"Can I borrow that fake doodie?" ~Monkey
In the Wind!
"Let's get this baby out in the wind!" ~Po
"Up kitie, kite, kite, (crash!) ULGGGhhH kitie kittie
"Alright, who threw this?" ~Po
Warrior King: "You cannot defeat me!" Po: "I defeated you last time." Warrior King: "Yes
but... I had a head cold!"
Shifu: "How old do you think Tigress is?" Po: "I don't know. 40?"
"I've been wearing these same pants for three days! ~Po
Scent of Evil
Crane: "He smells evil." Tigress: "That's not new."
Po: "You must be Feng Huang!" Feng Huang: "Yes, and you must be 300 pounds." Po: "290, tops."
What's Evil Like?
"Are my eyebrows gonna go all pointy and I'm gonna get some evil laugh that turns into a cough?!? What if I end up with a hook and a shaved head?" ~Po