Squidward Tentacles is SpongeBob’s not-so-happy neighbor who would do anything to get away from him. Unfortunately for Squidward, he and SpongeBob are also coworkers at the Krusty Krab. This clarinet-playing cashier just wants some peace and quiet. Too bad, Squidward, you live in the rowdiest neighborhood under the sea!

Likes: Art, bubble baths, reading.

Dislikes: SpongeBob, waking up, life in general.