Freak show.
Me: Give it up for Danny Phantom!
Danny:Hi Poof and Vlad!
Danny:Oh, so your name is Poop!
Foop: Foop, top that stupid ghost!
Poof: Argh! I cannot stand Foop, so I'll take care of him
Me; Thats all folks!
Me:Welcome to the Poof and Poof Show!
Me:Today's guests are... SANJAY AND CRAIG!!
Craig: It's Poof and Poop!
Sanjay:Well...Foop is a BABY!
Me: Welcome to the Poof and Hexinplatz Show!
Foop: I am not even gonna say it.
Poof: Poof! (Hexinplatz!)
Foop: Err..ERrrr.... FOOPPP!!
Me: Anyway, today's star is.... Robot and Monster!
Robot: I am telling you, this is the greatest bacon ever!
Monster: But it is moldy!
Robot: WHAT??!! EWWWW!!!!
Monster: Hey were on TV!
Ogo (back at home): Ohhh!! HIIII MONSTER HIII ROBOT!!!
Robot: Seriously, this is stupid that I was eating that!
Foop: Here have this spider! It is extra poisonous!
Robot and Monster: AHHH!! *They run out of the building and make a big robot and monster shaped hole*
Me: Well thats all folks!
Poof: POOF! (BYE!)
Me: Welcome to the Poof and Poptropica Show!
Foop: ITS FOOP THATS THE PLACE WHERE WE ARE!!!!
Me: Today's guest star is... Dr. Hare and Black Widow!
Dr. Hare: REMEMBER WE ONLY TALK IN SPEECH BUBBLES LIKE MR. L!!!
Me: I know that you nimrod.
Black Widow: Well lets just steal some art already!
Dr. Hare: No I want to make the world orange!
Black Widow and Dr. Hare: ART! ORANGE! ART! ORANGE!
Me: Stop it break it up! You can do both! I mean you can't because we have police here!
Poof: Poof! (Ya!) *Black and Dr. both go into jail)
Me: Thats all folks! For the Poptropica special!
Cosmo: Welcome the Foop Show!
Cosmo: Spelled backwards!
Cosmo: Today we have Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck from the Looney Tunes Show!
Daffy: You mean "Daffy and Bugs."
Bugs: Ah, what's up Doc?
Cosmo: I'm not a doctor.
Daffy: (To Bugs) See, told you it doesn't make any sense!
Bugs: Oh, and your wizard idea does?
Daffy: I am a wizard.
Poof: Poof poof!(Turns Daffy into a wizard)
Daffy: Yes! Now I will become the baddest wizard to walk on this planet! Beware!
Foop: Oh...will you join me?
Daffy: No, because you're a non-wizard.
Foop: I command you!
Daffy: No! I, Daffy Dumas Duck, work alone!
Bugs: Isn't your middle name Sheldon?
Daffy: No, it was Armando. Wait...what?
Cosmo: Goodnight everybody!
Bugs: That's all folks!
Me: Welcome to the Poof and Neigh Neigh Show!
Me: Todays guest star is.... *suddenly, ground shakes*
Mr. L: MR. L AND BROBOTS!
Poof: Poof Poof!!!! (Your a... a... VILLAIN!)
Mr. L: YES I AM POOF!
Foop: Wait you can understand him?
Mr. L: YEA, I ONLY TALK IN SPEECH BUBBLES, YOU KNOW.
Brobot (Original): Its a me, a Brobot!
Brobot (L-Type): Its a me, a Brobot a L-Type!
Mr. L: I AM MR. L LEAVING NOW!
Me: And thats all! So long folks!