1. Kung Fu Frogs
"We're not Kung Fu frogs, we're Ninja Turtles!" -Raphael
2. Callin' the Shots
"It's my call, I decide who gets a beat down… That guy needs a beat down." -Leo
3. Mass Text
"Uh oh, text message from you know who... Text message from everyone but Mikey knows who." -Donnie
4. Aww, Turtle Robot!
"We should call him Metalhead. Why, you ask? Because it's got a head and its made of--" -Mikey
5. Seriously Shredder
"Tell me where Splinter is, and I'll let you live long enough to watch him perish." -Shredder
6. Anything For Pizza
"Not the pizza guy! Take Donnie!" -Mikey
7. Donnie <3's April
"She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen!"
8. Seriously Dude?
"Dude, you alright? Because, unmotivated bursts of anger is kinda my thing." -Raphael
9. No Defeat, No Surrender
"Everyone stand your ground! On second thought, RUN!" -Leo
10. Meet The Nunchucks!
"You think your tough enough to stand up to my HOT NUNCHUCK FURY?!" -Mikey
11. Sensei Knows Best
"The first rule of being a ninja is do no harm. Unless you need to do harm, then do lots of harm!" -Splinter
12. Read My Mind
"Okay. I'm thinking of something green. Greeen. Greeeeen." -Mikey
13. What's For Dinner?
"All right! An all you can beat buffet!" -Raphael