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Fanboy & Chum Chum

Present Not Accounted For: Chunky's Choice

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Fanboy & Chum Chum

Present Not Accounted For: Chunky's Choice

[gasps] AH! - [gasping] - MR. MUFFLIN, I FOUND THE BOOK. MR. MUFFLIN? - AH, FANBOY, IS SCHOOL ALWAYS THIS EMPTY DURING THE DAY? [dramatic music] - [gasps] EVERYBODY'S GONE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? - ♪ NO TEACHERS ♪ - ♪ NO HOMEWORK ♪ - ♪ NO CLOTHING ♪ - ♪ TOO FAR ♪ both: YAY! ♪ WE CAN CHEW BUBBLEGUM ALL DAY ♪ ♪ WE CAN DO NO-GOOD KIND OF PLAY ♪ ♪ RUN IN THE HALLS AND TALK, TALK, TALK ♪ ♪ PAT OUR FACES WITH CHALK, CHALK, CHALK ♪ ♪ YIPPY-OH, YIPPY-OH, YIPPY-I-I-AY ♪ ♪ WE'RE ALONE IN SCHOOL, HURRAY ♪ - ♪ LOOKY HERE, I PASS NOTES TO YOU ♪ - ♪ AND I MAKE A HAT WITH PASTE AND GLUE ♪ both: ♪ RIDE OUR BIKES ALL THROUGH THE SCHOOL ♪ ♪ NO ONE TO SAY, "HEY, THAT'S NOT COOL ♪ ♪ YIPPY-OH, YIPPY-OH, YIPPY-I-I-AY ♪ ♪ WE'RE ALONE IN SCHOOL, HURRAY ♪ - ♪ WE'RE ALL ALONE, THERE'S NO ONE IN SIGHT ♪ - ♪ IT'S NIGHT, SOMEONE'S TURNED OFF THE LIGHT ♪ - I THINK I MIGHT BE... FILLED WITH FRIGHT? AND THE DOOR IS LOCKED AND BOLTED TIGHT! both: WE'RE LOCKED IN SCHOOL! TO HURDLE THROUGH TIME. IT ONLY PRODUCES TIME PARADOXES AND BUTTERFLY EFFECTS AND THINGS OF THAT NATURE. - LESS TALK, MORE HURDLING. ♪ IT'S NOT CLEAN TO PERFECTION ♪ ♪ UNLESS YOU SEE YOUR REFLECTION ♪ MY FIRST DAY AT WORK, AND I'VE ALREADY MADE A SONG. [zapping] - AH! - OOH, A CUSTOMER. - I DON'T HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN. - HUH? - I'M YOU. YOU, ME. ME, YOU. FROM THE FUTURE. IN ONE MINUTE, TWO VERY ANNOYING BOYS ARE GOING TO ENTER THIS STORE. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GIVE THEM A FROSTY FREEZY FREEZE. - OH, BUT I CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE-- - DO IT AND YOU BECOME ASSISTANT MANAGER. - [gasps] I'M MAKE SURE NO ONE GETS A FROSTY FREEZY FREEZE. - UH-OH. - WOWEE. WHAT IS THIS PLACE? - NOW, NOW, YOUNG CHUM CHUM. WE'RE ONLY HERE TO ASK DIRECTIONS TO THE LIBRARY SO WE CAN DISCOVER THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF READING. - [grunting] both: EXCUSE ME. - AH! - NO! both: COULD YOU DIRECT US TO THE LIBRARY? [thunderous burp] MORE. MORE. MORE. MORE. MORE. MORE. MORE. MORE. MORE. AND BETTER MEN THAN YOU HAVE TRIED TO PULL IT AND FAILED. FORGED FROM THE ANCIENT MAGIC WHEN THE WORLD WAS YOUNG, FOR CENTURIES IT HAS STOOD, AWAITING THE ARRIVAL OF ONE SO PURE OF HEART-- HUH? UH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? EH, PUT IT BACK! EH, PUT IT BACK! OH, THAT'S BETTER. NO, PUT IT BACK. AH. NO! AH. NO! - OOH, MUSICAL CHAIRS. YOU LOSE. - [groans] HUH? WHA... THE CUSTODIAL COUNCIL. - WHO HAST PULLED THE SCEPTER FROM ITS THRONE? - THE BOY. HE HAS PULLED THE SACRED PLUNGER. - ZEE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED. - YOUR HIGHNESS, WE ARE AT YOUR SERVICE. - STOP, PLEASE. YOUR LORDSHIPS, THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE. - THERE IS NO MISTAKE. IT IS WRITTEN IN THE SACRED SCROLL. HE WHO PULLS THE PLUNGER OF POWER SHALL HENCEFORTH REIGN AS KING OF ALL CUSTODIANS. - HUH? HMM. OH, HELLO, BOOG. YOU'RE BACK A BIT EARLY FROM YOUR BREAK. - CAN'T TALK. I WANT TO PLAY CHIMP CHOMP WHILE I STILL GOT THAT NEW WRISTBAND SMELL. - HEY, BOOG! LOOK AT ME! NOW LOOK OVER HERE. WHAT'S UP? NOW BACK TO ME. NOW OVER HERE. - HI. - NOW BACK TO ME. IS THIS YOUR CARD? I'M JUGGLING FISH. LOOK DOWN. NOW BACK TO ME. YOU'RE ON THE MOON. YES, NO NEED TO LOOK ANYWHERE ELSE BUT RIGHT AT ME. I'M ON A GOAT. - [braying] - HEY, SOMETHING'S DIFFERENT WITH CHIMP CHOMP. - [yelps] NO, EVERYTHING'S THE SAME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, BOOG. THERE'S LITTLE CHIMP CHOMP, GOING, "BEEP, BEEP, BOOP." - BEEP, BOOP, BEEP. - YOU MEAN "BOOP, BOOP, BEEP." - BEEP, BEEP, BEEP? BOOP, BOOP, BEEP. - OKAY, I'M CONVINCED. COME ON, BABY. I'M TAKING YOU BACK TO MY PLACE. - WHAT? I'M BRINGING HER HOME FOR SOME R&R: RESET AND REBOOT. LENNY, I'M TAKING CHIMP CHOMP HOME FOR THE WEEKEND. - TODAY'S TUESDAY. - THE WEEKEND COMES WHEN I SAY IT COMES. - FANBOY! - CHUM CHUM! I'LL COME FOR YOU! - PRESENT, PRESENT. I GOT TO FIND A PRESENT. FLOWERS. NOTHING SAYS I CARE LIKE FRESHLY PILFERED FLOWERS. [sniffs] ♪ "B" TO THE "A" TO THE R-T-Y ♪ clank! OW! - WAH-WAH. all: CAKE! - FOR ANYBODY KEEPING SCORE, A BIRTHDAY CAKE IS NOT A PRESENT. all: OH. [crashing] MAN-ARCTICA! - OH, COME ON. - GREETINGS, EARTH LARVAE. I DON'T NORMALLY DO PRIVATE BIRTHDAY PARTIES, BUT I GOT THIS VERY TOUCHING LETTER FROM ONE CRISTOBAL CHUGGY THAT READS, "WAH-WAH, WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH"-- AND THIS PARTS REALLY BREAKS ME UP-- "WAH, WAH." HOW COULD I SAY NO? - THANKS, CHUGGY. WHAT A GREAT GIFT.