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World's Worst Babysitter

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World's Worst Babysitter

BUT SOMETIMES IT CAN BE STRESSFUL. SO I'VE CREATED A STEP-BY-STEP GUIDE TO HAVING A NICE, RELAXED EVENING. AND MY LITTLE FRIEND SAMMIE HERE IS GONNA HELP ME DEMONSTRATE. - YOUR FEET ARE HEAVY. - STEP ONE, FIND A CLOSET. DON'T WORRY, YOUR EMPLOYERS WILL THANK YOU LATER FOR DE-CLUTTERING THEIR HOME. NOW, TAKE THIS LITTLE MIRACLE OF LIFE AND PUT HER IN THE CLOSET. - HEY, I'M TELLING MY MOM. SHE'S A POLICE OFFICER. NOOOO! - THEY ALWAYS THREATEN TO TELL, BUT IF YOU KEEP THEM IN THE CLOSET LONG ENOUGH, THEY NEVER DO. STEP THREE, PROP A CHAIR UP AGAINST THE DOOR. EVENTUALLY, THEY WEAR THEMSELVES OUT, BUT IN THE MEANTIME, [banging on door] ENJOY A NICE BACK MASSAGE. [pounding on door] STEP FOUR IS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR... RELAX. LISTENING TO CLASSICAL MUSIC ALWAYS HELPS ME RELAX. BUT MAKE SURE TO CRANK IT UP LOUD. [pounding continues] HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO RELAX TO THE SOUND OF SNIVELING? I PREFER SCHUMANN'S THIRD SYMPHONY. SCHUMANN'S SYMPHONIES ARE ALL VERY ENDEARING, BUT THIS ONE IS ESPECIALLY UPLIFTING. - PLEASE LET ME OUT! [pounding on door] - REMEMBER, IF YOU DON'T FEED THEM, THEY'LL PROBABLY DIE. AND IF THEY DIE, YOU PROBABLY WON'T GET HIRED AGAIN. ALL RIGHT, I THINK SHE'S HAD ENOUGH FUN FOR ONE NIGHT. WASN'T THAT EXCITING? IT WAS JUST LIKE THAT FUNNY JAMES FRANCO MOVIE, 127 HOURS. ALL RIGHT, YOU CRAZY KID, GO ON TO BED. WELL, I HOPE MY GUIDE TAUGHT YOU ALL SOMETHING. AND MAY YOUR NEXT EVENING BABYSITTING BE SOOTHING AND RELAXING. I KNOW MINE WAS.