More Funny Quotes From the KCA Nominees!

Posted on Mar 28, 2012

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Still laughing from our last bundle of KCA quotes? Well, just in case your chuckle is wearing off (yeah, like that's possible), we've got some all new hilarious one-liners from our favorite Kids' Choice Awards comedians. Today, we're reliving the top jokes from iCarly's Jennette McCurdy, funnyman Tim Allen, and jelly-fish fanatic SpongeBob SquarePants.

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Tim Allen as Scott Calvin in The Santa Clause: "Well, isn't that a pretty picture, Santa rolling down the block in a PANZER! Well kids, I... I certainly hope you have been good this year, cause it looks like Santa just took out the Pearson home. Incoming!"

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Jennette McCurdy as Sam Puckett in iCarly: "Uhh, I got kicked out of the cafeteria for slapping Gibby with a piece of pizza."

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SpongeBob SquarePants as himself in SpongeBob SquarePants: "There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating. The Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, with the Help Wanted sign on the front. I've waited years for this moment. I'm gonna go in there, march straight up to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and -- I can't do it!"

There you go, those laughs should last you for a while. Well, at least until the KCAs kick off.

Don't forget to tune in to the 'Countdown to Kids' Choice' Orange Carpet pre-show right here on Nick.com (or on the KCA App) this Saturday at 7/6c. And don't worry, you still have time to vote for all these hilarious nominees before the big show! Go now!


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