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Deadtime Stories

Creepy Cousins

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Deadtime Stories

Creepy Cousins

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? HURLEY'S THE COOLEST GUY IN TINY TOWN. I LOVE YOUR MOM. SHE ALWAYS BRINGS ME GREAT STUFF. THAT'S BECAUSE I ALWAYS PICK IT OUT. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE GOOFY GUY SHE WANTED TO GET YOU. Girl: ♪ TRA-LA-LA-LA ♪ ♪ LA-LA-LA ♪ OH, NO. HERE COMES THE SIS-TURD. I SWEAR -- IF WE DON'T GET AWAY FROM MADISON SOON, I'M GONNA SCREAM. TELL ME ABOUT IT. AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIVE WITH HER EVERY DAY. YOU ONLY HAVE TO DEAL WITH HER FOR A WEEK. DOESN'T SHE HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO BUT TORTURE US? WELL, I SAY WE TORTURE HER BACK. [ THUNDER RUMBLES ] Zack: THAT'S PERFECT. THE TRAIN IS GONNA SMASH RIGHT INTO HER HEAD. EXACTLY. ♪ TRA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA ♪ QUICK! START THE TRAIN! NO, NOT YET. I WANT TO MAKE SURE MADISON SEES THE WHOLE THING. THEN HOW ARE YOU GONNA KEEP HER FROM JUST GRABBING SUZIE SPARKLE? I'M NOT. YOU ARE. SHE HATES WET WILLIES. I FIGURED YOU TWO DORKS WOULD BE UP HERE PLAYING WITH YOUR STUPID TRAIN SET. ACTUALLY, WE'RE PLAYING WITH YOUR STUPID DOLL. AAAH! MOMMY! WILLY AND ZACK ARE TRYING TO RUN OVER SUZIE SPARKLE WITH THE TINY TOWN EXPRESS! STAY BACK, MADISON! [ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ] MOMMY! THEY'RE TRYING TO RUN OVER SUZIE SPARKLE! ZACK JUST GAVE ME A WET WILLY! NO USE CALLING FOR MOMMY. YOU BETTER JUST CALL AN AMBULANCE, 'CAUSE THERE'S ABOUT TO BE A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT IN TINY TOWN. [ GRUNTS ] HERE, HELP ME OUT WITH THIS. [ DOOR HINGES CREAK ] [ SIGHS ] TOLD YOU THIS PLACE WAS COOL. WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE HORSE STUFF? THIS MUST HAVE BEEN PART OF THE STABLE BEFORE ALL THE HORSES DIED MYSTERIOUS DEATHS, TOO. [ DOOR SLAMS ] UH-OH. MAYBE THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT GROUNDSKEEPER GUY BEFORE HE DISAPPEARED. THAT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. I'M NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY. COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. [ BANGING ON DOOR ] IT WON'T OPEN. MAYBE THERE'S ANOTHER WAY OUT. COME ON, HELP ME LOOK. BUT IF I DON'T TELL J.J. THAT I'M NOT COMING TO HIS STUPID BIRTHDAY PARTY TONIGHT AND GIVE HIM HIS STUPID BIRTHDAY PRESENT, MY MOM WON'T LET US SLEEP OUT. - DID YOU TELL YOUR MOM THAT NOBODY'S GOING TO HIS STUPID BIRTHDAY PARTY? - IT DIDN'T HELP. SHE THINKS THE ONLY REASON NOBODY LIKES HIM IS BECAUSE HE LIVES IN THE BEAST'S OLD HOUSE. MY MOM SAYS IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR J.J. TO MAKE ANY FRIENDS OUTSIDE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD BECAUSE HE DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL. - HE DOESN'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL, REMEMBER? HE'S A GENIUS. - I TOLD HER THAT EVEN IF J.J. LIVED IN THE WHITE HOUSE, HE STILL WOULDN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS, BECAUSE HE'S A STUPID, ROTTEN, LOOGIE-SPIT LITTLE BOOGER BALL. BUT SHE DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR IT. SO CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET THIS OVER WITH? [eerie music] ♪ WHAT'S THE PROBLEM NOW? - I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE WE MAKE IT UP DEADMAN'S HILL ALIVE. - IT'S A DRIVEWAY, EUGENE. COME ON. - YEAH, THE ONE THE BEAST OF BASKERVILLE DRAGS ALL OF HIS VICTIMS UP BEFORE HE TEARS THEM TO SHREDS AND BURIES THEM IN HIS WELL. - WHAT WELL? DO YOU SEE A WELL ON THIS PROPERTY? - IT IS PROBABLY HIDDEN. - HOW DO YOU HIDE A 3,000 POUND TUNNEL MADE OUT OF STONE? - WHO KNOWS? ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE WHEN WITCHES ARE INVOLVED. - WHAT WITCHES? - JIMMY LEEDS' MOTHER AND HER FRIENDS. DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE STORY? - YEAH, I REMEMBER THE STORY. ELVIRA LEEDS MARRIED A HUMAN, SO THE OTHER WITCHES IN HER COVEN CURSED HER. THEY TURNED HER HUSBAND INTO A THREE-HEADED NEWT WITH ONLY ONE EYE. AND WHEN JIMMY WAS BORN, HE WAS HALF HUMAN AND HALF BEAST. HE WAS SO HORRIBLE, ELVIRA THREW HIM DOWN THE WELL TO DIE. AND NOW EVERY SO OFTEN, HE CLIMBS OUT OF THE WELL TO FEED ON THE KIDS OF BASKERVILLE. IT'S JUST A STUPID LEGEND, EUGENE. THERE IS NO WELL, AND THERE IS NO BEAST, I THOUGHT THEY GOT YOU, TOO. YOU OKAY? YEAH. THIS IS A NIGHTMARE. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE BEING STALKED BY A BUNCH OF NOSE-PICKING REJECTS FROM BUMBLEWEED. YEAH. NOSE-PICKING REJECTS WE'RE RELATED TO. SORT OF RELATED TO. THEY'RE DISTANT COUSINS. NOT DISTANT ENOUGH. COME ON. WE'D BETTER KEEP MOVING. Catan: ARE ALL THE BOBS TOGETHER? I DON'T KNOW. I ONLY SAW BILLY BOB. I DON'T KNOW WHERE BOBBY BOB IS. WHAT ABOUT THE BOBS' TWINS? APRIL AND MAY? I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM. GOOD. THOSE TWO REALLY FREAK ME OUT. YEAH. HAVE YOU HEARD THEM TALK YET? CAN YOU IMAGINE IF WE LIVED OUT HERE? WE'D HAVE TO SPEND EVERY HOLIDAY WITH THE BOBS AND BOBS' TWINS, AND WORSE YET, GO TO SUMMER CAMP WITH THEM. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I DON'T EVEN KNOW I'M GONNA SURVIVE THE REST OF THIS FAMILY REUNION. THAT MAKES TWO OF US. I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE MY MOM AND YOUR DAD GREW UP OUT HERE. BOY, ARE YOU LUCKY MY DAD CONVINCED YOUR MOM TO MOVE CLOSE TO US. OTHERWISE, YOU REALLY WOULD'VE BEEN HANGING WITH THE BOBS. NOT EVEN FUNNY. LET'S KEEP MOVING BEFORE THEY SPOT US. [ CLATTERING, RUSTLING ] [ GRUMBLING, GROWLING ] [ GRUMBLING, GROWLING CONTINUE ]