Me: Welcome to the Poof and Foop Show with our host Poof and uh.. uh.. goof is it?
Foop: FOOP!!!
Me: Goof, the show where Poof and Goof-
Foop: FOOP YOU IDOIT!
Me: LET ME FINISH! interview guest stars from other tv shows or games
Poof: hello friends
Cosmo: HI POOF AND GOOF
Foop: FOOOOP!!!!
Poof: todays guests stars certainly knew what to do today give it up for Phineas And Ferb!!!
Phineas: Hey had anyone seen perry
Cosmo: Yeah! He's a sec- *timmy and wanda covers cosmos mouth*
Wanda: secretly proud to eat cake
Ferb: cool
Poof: so are you building anything today?
Phineas: yeah another roller coster
Foop: BUILD A REMOTE TO POOF HIM AWAY *points at poof*
Phineas: No
Foop: really... wow
Poof: well you have a good time
Phineas: thanks and i've got news for yo- *poofs away*
Foop: *laughs*
Poof: FOOP!
Foop: what he wouldn't give into my demands
Poof: well i guess that's all folks
Cosmo: SECRET AGENT!!!
Me: Stay tuned for next time of the Poof And Goof show
Foop: OH FOR CRYING OUT-
Me: Welcome to the Poof and Toiletnose show
Foop: FOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!
Me: Today's guest star is Wario and Waluigi!
Wario: Hey Poof
Waluigi: Hey, Toiletnose
Foop: It's FOOP!
Waluigi: You must be really bad, Foop. We're gonna chop you up! Wario, hand me a "Mr. Sparkle Blade"!
Wario: Okay. *hands Waluigi a Mr. Sparkle Blade*
Foop: NOOOOO! *cries*
Poof: Hahahahaha
Foop: Shut up, Poof!
Wario: Foop, you know what? .....We're gonna like, chop you up into a million pieces!
Waluigi: That's right! Speaking of a million pieces, I just saw something sparkling in town. Something big and square! But... Let's just go! *chops Foop*
Wario: Let's make Foop into dinner!
Waluigi: I'm starving!
*Wario and Waluigi poof back home*
Me: That's it for the Poof and Dinner show
Me: Welcome to the Poof and Wafflefanny show
Foop: FOOOOOOOP!!!!
Me: Today's guest star is Tails the Fox!
Tails: Hey Poof and Chickenfanny
Foop: IT'S FOOP!!
Tails: Foop, you must be really bad. I'm gonna turn you into a chicken wing!
Foop: NOOOOOO!!!!!! *cries*
Poof: Hahahaha
Foop: Shut up, Poof!
Tails: *grunts* That's it! *turns Foop into a chicken wing*
Foop: Oh, noooooo!
Tails: Oh, yay! *fries Foop*
Foop: STOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!
Tails: NOOOOOO! *puts Foop down into a bowl*
Foop: Get me outta here!
Tails: No way! *grabs a bottle of honey, finds a sauce chicken wing spinner thingy then spins Foop around* Yum! *chews Foop up and spits him out* Gotta go! *poofs back home*
*Foop poofs back*
Cosmo: Foop?!
Wanda: But that's impossible!
Timmy: Tails chewed you up!
Foop: Yeah, but he didn't chew me up very good!
Me: That's all for the Poof and Greedy show
Foop: GREEDY?!!?
Foop: April Fools!
Poof: It passed
Foop: OH COME ON!!!
Me: Welcome to the Poof and Anti-Poof show
Foop: It's FOOP!
Me: I don't care! Today's guest stars are SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star!
SpongeBob: Hey, Poof!
Patrick: Hey, Dummy
Foop: FOOOOOOOOOP!!!
SpongeBob: You must be really bad, Foop.
Patrick: Yeah! We're gonna blow a bubble that would make you be stuck forever! *finds a bottle of spicy garlic sauce and gives it to SpongeBob*
Foop: NOOO! *cries*
Poof: Hahaha
Foop: Shut up, Poof!
SpongeBob: That's it Foop! *blows a spicy garlic sauce bubble*
Foop: AAAHH! *runs to the left and gets trapped* Help! Get me outta here!
SpongeBob and Patrick: No way!
Foop: *cries*
Me: That's it for the Poof and Crybaby show
Foop: CRYBABY?!!?
Me: Welcome to the Poof and Ramen show
Foop: FOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!
Me: Today's guest star is Selena Gomez!
Selena: Hey, Poof and Ramen
Foop: IT'S FOOP!!!!
Selena: You must be really bad, Foop. I'm gonna slice you into the world's stupidest blocks!
Foop: NOOOOOOO! *cries*
Poof: Hahahahahaha
Foop: Shut up, Poof!
Selena: That's it, Foop! We're finished! *slices Foop with an ice blade blade*
Me: That's it for the Poof and Ramen show
Foop: OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!! IT'S FOOP!!!!!!
Me: Welcome to the Poof and Crybaby show
Foop: CRYBABY?!!?
Me: Today's guest star is Mii Guest A!
Mii Guest A: Hey Poof and Zany
Foop: FOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!
Mii Guest A: You must be really bad, Foop. Keep it up and I'm gonna put you in a cage!
Foop: NOOO!!! *cries*
Poof: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Foop: Shut up, or I'll shut you up, Poof!
Mii Guest A: O.K., that's it! *finds a cage, throws Foop inside, takes out a remote, and then presses the red close button*
Foop: Get me outta here!
Mii Guest A: No way! *presses the green lock button*
Foop: I'm trapped! Oh! I'm a square!
Mii Guest A: Oh no you don't! *presses the yellow fill the spaces with bricks button*
Foop: I'm trapped!
Me: That's it for the Poof and Crybaby show
Foop: IT'S FOOP!!!!!
Mii Guest A: Shut up, Foop! Or I'll make you shut up! *presses the orange inescapable button* That will teach you a lesson! *presses the purple fall into London button*
Foop: AAAAAAHH!
Mii Guest A: Gotta go! *poofs away*
Host:Welcome to the Poof and Loop show.
Foop:Its Foop you brainless idiot!!
Poof:quite soup!
Poof:Todays guests are Spongebob and Patrick
Spongebob:Me and Pat are glad to be on the show
Patrick:I thought we were getting ice cream
Spongebob:Pat we talked about...
Poof and Foop:OK
Foop:Spongebob i herd you have a cheep boss,it must be bad
Spongebob:not really rope
Foop:Foop!
Poof:So do you think squidwards a good neighbor oh hes great.
Foop and Poof:one more thing
Spongebob and Pat:what
Poof and Foop:If your fish how are you breathing right now
Spongebob:thats easy we uh..oh no gotta go sorry!
Host:thats the end of the Foop and Poof show
Foop:you got my name right after 173 times
Host:or was it soup
Foop:here we go again
Me: Welcome to the Poof and Pizza show
Foop: IT'S FOOP!
Me: Today's guest stars are Bowser and Dr. Eggman!
Bowser: Hey, Poof!
Dr. Eggman: Hey Pizza
Foop: FOOOOOOOOP!
Bowser: You must be really bad, Foop.
Dr. Eggman: Yeah! We're gonna trap you in a bubble
Foop: NOOO! *cries*
Poof: Hahahahahahaha!
Foop: Shut up, POOF!
Dr. Eggman: That's it!
Bowser: We're gonna trap you in a bubble! That way, you will never get out of it! We'll make the bubble unpopable!
Dr. Eggman: Excellent work, Bowser. You can leave the rest to me! Now, Bowser, we would blow a bubble to trap Foop inside!
*Bowser and Dr. Eggman blows a bubble out of pancake syrup and Foop tries to escape*
Foop: I'm stuck in this bubble! And it's super sticky! I can't get out!
Me: That's it for the Poof and Pizza show
Foop: For the 103rd time it is FOOP!
Me: Welcome to the Poof and Fluffy show
Foop: FOOOOOOOOP!
Me: Today' guest star is Vector the Crocodile!
Vector: Hey, Poof and Fluffy
Foop: IT'S FOOP!
Vector: You must be really bad, Foop. I'm gonna turn you into the world's ugliest suitcase
Foop: NOOOOO! *cries*
Poof: Hahahahahahaha
Vector: Keep laughing at him, Poof! He likes it!
Foop: Shut up, Poof! Or I'll shut you up!
Vector: Foop, that's it! Don't make me turn you into the world's ugliest suitcase!
Foop: I'M NOT SAYING OK TILL YOU STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!
Vector: No! *takes Foop's magic baby bottle, then turns Foop into the world's ugliest suitcase*
Me: That's it for the Poof and Fluffy show
Foop: OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!
Poof: 100 POSTS CAN YOU BELIEVE IT GOOF???
Foop: FOR THE 100TH TIME IT'S FOOP!!!
Poof: From August 25th 2012 to March 26th 2013
Foop: WERE CANCELING??? YAY!!!
Poof: NO GOOF WE ARE NOT CANCELING!!! EVER!
Foop: UGH!!!
Poof: We'd like to thank you all for your support and comments through these 8 months it's been great and we hope we can make it to the 200th episode soon!
Foop: Doubt it
Poof: *sternly* Goof....
Foop: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD IT'S FOOP!!!
Me: Welcome to the Poof and Doughnut show
Foop: FOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Today's guest star is Annie from Brainpop Jr.!
Annie: Hey, Poof and Doughnut
Foop: FOOP YOU IDIOT!
Annie: You must be really bad, Foop. I'm gonna blow you up! *reaches into her messenger bag and takes out a blowup-gun-thingy*
Foop: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *cries*
Poof: *laughs*
Foop: Shut up, Poof!
Anti-Wanda: Foop, you're too young to say "Shut up"!
Foop: No, I'm not!
Anti-Cosmo: Yes, you are!
Foop: Am not!
Anti-Wanda: Are so!
Foop: Not!
Anti-Cosmo: So!
Foop: Not!
Anti-Wanda: So!
Anti-Cosmo: Foop, go sit in the corner where you can't say anymore cuss words!
Foop: Okay, I will!
Anti-Wanda: Without the attitude!
Foop: Hmph!
*Anti-Cosmo kicks Foop to the corner*
Foop: *yells*
Me: That's it for the Poof and Doughnut show
Annie: Gotta go! *poofs away*
Me: Hey everyone and WELCOME to a all new episode of THE Poof and Hoop show!
Foop: FOOOOOP!
Me: Todays guest is........
?: WHOO ISSSS .....????
Poof: Poof Poof?
Foop: Well, we need to find out for the new guest!
?: GLAHH! I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT. 3 HINT!
Both: OK!
?: 1. I debuted in 2003 in the GBA game called " SUPERSTAR SAGA".
2. I'll appear with 2 friends in episode 100.
3. IT WILL BE A 2 PART EPISODE!
SO, stay tuned for Episode 98 and 100 for the Poof and FOOP SHOW!
Foop: WOW!
Me: Welcome to the Poof and Meatball show
Foop: It's Foop, not Meatball.
Me: Coolok called in sick with a cold so I have to take his place. Anyway, today's guest star is Gobo Fraggle!
Gobo: Hey Poof and Meatball
Foop: FOOOOOOOOOP!
Gobo: Poof, you'll like this show! It's called "Does Foop Bend That Way"! Come here, you!
Foop: AAAAAAHHHH!
Cosmo: Aw... Foop is having fun getting chased by a fraggle!
Wanda: Yeah!
Gobo: I'm gonna get you! I'm gonna get you! Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! *grabs Foop, finds a cage, then throws Foop inside and slams the door shut*
<Bang!>
Foop: Get me outta here!
Gobo: Uh-uh!
Police Chief: Foop, you're under arrest!
Foop: But I didn't do anything!
Gobo: Busted! *points at the sing that says "no saying, "But I didn't do anything" "*
Foop: Aw, maaaan !
Poof: Quit your whining, buster !
Me: That's it for the Poof and Lawbreaker show
Foop: FOOOOOOOOP!!!!
Me: I'M BACK!!! COOLOK123 IN THE STUIDO!!!
Foop: IT'S ONLY BEEN A MONTH!!!
Poof:calm down
Foop: I CALM NOTHING AND IT'S FOOP!!!!
Poof: We want to say a big thank you to you guys the fans for
Foop: YOU GUYS ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF ME!!!
Poof: SSHH For making us the 4th most popular on the boards and making your fanfics when we were gone thank you all so much!!!
Foop: GAH!!!
Me: Sorry we forgot the question of the day
Poof: So the question is What should
Foop: FOOOOOOOP!
Poof: Next gag be? Tell us
Foop: HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY
Poof: To late
Foop: AAAAUUUGGGHH!
Poof: Oh and tune in tomorrow to see our new pet dog Sparky and make sure to vote for us on the KCAs! Bye all!
Foop: grrr....
Me: Welcome to the Poof and Foop show, with Poof, and uh, Fooh....
Foop: IT'S FOOOP!! 1 F, 2 O's, 1 P... It's not that hard...
Me: Oh, yeah... Foop... I'll have to remember that... FOOP, FOOP, FOOP!
Poof: poof, poof (Introducing..... Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda, and Foo--- Oh yeah.. And Maddie from Anti-Fairly Odd Maddie.)
Maddie: GR8 to be here! I wish I had a billion dollars!
Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda: (POOF!) (a billion dollars appeared in Maddie's hands)
Poof: POOF, POOF, POOF! (That's awesome, where'd ya get the money?)
Foop: I know, in your brain, if ya have one! Oh, sorry, Maddie, talking to Poof.
Poof: Poof, poof! (Gee, thanks...)
Me: Well, that's it for the Poof and FOOP show!
ME: Welcome to the Poof and Food show!
Foop: FOOOOOOPPPP!!!!!
Me: Todays guests are Grumpy and Daffy!
Grumpy: Greetings, Poof and Food!
Foop: Foooooop!!!!! Thats my name! You grumpy dwarf!
Daffy: Grumpy, wheres cosmo?
Poof: (goo goo aah) Poof Poof!
Foop: COSMO????
Daffy: Anyway, how do you do magic Poof?
Poof: Poof Poof poof!
(Daffy turns into Mushu)
Mushu: Hey you fairys! I thought we were doing another video.
Grumpy: We're in the Poof and Food show.
Foop: FOOOOOOOP! YOU GRUMP AND DUMB DRAGON!
Mushu: Food! What a funny naaaaammmmmeee????
(Foop stares at Mushu and burns him.)
Grumpy: Oh no! What did you do to him???
Foop: I burned him
( Mushu turns back into Poof)
Poof: AAAAGGGHH! POOF!
(Poof turns foop into daffy)
Daffy: Your dispicable.
Me: And that was another episode of the Poof and Food show! Join us again where we meet ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE!
Daffy: Aw Nuts! No Space Logo!
Poof: Poof Poof!
Me: Welcome to the Poof and Stupid show
Foop: FOOOOP!
Me: Today's guest star is Dry Bones!
Dry Bones: Clickety-click. (Hey Poof and Stupid!)
Foop: It's Foop!
Dry Bones: Clackety-clack. (You must be really bad, Foop. Do you think yelling is gonna help?)
Foop: No. I think strangling is gonna help!
Dry Bones: Clickety-click. (What did you JUST SAY ?!!? Who-- WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!!?)
Foop: I'm the guy who's gonna fire your hiney if you don't get me my coffee, NOW!!!!!!!
Dry Bones: Clackety-clack. (You know what? I'm going to spank you!) *reaches to his bag and took out a badminton racket he has designed and spanks Foop*
Foop: *cries*
Wanda:
Foop: Not funny!
Wanda: *stops doing an evil laugh*
*Dry Bones spanks Foop three times as hard*
Foop: Owie, wowie, zowie!
Poof: Ha! Face!
Foop: Oh, it is on, like Donkey Kong!
Timmy: Hey, that's my line!
Me: That's it for the Poof and Cheeseball show
Foop: How many times do I have to say, it's Foop!?
Me: Welcome to the Poof and Cheeseball show
Foop: FOOOOOOP!!!!
Me: Today's guest star is Bowser!
Bowser: Hey, Poof and Cheeseball
Foop: It's Foop!
Bowser: Foop, my son came crying to me that you are mean to him! He told me to put you in a cage! *finds a cage, throws Foop inside, pulls out his remote and presses the green triple cage button*
Foop: Hey! Get me outta here!
Bowser: No way! You made my son mad-- Now you're gonna pay! *presses the red lock button*
Foop: NOOOO! *cries*
Bowser: Bwa ha ha ha!
Poof: Keep laughing at him, Bowser, he likes it!
Foop: Shut up, Poof!
Bowser: Grr... *presses the yellow shocking button*
Foop: AAAAAAHH!
*Bowser presses the purple stop button*
Foop: Is that all you got?!
Bowser: No! *presses the orange spank button*
Foop: *cries*
Bowser: Bwa ha ha ha! *presses the blue shrink button*
Foop: I'm shrinking!
Me: That's it for the Poof and Cheeseball show
Mini Foop: OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
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