The first thing you've gotta know is that every time (literally EVERY time) this woman's name is spoken, wolves howl in the distance. WEEEIRD! Meet Madame Varcolac, the caretaker of Wolfsberg Manor. Although she may come off a little creepy at first, there is a lot more to Madame Varcolac than strict rules and an impossibly thick Romanian accent. For one thing, she has a Britney Spears ringtone! But much more importantly, Madame Varcolac was the last person to see Wolfsberg Manor's original owner alive, making her a true expert on all things Lycan (look it up!). Madame Varcolac is played by superstar Brooke Shields as you've never seen her before! Who knew spooky could be this funny??