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Nathan Kress' Quiff Quotes

Posted on Feb 13, 2013

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If you're a well known twitizen, then you know Nathan Kress' chirps, well. But did you know that Nathan's got a mop that likes to talk? It's true! And it goes by the name of 'The Kress Quiff'. Now, we know what you're thinking...'What in the world is a quiff?' But not to worry. We conducted a little Nick Stars investigation and found that a 'quiff', by definition, is a piece of hair (particularly boys' hair) that brushes upward and backward from one's forehead. And apparently, Nathan's high-climbing mane has got a mind of its own...

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We spotted Nathan's quiff chirping away in the tweet trees. And after following his chattering 'do for a few days, we found that it has got quite the ego...Check out some of The Kress Quiff's finest tweets...

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"Hi, I am Nathan Karl Kress's Quiff. I am looked after rather carefully and I'm impressive to all who come in contact with me."

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"I'm sorry rob pattinson, but your quiff has cluttery, stringy side pieces. Mine avoids those and cuts right to the chase."

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"great day. hairdresser made sure I looked swell and I held up through a full day of shooting in the wind! Nathan's scalp treats me well."

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"Who has a comparable quiff to mine? Obviously theirs will be lesser in overall suave, but I'm just asking for who's in the ballpark..."

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Okay, we admit it. We've always known that Nathan's got great hair. But we never knew it'd become so powerful that it would take on a life of its own! But now that it has, we've got a few 'quiff' questions...Mousse or gel? Shampoo or conditioner? Would you and Rob Pattinson be down for a quiff-off? Something to think about...


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