Sanjay and Craig are known for having a blast, so it only makes sense that the people they hang with are just as epically awesome. Get ready to LOL with all their most giggle-worthy quotes!
"Dude, you just pumped in my face!"
"Let's juice this goose."
"Oh my blueberries!"
Say It, Don't Spray It!
"Stop it, you made me dribble."
Prime Rib Cakes
"Ain't no freezer burns on these beefcakes."
"Hey Sanjay...you might want to put some pants on."
"Come on, who's ready to give blood?!"
"Better get your beef shield!"
Song for the Hopeful
"I'm tall, I'm tall, I am no longer small!"
Word to the Wise
"Nothin' burps better than buttermilk."
"I'll be in the toilet."
Cat Got Your Feather
"Tickle tickle tickle, my cute butterscotch."
A Story A Day Keeps the Doctor Away
“There’s nothing funny about medical emergencies Sanjay…except when a guy came in with an ingrown unibrow!!!”
"It's time to B.L.T. - Be Like Tufflips!"