Yay! It's back! Sorry for the ?'s, I can't fix it. Anyways, I will start now!
Chapter 1: The beginning
Tallest Miyuki?s POV
I stood on a high, floating platform in a huge theater. Cameramen surrounded me, I saw my face from many angles on a screen probably 200 feet long. Rows after rows of Irkens were sitting in rows after rows of seats. The theater was slightly slanted, but it reached very high at the far end. I was told the theater could hold 200,000 Irkens. After thinking for what seemed like a hour about the immensity of the crowd, I realized how loudly everyone was cheering. I raised my hand to symbolize silence. Then, I spoke.
?Most of you probably know what this about? I said, hearing my voice back from 100s of screens. Then I heard someone from the back of the crowd yell ?NO!!! I DON?T!!! MY TALLEST, WHAT IS THIS ABOUT!??. I responded how I had planned. ?We are all here to celebrate a historical event. This is arguably the greatest thing Irkens have ever done. This greatness will help us reach our goal of conquering THE UNIVERSE!!!? I said, pausing for dramatic effect. ?WHAT IS IT!?? The same person yelled. I sighed, and then continued. ?Irken scientists have unlocked the code to Irken modification? I said, waiting for it to sink in. I then continued. ?THEY HAVE FINISHED THE NEW RACE!!!? I yelled in excitement. I was the tallest in charge when this event happened. ME. ?So, I have the Irken scientists in charge during the event here to tell us about it? I continued. My platform lowered, and a group of 6 Irken scientists stepped out from behind the curtain. I stepped off my pad, and they stepped on. ?The new Irken will have the ability to hypnotize? The lead scientist started.
~3 Hours later~
?This? is how we will win.? he finished. The platform lowered, and they stepped off. The group of thousands upon thousands of Irkens started flooding out of the room. I then followed the scientists to see the developing smeet that was going to replace me in fifteen years.
~A long time later~
Zeter?s POV
A cold robotic arm pulled me out of my tube. Inside of the tube was all I?d ever seen. But, in a few seconds, a whole new world opened up to me. Before I could comprehend it, I heard a voice. It said, sternly, ?Welcome to life, Zestoria?. ?What?? I asked. ?You are named Zestoria?. I heard back. ?And you are going to be great?. ?I don?t like that name. I prefer Zeter? I responded. ?Oh, really?? The voice responded. ?Yes. I think Zestoria is a horrible name.? I responded as stern as he had been to me. ?Well, it?s yours? the voice said back. Before I could respond, I was shoved out of the room. Zeter
I will respond to comments and stuff here.
Chapter 2 coming... when this one is out!
~In Memory of the 26 victoms in 2 first grade classrooms in the shooting on friday~
Chapter 6: Spying on Zim
Dib's POV
Once we reached Zim's house, I took my place behind the bushes. Zeter and Vee slowly followed. Then I gave them the briefing. "So? I think we should try and put a bug In Zim?s computer today." I pulled a small Bugging device out of my pocket. "This should shut down the computer for a few hours, so that this?" I pulled out another. "Can hack in properly, and take out all the data and put it on my laptop". "So someone has to put them in. I?ll monitor their success over my laptop" I said, placing my laptop on the ground and booting it up. "I volunteer Zeter" Vee said. Zeter turned at Vee and said "OK, I guess. I have quite a bit of knowledge of this stuff, so that should be helpful" He said. I handed him the 2 bugs and a speaker. I told him the speaker should automatically shut off if something goes wrong. I also told him about GIR and how to get him to do what you want, and I gave him waffles. All the sudden, Zim came outside. "Okay, GIR I will get you more soap. So stop talking." Zim said, before marching off. We dove in to the bushes and Zim marched by. After a minute, I said "Perfect timing. Let?s start Operation: Hack Zim?s Computer Thingy So That? you know what I mean." and Zeter went off to enter.
GIR's POV
I was sitting around, waiting for my mastah to come back with the soap so that I could make more BACON WAFFLES!!! Then I heard the doorbell ring so I put on my doggie costume and went to the door. I saw a guy there. He was tall and Irken and stuffs. "Hi!" I said, waving. "Errr? can I come in" the guy asked. "Mastah said to not let strangers in" "But I have WAFFLES!!!" the stranger said. "ME WANTS WAFFLES!!!" I yelled, and let him in. The stranger gave me waffles. "Where does your mastah stay?" He asked. "IN THE TOILET!!!" I yelled, eating a waffle. The stranger shivered, and said "Where's the bathroom?" "Over there" I said, pointing. "Thanks, I REALLY need to go!" The stranger said well running off. I ate my waffle well he was going to the bathroom. Then I realized that mastah wasn?t here so I could do whatever I want. I yelled "WAFFLES!!!" And started running in circles.
Zeter?s POV
I descended in to Zim?s base. After half a hour of searching I found the perfect place and placed the first bug. "NOOOOOOOOOO!!! DON'T SHUT ME OFF!!!" The computer yelled. "You saw me the whole time and didn't do anything?" I said, surprised by the ease of installment. "Uhhh... Yah. Duh. Home security system here*." "Well, you're a bad one" I said, sticking in the second one and pressing activate. Then I heard Dib through the speaker. "Zim is coming! Run for safety!" I ran to the entrance, and headed up. Once I was in the main part of the house, I saw GIR running around crazily. I then heard the door squeak open. "GIR!!! Stop fooling around. I got you soap." I heard Zim say. I ran out the back door. The last thing I heard was "GIR, what was that?" "Nothing?"
*First person to get that reference by friday gets a WAFFLE!!! Zeter
This came out early because I wanted to dedicate somthing to the poor 20 First-graders and 6 adults-
Keb,
Thanks for the concern, but I know what they are. They're 's I forgot to re-do. Next chapter shouldn't have any, though
Mid,
Yes. Poor Vee. She'll get her revenge though...
Zeter: Oh gosh I'm scared now.
Good job, once again! (I noticed you still have question marks though... maybe from "..."s. Type "...", click the little lightning symbol, "stop Auto-correcting ..." and you should be good to go).
And on December 22nd... That is going to be awesome!!
When did they start doing ad's?
Chapter 5: Unconiousness
Vee fell to the ground. The emotions intensified. What have I done? I just made poor Vee unconscious. I borrowed my face in to my arms, and cried. Dib was in shock, and he finally could speak. "What? just happened?" He said slowly. I head anger and sadness in his voice. "What did you do?" He turned to me. I was still unable to speak, crying. "Zeter. What. Did. You. Do." Dib said. I responded, in between sobs. "Remember what I said? I don?t have control. I was angry at the Irkens, and all the emotion caused me to hypnotize Vee. If it?s severe enough, and I don?t have anything to hypnotize with, the victim goes unconscious." I went back to sobbing. Dib turned around to see Vee, laying on the floor. "How long is she out?" he asked. "I-I don?t know. I think 2-3 hours." Dib started shaking Vee. "Vee! Wake up!" He said hopelessly. I could tell he knew. "I-I wish I could help." I said. I was still sobbing uncontrollably.
~A few hours later~
Vee's POV
My eyes opened slowly. I felt like I had taken a long nap. Dib and Zeter were on the left, Lxi and Tru on the right. I was in my bed. "Wh-what happened?" I asked. "YOU WHERE A'SLEEPIN'!" Tru yelled. Everyone cringed from the noise. "Well?" Dib said. "Zeter accidentally knocked you out". "Wait? what?" I slowly turned to him. "I'm.. I'm sorry!" he yelled, burying his face in my Bed. Dib explained it all to me, as seeing Zeter was so upset. So I guess that?s kind of? scary. Oh well, It?s not like it?s that odd compared to what?s happened before around here? Lxi brought Zeter to another room. Tru started running around in random circles. "I like Pi*!" Tru said. Well, speaking of craziness.
Zeter's POV
Lxi tried to comfort me. It was pretty hopeless, but I was finally not crying continuously. "Wait? where?d Vee get you anyways?" I asked. "Vee found some spare SIR parts in the garbage" Lxi replied. "TACOS!!!" We heard, cringing again. "Do you seriously have to listen to that all day?" I asked. "Tell me about it" Lxi replied. Finally calm enough, I returned to Dib and Vee in her room. "Vee, I?m sorry" I said. "You honestly don?t need to get THAT worked up about it" Vee said. We got comfortable and started talking again. Dib looked outside, seeing it was dark outside. "Wow, It?s pretty late" "Time flies when you?re having fun, I guess." I said. "Or when you?re unconscious." Vee said jokingly. "It?s perfect timing to spy on Zim!" Dib said. Vee sighed. "Here we go again."
Dib's POV
I dressed up in a dark spying suit and made Vee and Zeter do the same. Today, we are going to try and dismantle? something. We walked down the street to Zim?s innocent looking house of EVIL.
*That was on purpose. 3.1415926535... is my favorite number. Zeter
I SWITCHED IT!!! Mwahahahaha!
I'm feeling nastolgic after reading the Lost fanfics and skits post, and Evrilenge's Amusement Park of Doom.
Anyways, let's answer comments and stuff!
Christina,
Thanks, but I'll do my way
Keb,
Cool! That's pretty good though, there are lots of teams. We don't compete 'till January 21st though... which reminds me...
Can. Not. Wait. For. December. 22.
That will be so funny.
I'm glad you like it! Even though I made you go unconious...
Yes! That's exactly it! I didn't do any programming... I researched for the project and was a driver in the Robot Game. I don't go to the school my team's from, either. I did last year, but now I'm home schooled.
We won and even broke a state record at our qualifier (a month ago), but in all our matches at Regional, a bunch of things went wrong. We came in 17th, I think.
Another way to avoid question marks is type in this regular Nickelodeon box, and have WORD up also. When it gets to the point when it says you are out of room, cut and paste what you have onto WORD. Then continue, even if you were in the middle of a word. Then continue to do so until you are done. Then cut and paste the entire thing onto the Nickelodeon box, and click "PREVIEW". Then click "POST MY MESSAGE" and voila! No question marks! That's how I do it, anyway. Christina AKA Chris
Chapter 4: A sad story
Zeter?s POV
It has been about 3 hours since I met Dib, and his friend, who I discovered to be named Vee. Dib told me about Zim, the first Irken. He had came a while ago, and has tried and failed numerous times. Then he told me of Tak, and her attack. "So where?d she even go after that?" I asked. "I don?t know." said Dib. He seemed comfortable enough talking to me, and so did Vee, who would chip in every once in a while. "So? what?s your story?". Oh gosh. He went there. "Errr? well, it?s kind of long?". "So? I have a while." "Well? a long time ago, like 50 Irken years? by the way, what is the Irken to Human year ratio?" Dib looked in to space for a minute, and Vee said "About 10:1". "Ok, wow. How old are you dib?" "Twelve" he answered. "In human years, I?m about 140? I guess." There was a awkward silence, then I continued. "The Irkens were gaining a lot of new planets, and it was getting pretty scary for most nearby planets." "However, a lot of Anti-Irken groups launched large campaigns around then, and the rate of Irken expansion slowed. So then, Plans started formulating. There were 2 main branches: Larger campaigns, and genetic modification." I paused. "Several years later, the plans became tangible. Operation doom I launched, however it was wrecked by Zim." "Zim?" Dib asked. "Yeah." I replied, before continuing. "Irken scientists were getting close to finishing the new race. And finally, they announced it. The new race was finished, and there was a smeet?" Dib interrupted. "Smeet?" "Irken baby." I replied, then continued. "And there was a Smeet in development? me." I paused. "Wait, where?d Vee go anyways?" I said, realizing Vee was gone. Dib and me started looking around franticly. Then, when we returned to the room, Vee was sitting on couch with a drink. "Where were you? I was getting thirsty." Vee said. Me and Dib looked at each other. "OK, I guess I?ll keep talking".
I informed Vee on what she?d missed, and continued. "They gave me a lot of abilities. The only ones I know if are my height and Hypnosis." "Pfft. Like how powerful?" Vee said. I turned to glance at Vee. "Well, I don?t want to hurt anyone, and I don?t exactly have control over it." "Wait? what?" "They forgot something very important well making me. You see, Irkens don?t have emotion" "Not all that difficult to see" Vee said. "Yah." Agreed Dib. "They accidentally gave me emotion. Somehow, my abilities and my emotions got linked. I can only hypnotize when I experience very powerful emotion, and normally on accident. As you can guess, I rebelled. I joined a alliance called Anti-Irk. I was with them for a while, then?" "Then what?? Dib asked. "Then there was the attack near here." I said. I looked down, sad. "I was the only one who made it out alive. The others were taken hostage. They? are probably all dead or slaves now." I looked up. I was crying. This was the first time I had thought about it since the attack. They? were all gone. Never to be seen again. I had a rush of Sadness and anger. Before I could stop myself, Vee closed her eyes. No? no? I didn't just do it? no? I thought halfheartedly. I, myself almost fell asleep. Then I heard a thud.
Zeter
Once I finish this, I think I will release the lost chapters, under a different name, Anti- Irk: My story. My writing skills have improved a lot since then.
Well, this is a succesful start. I'm still waiting for Vee, I want her to see it... that reminds me... *Flashback*
...He...
Veetrulxi
Uh, I'm a girl XD
*Flashback ends*
Oh, well.
I now have 13 bios (Or so...)! That's quite a bit... we're so lucky!
Now for the comments!
Mid,
You're back! *Hugs*
Dib: O_0
Vee: OKAY DIB STOP IT.
*Dib runs away, and is chased by Vee*
-Alternate reality-
Me: OH NO IT'S THE COIN STEALER!!!
*Everyone runs*
Keb,
Ohhh! Is it called 'Senior Soulutions?' Because I', doing that too... the flower mission is what I'm prograamming. But I'm only a alternate... Oh well, I don't even go to that school XD
How'd you do?
No one probably knows what I was talking about XD
Nut,
You're a nut. (See what I did there?)
@Ossimsause
Kit: Gemda reminds me of Sammy and Stacy for some reason... *flashback*
Kit: What are you doing, Zim?
Zim: Finding out what a 'porkcow' is made of...
Kit: *teasing* It's a muffin!
Sammy and Stacy: CUTE!
Kit and Zim: O_o
Kit: Why are you in Zim's bas- I mean house?
Sammy: We saw you go in so we came in to see if you were gonna go on a date with Zim!
Kit: You're SICK! Zim is like a brother to me! *flashback ends* Nut and Agent Fuzzy Franken-Kitty
Edgar: *slips*
Cat: *sigh and helps Edgar up*
Sammy: CUTE!
Cat: *Glare* *slaps Sammy* I'm gonna go now... *Edgar tries to follow Cat* DON'T follow me!
Edgar: Ok...
*realizes that I'm the only one that posted bios* Oh... This is pretty awkward... Well, I first should've asked if you were accepting bios in the first place. So, are you? ~the Keb human~
Awkward...
And my robotics team competed in a tournament today... Well, anyways, the part I wanted to share was our robot's nickname: GIR!
Name: Gemala M.
Nickname: Gem
Gender: Female
Species: Irken
Age: 13 in irken, 130 in earth
Appearance: 5'3. A little deeper green skin then Mid, Light purple eyes, and curly antennas. Outfit consists of a dark purple dress with no shoulder pads but black sleeves that go to her elbow (if irkens even have them). Knee length black leggings (if they even has those too o.o) and short black boots.
Disguise: Holographic, projects from her own silver bracelet (she had it before mid). Tanned skin, short red hair, light purple dress and silver medium length cowboy style boots.
Personality: She's scared and/or freaked out easily. Normally easygoing, but has this famous habit of saying "Cute" in romantic or best friends teasing each other situations. She has other methods of trolling for fun.
Weapons: A grappling hook. She uses it with these explosives that when they hit something, latch on to it and create a metal casing before exploding and retracting. As she says, "I like the idea of attack from above"
Other: Mid is technically her sister, since they were cloned in a double tank. She doesn't understand everything about Mid. Lives with her in her base. She has a SIR unit, but I decided not to include her.
Examples:
"I'm Gadien." He replied.
"Don't you follow around that girl who seriously needs anger management classes?" Gemala asked.
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"How have I lived with you for a year?" Evvy asked
"Because you wuv me" Daimon said, smiling
"You WISH"
"Cute." Gem said with a smirk.
Daimon cried fakly, and Ev got this guilty look. She hugged him tightly, and pointed right at Gem.
"Dont. Say. Anything."
Gem just smiled.
"I'll say it for her, then. Cuteness." Nightshade said with a troll smile.
"You're on MY naughty list!" Ev said with a glare.
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"But what about me, Sis? I'm normal too..."
"You have purple eyes." Mid replied.
"...Seriously? That makes me not normal?" Gem facepalmed. "I don't get everything about you.."
Name: Lyre F.
Species: S.I.R. Unit
Gender: Programmed as Female
Appearence: Standard SIR unit head with mercury silver colored metal and dark grey stripe around the eyes. The eyes are circular and light purple. Her torso is triangle dress shaped with light purple lines. Circular light purple shoulders attached to arms with lines down to the hand, three human shaped fingers attached to a circular light purple wrist. Unattached cone shaped feet. Has no antennae.
Disguise: A disguise chip that when clipped to her arm projects a holograph of a 13 year old human girl. Messy black/dark brown hair that falls to mid-torso. Sort of milky skin, but not as much as Mid. Brown shirt with the words "Hollister" on it and patchwork patterned neon blue shorts. Green sandals and Green eyes.
Abilities: Some of her simple abilities include switching body parts (they all switch from the torso) to tools, weapons, and different colored metals (ex: camouflage). In that case, the torso has another layer of the type over it. She can switch them into various weapons, too. Her eyes turn red in defense mode.
Personality: Sort of similar to Mid. She was the one who originally developed the eternal loving that Mid now has of those three things. She's a true party girl that could rave every second of her life if she could, and is carefree when it's a good time to be so. She's a little curious. She hates sundays and being bored. She's not afraid to express her true opinions. Let me stress she is not GIR and raves don't dominate EVERY second of her thoughts, she has a regular mood. I'm really not good at describing personalities, so i'll use writing examples instead
Other: I've decided not to include her sister android in this story
Examples:
"Okay, how long are you planning to hold on to me?" Mid asked with slight annoyance. "Maybe the entire day, i'm not sure. It won't be anytime soon, though." Orpheus replied.
Lyre walked in at that moment. "Morning. Everyone doing fine after lear-" She spotted Orpheus and Mid. "....Why is Orpheus clinging to Mid like duct tape to a person's mouth?"
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"WANNA GO EAT FRIDGES?!" Josh yelled to Flabz.
"...Why are you my little brother.." Kate said.
"FATE." Lyre shouted.
"Lyre, you may wanna lock the doors to rooms with fridges in them..." SiMON said.
"What, is Flabz your little brother?" Kate asked.
"Well, yes." Lyre said.
"FATE." Kate shouted.
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Then a few from her point of view:
Sundays. So boring. No rave parties till late night... Flabz either too crazy to play with or out invading a pizza place or something... And mid out shopping with her friends. Not to mention Gemala is out doing something, and she ALWAYS takes nightshade along. Just BORING! BORING X2! B.O.R.I.N.G!
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"But Mid-" "No Lyre, I can't. If I let my guard down any longer, YOU might be stolen." "There's a difference between me and Flabz! I have my own defensive mode you know!" "And you have a deactivate button." I groaned. Mid sometimes... The first second, she's listening to the constant blabber from Gemala, jotting down on a notepad as if this was skool, then next, she's improving the base so Gemala doesn't mess anything up. Mid might not take most things seriously, but she's also kind of easy to be put in serious mode. Sigh... I'm going to spy on Gemala now so Mid sees I can take care of myself.
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Hmm.. Well now its just her, so I can aim a bomb at the bubble and run. I got the bomb out of my head and aimed it at the bubble. Ready.. Set.. Thr- Oh crud. I lost my balance and feel - right on the spot in front of the bubble. Great, Lyre. You just had to go and mess this up like that. Now you just gotta run for it.
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And one story fit in attempt
"You don't know the fate of your friends? I feel empathy for that."
Name: Flabz Fray
Species: Robot
Gender: Programmed Male.
Appearance: Just like gir, except red glowing parts.
Personality: Crazy. Loves to eat fridges and tries to catch a pizza butterfly.
Disguise: Red Replica of Gir's.
Other: He's an accident clone of GIR. The unfortunate sibling of Lyre. Also, you can include him the story the least out of my characters.
Did I say character? Add an s to that. The bio's are real long, so I'll do seperate posts.
Name: Mid Fray (fake last name)
Species: Irken
Gender: Female
Age: 13 in irken years, 130 in earth
Appearance: Medium irken green skin. Magenta eyes and antennae's that replicate tak's. 5'7. She has a lazily designed outfit, basically her old invader uniform with a light pink dress. In detail, light purple cone shaped (not a turtleneck, but idk what they call it) that covers most of her neck. Peach pink shoulder blades and thin striped long sleeves. Purple gloves, and like i mentioned, light pink dress with purple leggings/boots.
Disguise: She looks 15. All parts of the disguise are fused with the skin peel on/off, and it peels on/off at the wig. So shoulder length brown hair wig, slate blue eye contacts, and milky skin. The outfit is t-shirt and loose leggings with converse. The color scheme: sky blue shirt, medium blue leggings, and aqua shoes with white sparkles. And last of all, a small cyan blue backpack to cover her PAK.
Personality: She's long gotten over all the "ship crashes, new irkens, world domination, etc" things, and greets new irkens with a "Welcome to earth." She has this mainly unserious attitude, and her goal in life is, as she puts it "Forget any irken reality and chill forever on this planet with friends." She doesn't care at all about the invader zim cast, more focused on other "not hopeless irkens." She can be semi-serious in situations though. She has an eternal loving for raves, stuffed crust pizza, and techno music. She also loves inviting her irken and robot friends to her house for crazy adventures in alternate dimensions (the majority of them being in video game universes) or work on other crazy contraptions. And let me stress she is not an invader. At random times, her eyes (contacts or not) turn midnight blue and she'll mutter some weird phrase and then her eyes go back to magenta and she has no idea what just happened. (In the case of this fic, some examples may be "I remember you" when talking to zeter, "Why am I in this dimension?" "The reality breaks through" "Void is watching" "A mystery is flowing, but the water is clear" "I shouldn't be here")
Base: Two story whitish - yellow house located a few houses down from dib's.
Weapons: She has a bracelet on her left wrist. It's a blue rubber bracelet with white waves going through the middle all around in her disguise, and in irken its a red/purple bracelet with many buttons. It's main purpose is it can summon a laser gun from within it with various laser intensity settings. It's side purpose is having two steel robotic arms come out that transform into a pod casing to switch the clothes on her disguise. The laser bracelet.
Other: She no longer goes to Skool
Examples:
"I thought you hated me.." Orpheus said with a small smile.
"Friends only temporarily hate each other" Mid replied
"I never hated you."
"I know, I just couldn't think of a word better then 'each other'"
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here's a few with an attempt to fit into the story:
"Anirk? Trying to destroy armada and crashed? Nothing out of the ordinary. Oh, and welcome to earth." She stuck out a hand.
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"Oh, you're a fancy power irken. Of course, why did I not expect that."
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Mid facepalmed. "I'm not a dang invader, or a failed one. I just quit. That's got way too much reality behind it for my liking. The point is, nobody really is an invader here anymore. Some think they still are, and I never get them at all. This planet is more of an eternal place to chill out and party. Ever heard of a rave? Lyre could tell you about them."
"Annddd stuffed crust pizza!"
"Yes, that too."
Did I ever tell you I kept those skits? Because I did.
Wow, i've really missed you even gone. I smile seeing the successful takeoff your story has.
You want to know why I disappeared?
I remember when you told me three stories weren't a good idea, and I didn't listen. The errors of childhood can be worse then an oh gosh why moment
Course, the only reason i'm here is no thanks to Mary (Ev), but that should not get details
Why don't we have a slight copy and paste recap?
I'm sad TMF is on fire... it started of so well... 2 months ago... I'll express it through a multible part skit...
2 Months Ago...
Birds: LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!
Zim: *Creepy Look at birds* Okay, Gir! We are going to catch the city on fire!!!
Gir: WHERE DU WA LIGHT IT!?
Zim: Ahhh... the fanfic industry.
*Meanwhile*
Mid: ...And done!!!
*Everyone walks in to a building with TFM in a cage in the center*
Mid: ...TMF IS OUT OF IT'S CAGE!!! *Presses button*
*Meanwhile*
Zaley:... How about we shoot lazars at him?
Zeter:... To predictable.
Zaley: LET'S CRASH A SHIP!!!
Zeter: I SPEND 50 YEARS REBUILDING IT!!!
Zaley:...Plan A?
Zeter: WHA-!? Okay.
Zaley: Invaders always win.
*They see TMF building and walk in*
Zeter: O_O... cool.
Mid: TRIPLE FANFIC MADNESS IS OUT!!! WHOOOOOOOO!!!
*A giant screen pops down*
Zeter: *Reading* Hey, this stuff is good. NEXT CHAPTER!!!
Zaley: YOUR READING THE COIN STEALER'S FANFIC!? *Reads* Actually, this is pretty good...
Zester: MORE!!!
Mid: ONLY 19.99!!!
*Zaley and Zeter hand in coins*
Mid: I TRICKED YOU!!!
Zeter: AGAIN!?
Zaley: I have to... cheek on somthing...
Zeter:...Okay, I guess...
*Zaley runs outside*
Zeter: MORE!!!
*Meanwhile*
Zim: Hmmmm... I would do Anti- Irk: My Story, but it's surrounded by LAZARS!!!
Gir: WHAT ABOUT COLD!?
Zim: It has me 9 FEET TALL!!!
Gir: WHAT ABOUT DA LITTLE BUILDING NEXT TO IT!?
Zim: The Skit To Save Dee? Nah. *Sees TFM* MID STOLE MY COINS!!!
*Meanwhile*
Zaley: Okay... now for my new plan to get REVENGE!!! Zeter wouldn't let me use a giant Valcano... *Reveals Broken Leg*
*Meanwhile*
Mid: NOW FOR PART 2!!!
Zeter: YAY!!! *Reads*
*Meanwhile*
Birds: LA LA LA LA...
*Zaley suddenly dissapears... forever*
Birds: AHHHHHHHHH!!! *Fly away*
Zim: OKAY... NOW TO SET 'TFM' ON FIRE!!!
*Zim lights a long plank leading to the TFM Building*
30:00
Zim: In 29 minutes, 59 seconds...
Gir: YAY!!!
*28 minutes, 59 seconds later...*
1:00
Mid: Wow, this is going great!!! I may get triple digits!!!
Zeter: Wait... where'd Zaley go?
*Zeter runs outside*
0:50
Zeter: Zaley? *See's Zaley's PAK* ZALEY!!! She... dissapeared... WHERE!? WITHOUT A PAK!?
*Meanwhile*
0:40
Zim: THIS IS GOING GREAT, GIR!!! WE SHALL TAKE OVER EARTH!!!
Gir: YAYZ!!!
0:30
Zim: Unless some unexpected river forms around TFM...
*A random river appears out of nowhere and surrounds TFM like a mote*
Zim: At least I get revenge on Mid. *Walks away*
*Meanwhile*
0:20
*Zeter turns around*
Zeter: O_O... I CAN'T READ TFM... *Sees fire*
Zeter: NOBODY WILL!!!
0:10
*Zeter runs to TFM*
Zeter: FIRE!!! FIRE!!!
0:05
*Meanwhile*
Mid: Fire? Where?
0:00
*Building catches on fire*
The... End?
Yes, it was the end. There, I summarized it down without using metaphors.
The point is, despite the fact I don't want to be here, i've actually missed you. I wonder if Zaley still reads these boards :/
So, i'm glad to see you again. Hello
Oh yeah, your story has bios? I'll rewrite one for my character in the light of today.
Lyona: I must say, I haven't heard of Anirk.
Me: Me either. But I'm gonna post your bio now. Okay?
Lyona: Sure, Luna.
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Name: Lyona
Species: Irken
Gender: Female
Age: 138 Earth years (approximately 13.1 Irken years)
Rank: Rebel
Normal appearance: Curled antennae, dark purple eyes (color like Tak's, style like Tenn's), 5 inches taller than Tak, PAK with blue spots
Attire: bluish-purple outfit similar to an Invader's uniform (but never say that to her. EVER), blue gloves and boots the color of the spots on her PAK
Disguise appearance: short dark brown hair with bangs that cover one eye, deep blue eyes, kinda pale
Attire: purple tee with rocket ship and stars on it, jeans, blue shoes and backpack
Personality: Lyona, a rebel Invader completely against Irk, is a determined, unstoppable, electrically-gifted Irken. Don't take that as hostility, however. On the contrary, she is quite nice. Just don't oppose her.
Skills: technology, inventing, et cetera.
What she's NOT good at: Piloting.
Other info: Is Keb's adoptive sister, was an Invader at the time of Operation Impending Doom 1. Has a SIR (called RIC) who disguises himself as an owl. She conceals her secrets very well, so that only three know that she is Irken: Lyona herself, RIC, and Keb.
Name: RIC
Species: SIR unit
Gender: Male
Normal appearance: Like GIR's duty mode, only without an antenna.
Disguise: Owl
Personality: Annoyed by anything he considers stupid (which is almost everything and everyone), but kind to those who are on his short list of people he can stand / people he likes... Unless he has a "Random Moment of Total Randomness" (where he acts like GIR... Keb came up with the name. It's long, I know). Those are very rare, though.
Likes & Dislikes: He can't stand Keb, most humans, Irkens, and GIR units. And yes, Dib, Zim, and GIR are all disliked by RIC, and of course, Lyona is one of the people he likes.
Name: Keb
Species: Human
Gender: Girl
Age: Same as Dib
Personality: Inquisitive, intelligent, quirky, kinda random, but usually serious
Appearance: wavy light brown hair that comes a little below her shoulders, dark blue eyes, pale skin
Attire: purple tee with orange question mark and blue jeans
Other info: is friends with Dib (and has a secret crush on him), asks a lot of questions, can usually tell if someone's lying, and watches Mysterious Mysteries (mostly because it's interesting; she is skeptical about all paranormal except the existence of Irkens).
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