Yay! It's back! Sorry for the ?'s, I can't fix it. Anyways, I will start now!
Chapter 1: The beginning
Tallest Miyuki?s POV
I stood on a high, floating platform in a huge theater. Cameramen surrounded me, I saw my face from many angles on a screen probably 200 feet long. Rows after rows of Irkens were sitting in rows after rows of seats. The theater was slightly slanted, but it reached very high at the far end. I was told the theater could hold 200,000 Irkens. After thinking for what seemed like a hour about the immensity of the crowd, I realized how loudly everyone was cheering. I raised my hand to symbolize silence. Then, I spoke.
?Most of you probably know what this about? I said, hearing my voice back from 100s of screens. Then I heard someone from the back of the crowd yell ?NO!!! I DON?T!!! MY TALLEST, WHAT IS THIS ABOUT!??. I responded how I had planned. ?We are all here to celebrate a historical event. This is arguably the greatest thing Irkens have ever done. This greatness will help us reach our goal of conquering THE UNIVERSE!!!? I said, pausing for dramatic effect. ?WHAT IS IT!?? The same person yelled. I sighed, and then continued. ?Irken scientists have unlocked the code to Irken modification? I said, waiting for it to sink in. I then continued. ?THEY HAVE FINISHED THE NEW RACE!!!? I yelled in excitement. I was the tallest in charge when this event happened. ME. ?So, I have the Irken scientists in charge during the event here to tell us about it? I continued. My platform lowered, and a group of 6 Irken scientists stepped out from behind the curtain. I stepped off my pad, and they stepped on. ?The new Irken will have the ability to hypnotize? The lead scientist started.
~3 Hours later~
?This? is how we will win.? he finished. The platform lowered, and they stepped off. The group of thousands upon thousands of Irkens started flooding out of the room. I then followed the scientists to see the developing smeet that was going to replace me in fifteen years.
~A long time later~
Zeter?s POV
A cold robotic arm pulled me out of my tube. Inside of the tube was all I?d ever seen. But, in a few seconds, a whole new world opened up to me. Before I could comprehend it, I heard a voice. It said, sternly, ?Welcome to life, Zestoria?. ?What?? I asked. ?You are named Zestoria?. I heard back. ?And you are going to be great?. ?I don?t like that name. I prefer Zeter? I responded. ?Oh, really?? The voice responded. ?Yes. I think Zestoria is a horrible name.? I responded as stern as he had been to me. ?Well, it?s yours? the voice said back. Before I could respond, I was shoved out of the room. Zeter
I will respond to comments and stuff here.
Chapter 2 coming... when this one is out!
Q2: Been another while since last chapter. Is there some sort of thing for them? Comment #? Off a page? Timely release?
~Mid the coin stealer
"I will rise from the ashes again
You can call me up
But I'm still the same
So don't even try to figure me out
It's too late
Oh, if I'm to complicated leave now
Cause I could easily be without you
I bury all the noise
Because I just fell like I'm trusting more"
I Don't Believe In Tomorrow, Lacuna Coil
I feel like continuing my tradition of pointless posts. Mostly cause I don't like the silence feel on this topic. Argh, I hate silence...
Q: So since you clearly like Pi, and everyone uses the obvious homophone, what's your favorite flavor of Pie?
~Mid the coin stealer
Going to repeat this quote a few times because of it's sheer unmatched hilarity.
"And they said it has the second biggest population of Mussels, I don't know if its worldwide or U.S.A., but-"
"Wait. Did you just say "I don't know if it's a whale or a miracle"?"
"NO XD"
Mary and I.
1. Your old username on there was Antirk123. Use my Key word.
2. Oh, you did do it! :D
I guess I must now rant a little.
Basically, Mid would be all calm during whatever conversation happens. Depending on if zeter does any of these actions:
Asks who she is: Tell her name
Replies Yes: "Too bad you got the unlucky half. Fancy base."
Asks or mentions invader: Circle back to the one example on her bio, though lyre isn't there.
Mentions his powers: Circle back to the fancy irken example
She may also
Mention her 'family' briefly or possibility of meeting (they'd appear with everyone else)
Whatever happens, she'd tell him she had to go at the end of the chapter and then appear again with everyone else.
P.S. Creepy dream is disturbingly creepy .____.
~Alexa the coin stealer
"If my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party."
One of my mother's friends.
Chapter 10: New house
There was a large central hub room, maybe 100 feet in each way, and a 12 foot ceiling. There were 8 sections coming off of the central area (N,NE,E,SE,S,SW,W,NW), all of which connected to more rooms, and more rooms and- Yeah, it was a pretty big base. Probably went around a mile in each direction. I decided to head north first. That way, there was a Communications room. I decided to test it out, and see if it actually worked. I pressed the "Contact Tallest" button on the large round center table and ducked. After a few seconds, the tallest showed up on a projection on the other side of the room. "Hello? Hello?" I heard. "Don't anyone DARE pr-" the transmission ended. OK, so it worked. Nice to know. I headed back, and went Northeast. That way there was a SIR Programming/Reprogramming area, which would be helpful if I had one. It also included a backup SIR, in case of emergency. I headed back, and went east. This way was where the power room was. There was a cable coming in from the top of my base, where a small solar array was (And 4 wind turbines), and a daylight sensor. When it turned night, it would switch to a group of water turbines down here, and start releasing the stored energy from over the day. The energy was stored in this room, which held a very large amount of energy. I then went Southeast, where the controls for my base defense where. The defensive system composed of 75 lazars in between the 1st and second floor (Though most were pretty low-power, there are 5 High-power ones), and a extra 15 hidden in the ground, which were all High-power (2 Very-High-power). Currently they were all activated, along with the 250 or so security cameras. A few landmines were planted it the ground. There were also 10 Short-range missile launchers and 5 Long-range (They were all off). And of course, the force field which protected it all. Overall, it probably took 45% of all the power produced for my base. Then I went south, were the ship hangar was. It also included 2 ships with it for backup. Good thing, because mine is gone for good. They were both a slightly higher quality then my last one, and could go 7.5% faster. I decided I'd take one for a ride later. To the southwest was the Pak reprogramming room. I don't think I'll need a Pak reprogramming anytime soon? To the west was my attack shelter, with lots of food and water and again, a large amount of storage (To deplete in emergency). To the northwest was my living quarters, with a few emergency escape routes. Once I was done with that, I decided there was one more place I wanted to check out, my second main source of power- The Nuclear reactor. It was another mile or so down from my hub, so that a meltdown would not affect the rest of my base. I went down the elevator. I stepped out in to a small S-bend walkway to a Iron room. Inside was the nuclear reactor, which was currently off. There was also a large storage room for Uranium, and coolant pool, along with the other normal nuclear stuff. I was then done with my tour, so I headed up to the main hub. I had just settled in to the couch, when I got a alert from the security room. I hesitated, and headed up to the above-ground house. I stepped out of the closet which hid my base, and put the clothing rod back. I turned around, and headed to the door which was not far away. I looked outside. Nothing. I opened the door, and looked around. Still nothing. Then I heard from behind me "Rough Landing?"
Zeter
The magical randomy changing sign-off!
Mid,
Ohh! A riddle! I like riddles! I'll search... I give up.
I'm still looking, I changed my account to Ilikepi3.14159(Forgot what my old one was)
Yeah, that's a cool idea I should try it, wait...
Sorry! Again :P
Nut,
Yeah! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I want more chaptahs! MORE! Wait...
Oh yah, and the rest of the dream. I hope Vee still reads this, because it was about her.
In the dream, Vee lived right down the street from me O.o Then it kinda changed from New-episode IZness to weird-Veeness. And then a government guy came, and said that the sketch of Vee of her Birth Certificute looked nothing like her (IK that would never happen because lots of things) and that Vee needed to change her look. And then it got really weird after a few picture redraws by Vee, the Government official said it looked like she had 3 hearts in the picture and Vee needed 2 hearts implomented. And Vee did. One was on Vee's shoulder. Yeah... I just remember Vee lookig at the bright side of things at the end.
Yeah, CREEPY.
Also, I still be waiting at the page of talking >.>
~Mid the coin stealer
"It's been awhile
Since I could
Hold my head up high
And it's been awhile
Since I first saw you
And it's been awhile
Since I could stand
On my own two feet again
And it's been awhile
But I can still remember
Just the way you are"
It's Been Awhile, Staind. Obvious see what I did there xD
Just so you know zeter, I am trying to riddle you something by posting that pointless sidenote. Yes, you were on it. Your old page of talking is my key word here. The rest goes after
Not saying anything else for fear of this not posting, but that's enough clues to what i'm implying. On a different subject..
YES! CHAPTERS!
Maybe I will fall asleep faster with less anxiety now!
So if you have no more pre-written chapters, I know this is completely up to you and contrasts with what you just said bout everyone appearing few chapters later, but I think if I/Mid appeared in the next chapter with you like, right behind you as your house is generated all like "Well hello there. Rough landing?" it would be the perfect time.
~Alexa the coin stealer, and YOU FIGURED OUT WHY I SIGNED OFF AS THAT xD
If my last post comes up, I posted it before I saw that there were more chapters... Nut and Agent Fuzzy Franken-Kitty
*cora's walking down the street and a stranger comes up to her*
Stranger: Hi, little girl! Do you want some candy?
Cora: *creepy/evil looking smile, tilts head to the side, and whispers in a VERY creepy voice* You can see me?
Stranger: AH! *runs away but they drop their wallet*
Cora: Look, they dropped their wallet... *evil smile* I better return it to them! *chases the stranger*
There's no new chapter! NOOOOO! Nut and Agent Fuzzy Franken-Kitty
*Kit is on a transmission with the Tallest who are showing her a cello and a voila they found and they are playing them*
Steffi: Hey, Kit.
Kit: Yes?
Steffi: Are you on a transmission with the tallest?
Kit: Yes, and I don't want to be.
Tallest Purple: *over the sound o bad music* I heard that!
Kit: I know. *Steffi pushes Kit out of the chair and sits in it*
Steffi: HI, MY TALLEST!
Tallest Red: No... It's... Steffi... QUICK! End the transmission!
Steffi: *cute puppy dog eyes* But I wanna hear you play your wonderful music, my Tallest... *sniffle and puppy dog eyes gets even cuter*
Tallest Red: Fine. Hit it, Purple! *starts playing the voila BADLY, but not as bad as Tallest Purple with the cello*
Steffi: *claping hands* Go, Tallest Red, go! I WUV YOU! *covers mouth*
Tallest Red: *stops playing* WHAT?!
Steffi: I said that I love you music and the color of your voila! It's a lovely shade of red, it is...
Oh no I need to WRITE more now...
Chapter 9: The Wreckage
Zeter's POV
I watched over Dib's shoulder as he shut down his transmission. "Man, he NEVER listens?" Vee said. Dib slumped back. "I wonder how long it is until he realizes he can't help it" I said. "Oh, someone will give him power" Well, that's not encouraging. Seeing it was 9:45 on his clock, I decided it was time to get myself a house. "Well, bye. I'm going to visit the wreck and see if I can recover a insta-house thingy" I said, walking to the door. Vee smirked. "Thingy? You don't have anything better to say then that?" "Well? It's called different things in different dialects, and?" "And what?" "I don't speak any of them" "Err, yes you do." "Tasha darquanz Guishi Zargeta. Darquanz Barkala menica Quartes darquanz Qauntilla Irlamana." I said. It took me a minute to realize it was in Irken. "? And that proves my point exactly." "Sorry about that. For some stupid reason I just randomly speak Irken sometimes, It's actually a kind of common thing?" "And what did you say?" "Yes, I do, but not proudly. I do not want to associate myself with the Irkens." "Okay?" "Why did you guys just have that conversation?" "I have no idea" Vee responded to Dib. Then I left to go to the wreckage.
Once I was there, I realized that not much was destroyed. It may be able to repair. But anyways, I am here for one of the 10 Okay, Vee? Saduqi. One was almost ten feet away from the main part of the wreckage. I went and grabbed it, and examined it. It was broken as expected. I looked some more and found some Dasan seeds. Dasan are a dangerous plant, that spread like wildfire . They were used to conquer many planets in operation doom I and II, along with other operations. I should get those things out of here, quick. I picked up the seeds hoping they had not started developing (Because then it'd hurt to touch). Thankfully, they hadn't. I put them in my pocket to dispose of later. Then I searched some more through the rubble, and found three of them together. It looks like the other two fell on the one, and broke it. So there were two working. I pocketed them, and searched even more.
After a hour or so of searching, I felt like I had got everything. Out of the ten Saduqi, 4 were functional. I found some food supplies intact, and two more packets of Dasan. One pack of those seeds could destroy a planet, why do I have so many? Nonetheless, I was glad I found them before the development started. I also found about 200 lazars worth of powder, 70 Light-Years of fuel (I should have refueled), and recovered about 40% of the alloys. Not to bad of a loss. I found a place I wanted my house, and had the Saduqi in my hand. I was ready. I thrust it in the ground, and stood back. It should take about 2-3 minutes for it to finish. I watched everything develop, and solidify. Before I knew it, the process was over. Then in between the first and second floor a ring of lazar torrents popped out. I marched in the house as the last of the defences popped up. Finally, a giant force field popped up around my base. Yah, I got some pretty high- model Saduqi. I decided to tour my underground. I opened the closet and pulled on the clothing rack. The inside of the closet lowered, and I stepped in. After a minute, I stepped out in to my new base.
Zeter
"11 Seconds of DOOM!"-Me (Outback Bowl Reference)
To fill the gap, I should try to explain my odd dream- There was going to be a new IZ episode (YESH!), But It would be different. The way the episode went was based on the results of a online game that lasted 24 Hours. Me, Vee, Mid and someone I forget- Zaley, I think got together IRL and played the game on this square arcade thingy that went to the ceilling (One on each side). We did that (I think we were Dib shooting the Massive or something? It was weird.)
Well, that's part I. Part II* is weird... I'll do it next chapter...
"Let me reword that. The odds are the same as a asteroid hitting earth"-Teaser!
*ROMAN NUMERALS FTW!
SORRY EVERYONE! I was busy- Coming home from vacation and the Outback bowl (HOW DARE WE LOSE) and stuff... Well, here's the 2-days-overdue chapter(s)
Chapter 8: Zim's Plan
Zim's POV
"GIR, did you really let a Stranger in our secret base?" "But? he had wafflez!" "Yes, GIR. But you shouldn't let anyone in our secret base." "B-But Waffles" "Did he go anywhere important?" "No, he just went to the bathroom" "Oh, few? Wait? THAT IS WHERE THE ENTRANCE TO OUR SECRET BASE IS, GIR!!!" "You don't have to yell at me?" "Yes I do. GIR, no Waffles for a month" "NOOOOOOO!!! WAFFLES ARE THE ESSENCE OF MY BEING!!! YOU WILL NOT-" GIR fell asleep. Why do I keep that useless garbage unit around anyways? Well, that is beside the point. It is time for REVENGE!!! ZIM SHALL HAVE REVENGE!!! Uh, yes my secret plan? I should check for hacks first, I remember last time that Dib hacked in to the system? that was too awful for a flashback. "COMPUTER! Scan the system for hacks." "No" "What?" "I don't wanna" "Do I have to do this manually?" "Yes, you lazy bum" I went over to the kitchen and opened the knife compartment. I pulled out one of the knifes, and the kitchen table turned in to a touchpad. I manually started a system debugging. "30 minutes until debugging completion, GIR. Then, I shall talk about my SECRET PLAN!!!" "What is it?" "I'm not telling you, GIR" "TELL ME WHAT IT IS!!!" GIR screamed, tackling me. His eyes turned red. "GIR, did you really just do that?" "Yes, I did. YOU DO NOT OWN MEEEE!!!" "GIR, time out. Now." "NOOO!!! I WON'T! I'M- Okay." GIR's eyes turned blue and he went to the corner of the room. Oh well, I shall think about my revenge until the computer finishes scanning for hacks.
~30 Minutes later~
"The scan has completed. One Virus detected, and ten spyware" "Target the hacking programs, computer" "No." "Okay" I said furiously, stomping to the kitchen. How dare the computer disobey me, I AM ZIM! I manually made the computer start to target the spyware and Virus. "Beginning debugging. Will be finished in approximately 10 minutes".
Dib's POV
NOOOO!!! Zim shall not debug my Viruses, NOOO!!! Wait? I can shut down his system. I shut down Zim's computer, but leaved one projector up. I began to transmit.
Zim's POV
The computer started to shut down. "DON'T PLAY TRICKS ON ME COMPUTER, I AM ZIMMM!!!" I yelled. Then, a holographic image of the Dib's big head showed up in the middle of the room. He grinned. "Zim, you're computer isn't playing tricks on you. I am. I have full control of you're computers, and I can shut down everything at any moment. I can lock you in, and?" "You hacked in to my computer, DIB!" "Man, you don't pay attention, Zim." "YOU HACKED IN TO IT, DID'T YOU!?" "Yes, I did. That's what I just said." "YOU LIEEEE!!! YOU HACKED IN TO IT!!!" "Yes, yes I did. I hacked in to-" "YES YOU DID HACK IN TO IT!" "Oh, I give up" The hologram ended.
Zeter
"11 Seconds- OF DOOM!"-Me (Outback Bowl Reference, I was there / )
Starfett,
You're on. Just a few more chapters until like everyone shows up all at once...
Mid,
It's became a everytime thing XD
Still suprised Powerpoint doesn't correct me though.
Still WAY better then how I type on Minecraft, I have a 50% fail rate >.<
And IKR! I was on it, but since there are no new episodes I found there was really nothing to add
Keb,
Hi!
Vee,
Your brain should go to Time out XD
Also, I had a WEIRD dream a few days ago-It had you guys (Well Vee, Alexa *CoughMidCough* and ...Zaley?) and a New IZ episode and Blah Blah Blah- I'll talk more about it in a seperate post.
The boards are updating but I see no chapter(s)! DX
I literally got up today and was like "The new chapters on Zeter's story should be up!" But they nu be on the entire day ;-;
~Mid the *cough*impatient*cough* coin stealer
Pointless Sidenote: The IZ wiki is epic o.o they have zim, dib, mid, gaz, and all these things I never knew *mindblown*
GAH! I keep forgetting to comment! DX BLAST MY BRAIN HOW DARE YOU NOT MAKE ME REMEMBER.
Brain: I feel as if we had this conversation recently. Did you already post a comment with us arguing on this fanfic?
Me: Huh? Oh, I dunno--WAIT! You're supposed to tell me! And besides, the mods probably erased some of my comments...they've been doing that recently...
Brain: Well maybe--
Me: I WILL NOT HAVE ANY MORE CONVERSATION WITH YOU! NOW BE QUIET AND MAKE ME LIVE.
Brain: FINE.
Soooo.....anywayz...
I must go to play Harvest Moon now (for reasons unknown by you o.o xDDD) but KNOW THIS.
This fanfic.
Is awesome.
And I can't wait for the next chapter. Please, please, please post the next? *puppy dog eyes*
~Vee I have a blasted ulcer and it is REALLY painful for me to eat my peanut butter sammich.
At 11:55 at night... o_O
Corrections:
1. Phew, not few
2. Schedule
3. Respond
And indeed phew, your still here. I was starting to get a little worried of you not posting. Besides, at least you are getting comments. I'll always be here, for one thing ^.^
*Sigh*
~Mid the coin stealer
"Where, where I go
My spirit is free, I'm coming home
Where, where I go
Remember me but let me go"
My Spirit, by Lacuna Coil
Name: StarFett
Gender:Male
Species: Irken
Height: 5'11''
Age: 18 (180 in human years)
Eyes:Right Is Black While the left is White
Antennae: Normal for an Irken thought they are under his black fedora
SBHU(Standard Bounty Hunter Unit): Chief
Outfit:A black trench coat with Black Cargo pants and a black fedora
Personality:Funny but yet Sarcastic is a loner unless he sees he can make a profit off a partnership. Brave has a short temper.Comedic Sociopath (IE:Maybe we should be finding nonviolent solutions.. *Laughs*)
Other: Works for Zim as a freelance bodyguard. Has a black pak. Breaks the fourth wall a lot. Immune To Hypnotism. StarFett
I darted around the side of the house, and ran to the bushes, where Dib and Vee were. I ducked in, under the bushes, and no one was there. What happened to them? I spotted a paper on the ground. It said:
"Heard someone else in the bushes. Had to go to Vee's house"
Few. I ran off in the direction where we came, though I honestly felt kind of lost.
~Some time later~
Dib's POV
I heard a ring at the doorbell. I was about to answer it, but Lxi just HAD to open it. "Hi. Come in." Lxi Said, and Zeter walked in. "You got lost, didn't you?" I said with a Smirk. "No? How'd the bugs work out?" "They've both activated, and the system should reboot in 2 minutes" "ME LIKEZ WAFFLEZ!!!" "Yes, yes you do, Tru" Vee said. "I wanna pway outside" Tru said. "No, it's dark out." "ME PLAY OUTSIDE!!!" Tru yelled, and ran to the door. Tru fell asleep halfway there. "What motivation" Zeter remarked, and I couldn't help but grin. Lxi started dragging Tru to the kitchen. Poor Lxi then got startled when Tru woke up in the kitchen and said "WHERE AM I!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO VEE!? I WANNA PWAY NOW." Tru screamed, and started running to the door. "OK, this is getting old" I said. Tru hit the door and fell sideways, and lay on the ground. I looked back down at my laptop, and saw the computer was up and running. "The computer's up! Let's see what it has to say about the filthy Irkens?" I heard coughing from behind me. "Invaders?". Zeter and Vee looked from behind, and I started to get to work translating. "Ahem, Irken here." Zeter said. I shoved the computer at him. "There's nothing all that interesting on this?" He said. "What is his latest EVIL PLAN!?" "Uhhh? I don't know." "Hack in to the security cameras!" "They're activating." "Well, this is anti- climatic" Vee said. Zeter shoved the computer back at me, and I looked and saw Zim and GIR. "GIR, someone came here, right?" "No? OK, you're to good for me. Someone came. But he had WAFFLES!!!" "Where did he go, GIR?" "The bathroom." "Oh, that's fine? WAIT, THAT'S WERE MY BASE IS DID YOU TELL HIM!?" "Maybe?" "GIR. Time out, now." I looked up from the computer. "There's got to be more then that to see. Uh, I'll scroll through all the cameras." I scrolled through the rest of the cameras I could find. "Uh, no super-duper secret plan. It's that Waffles episode all over again".
"That was awful." I looked in the database. Nothing new. "Well, I guess we are in control of his base right now? What do we even do?" "I don't know, lock ALL THE DOORS!!!" Vee said. "Okay, nothing exciting is happening right now?" I found the doors, and locked all the ways out. I grinned. "He's trapped. Now I should call the FBI, and?" Before I could finish, there was a explosion at the door. "YOU CAN NOT CONTAIN ZIIIIM!" I heard him yell. "Really? just really?" I said, face palming. I knew he'd get out, but after 2 seconds? WHO keeps explosives right next to the door? Really? "THE DIB DID THIS, WAS HE HERE GIR!?" "No. It was a strangah!" "GIRRRRR!!!"
I have a idea for what the fanfic will be about. It will be about $&^*%@*#(%$... Cool, right? And it gets deeper, in the sequal I think that $&^$*&$^&$$^... Shocking, IKR!?
Next chapter will be posted a few hours before 2013 begins, the next in the morning. Schedual* should be normal after that.
*Mid, come kill me for purposefull spelling mistakes.
Mid,
87.5%? What did I miss? Oh shiny thingy!
I was waiting for more comments to rspond to, then there was chrristmas and yeah... Also, you posted that on the 'end of the world' XD
Though I did get a few chapters written on the car trip to my grandparents. Zeter
"Why am I not getting more comments? I wanna talk to people"-Me
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