THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE
If Patrick knew the words "public" and "private," he still probably wouldn't know the difference between them.
SURVIVAL OF THE IDIOTS
When SpongeBob and Patrick wake Sandy from her hibernation, she mistakes them for outlaws named Dirty Dan and Pinhead Larry.
DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE
Of course it isn't true... Patrick can only be Patrick.
THE SECRET BOX
Like milk spilling in slow motion, Patrick is both invisibly ordinary and unfathomably extraordinary.
Seconds later, Patrick invented inflatable shorts.
Champion feminist Patrick Star doesn't see gender. He sees people.
LIFE OF CRIME
According to Patrick, not only is SpongeBob a liar, he's also a balloon thief.
No? Is horseradish? If not, how can Patrick possibly join the band?
DUNCES AND DRAGONS
When in the Middle Ages, do as the middle-aged do.
The better to sniff garbage with!
THE GREAT SNAIL RACE
They've got the stuff, they're tough enough to save the day!
CHOCOLATE WITH NUTS
Not everybody has to be a salesman...