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Deadtime Stories

Sitter Scare

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Deadtime Stories

Sitter Scare

TURKEY TETRA-- - [clears throat] - [giggles] IT'S REALLY GOOD. I'M SURE YOU GUYS WILL LOVE IT TOO. IT'S MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE DISH. - MM, I LOOK FORWARD TO INDULGING. - AND I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY IT. I'LL EAT ANYTHING, EXCEPT THAT GLOPPY NOODLE STUFF WITH THE MEAT CHUNKS, 'CAUSE THAT LOOKS RIDICULOUSLY NASTY. UGH! - THAT IS THE TURKEY TETRAZZINI, B.O.B. - OH, AND TETRAZZINI MEANS "LOOKS KINDA BARF-Y?" - [stammers] I-I'LL JUST FISH A SAMPLE OUT OF THE GARBAGE... LATER. - AND I'LL JUST--YEAH. WOW, I MUST REALLY BE DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW 'CAUSE I GOT NOTHIN'. - STOP, IT'S DELICIOUS. - [groans] - STA'ABI, YOU'LL TRY THE TETRAZZINI, RIGHT? -UGH. MUSHY BABY FOOD. FOR WEAK HUMANS, NOT MIGHTY WARRIORS. I HAVE LIVE-PROTEIN DIET. - YOU MEAN "HIGH PROTEIN?" - MM-HMM. - MM-HMM. - OKAY. CHAPTER ONE. "KATIE LAWRENCE THOUGHT THE TORTURE WOULD NEVER END. "SHE STRUGGLED TO KEEP THE SCREAM IN HER THROAT, "BECAUSE SHE KNEW THAT IF SHE DID SCREAM, THINGS WOULD ONLY GET WORSE." - ISN'T THIS FUN, KIDS? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT SIGHTSEEING IN OUR NEW LITTLE TOWN COULD BE SO EXCITING? - I CAN'T BELIEVE WE JUST SPENT 20 MINUTES LOOKING AT A ROCK. - WHAT ROCK? - THE ON THAT SAID, "GEORGE WASHINGTON CROSSED HERE." WHAT WAS SO EXCITING ABOUT THAT? - THAT WAS VERY EXCITING, KATIE. IF WASHINGTON HADN'T PASSED THROUGH APPLETON ON HIS WAY TO BATTLE-- - I KNOW, DAD. I KNOW. HE WOULD HAVE BEEN LATE OR SOMETHING. - SO WHAT EXCITING THING ARE WE GONNA LOOK AT NEXT? - THE NEXT STOP IS THE OLD APPLETON ORCHARD. DO YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT THE GUIDEBOOK HAS TO SAY ABOUT IT? both: NO. - WELL, ACCORDING TO THE GUIDEBOOK, THE ORCHARD WAS RUN BY A WITCH WHO POISONED ALL THE APPLES AND TURNED ALL THE CHILDREN OF APPLETON INTO ZOMBIES. - OOH! [ DOOR CREAKS ] [ CHILDREN GIGGLING ] [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ] [ DOOR CREAKS ] BOO! OH! [ CHUCKLES ] YOU SCARED ME. BOO! [ SIGHS ] I GOT YOU THIS TIME.