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Rattleskunkupine! Itty Bitty Monster

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Rattleskunkupine! Itty Bitty Monster

- HI, MAN-ARCTICA. - AAH! BRRRR-Y ICEMAS, TALKING RACCOON! AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE THIS YEAR? - AHEM, LIGHTS, PLEASE. - HMM? - ALL I WANT IS FOR PEACE TO REIGN ON EARTH. all: AW! - AW, ISN'T THAT SWEET? - SO I WILL NEED A BAZOOKA FOR THE FINAL BATTLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL. OH, AND SOME STEALTH GRENADES! AND THAT'S JUST A STOCKING STUFFER. - WHEW! NOW THAT'S A GIFT! - OKAY, YOU'RE NEXT, PURPLE KID. - HEY, MAN-ARCTICA! WHAT'S A GUY GOTTA DO TO GET SOME FROSTY NOGGY NOG AROUND HERE? [slurping loudly] [loud belch] HEY, IGLOO! BIG SHOUT OUT! [cheers and applause] NOW I'M GONNA MAKE THIS REAL EASY FOR YOU. I WANT A MEGA OCTO ROCKET KRAKEN AND THAT'S FOR FANBOY WITH AN "F." ONE WORD, NO HYPHENS. MM-KAY? FANBOY OUT! [humming] [upbeat music] ♪ ♪ - ♪ CAN YOU HEAR HER LITTLE MOTOR RUN? ♪ - ♪ OOH, OOH ♪ - ♪ SHE BARELY WEIGHS A METRIC TON ♪ - ♪ WITH ALL THE ZEROES IN MY PAST ♪ ♪ COULD SHE BE THE ZERO ONE? ♪ - ♪ DON'T EVEN TRY TO RESIST HER ♪ - ♪ YOU'LL ONLY BLOW A TRANSISTOR ♪ both: ♪ THERE'S SOMETHING BIG TONIGHT ♪ ♪ DOWN IN YOUR GIGABYTES ♪ ♪ IT'S ROBO-MANCE ♪ ♪ ROBO-MANCE ♪ ♪ THE COMPUTER LANGUAGE OF LOVE IS SO BASIC ♪ ♪ THERE'S NO NEED TO REWRITE YOUR CODE ♪ ♪ JUST CONTROL-ALT-DELETE YOUR WORRIES ♪ ♪ AND TAB-SHIFT TO LOVER MODE ♪ - ♪ I THINK I'M GONNA OVERLOAD ♪ both: ♪ LOOK OUT, HE'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE ♪ - ♪ WHAT'S GOING ON INSIDE MY CPU? ♪ ♪ MY SCREEN IS FOGGING, AND I DON'T HAVE A VIEW ♪ ♪ SOMEONE, RUN MY ANTIVIRUS APP ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE IT FEELS LIKE I'VE GOT THE FLU ♪ - ♪ HE'S GOT THE FLU ♪ both: ♪ HE'S QUAKING IN HIS BOOTS WITH FRIGHT ♪ - ♪ THERE'S TERROR IN MY TERABYTES ♪ both: ♪ IT'S AS WE SUSPECTED ♪ ♪ YOU'VE BEEN INFECTED WITH ROBO-MANCE ♪ - ♪ ROBO-MANCE ♪ both: ♪ BEEP, BEEP, BOOP ♪ ♪ BOOP, BOOP, BEEP ♪ ♪ SHE'S YOUR SCREEN SAVER WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP ♪ ♪ 100001 ♪ ♪ ROBO-MANCE IS SO MUCH FUN ♪ ♪ YES, IT CAN ALL COMPUTE IF YOU JUST REBOOT ♪ ♪ WITH ROBO-MANCE ♪ ♪ YOU'LL BE A HAPPY CLAM IF YOU REPROGRAM ♪ ♪ MAYBE ADD SOME RAM ♪ ♪ EVEN START A FAM ♪ ♪ YES, IT'S NO FLIMFLAM ♪ ♪ SMILE FOR THE CAM ♪ ♪ IT'S A ROBO-MANCE ♪ ♪ RED BABOONS ♪ - CHARLIE. - AW, HORSESHOES. AY-HEY-HEY-HEY-HEY. LOOK WHO'S BACK. - THAT WAS A VERY ENJOYABLE FILM, AND WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO THE SEQUEL, BUT NOW WE WANT OUR MYSTERY SHAPE, AND WE WILL NOT BE PUT OFF AGAIN, SIR. [chomps] - WELL, MY APOLOGIES, BOYS. HA-HA-HA. HERE IT IS. WHAT IS THIS? LIFETIME-PASS SHAMROCKS TO MAGIC SHAPES AMUSEMENT PARK WITH UNLIMITED RIDES ON SHAPE MOUNTAIN. [clicking] both: YAY! - WAIT A MINUTE. HE TRICKED US AGAAAAAAIN! - [relaxed sigh] - CHARLIE! HAND OVER THE SHAPES. AND NO MORE SHAMROCKS THIS TIME. - HEY, MAN. NO PROBLEMO. JUST HAND ME MY TOWEL. [gasps] WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? YOU'RE HOLDING A MAGIC TOWEL THAT TAKES YOU TO THE FIRST PLACE THAT CROSSES YOUR MIND. - UHH... - THE MOON. - OOH, ALBUQUERQUE. - HE GOT US AGAIN. OVER. - ROGER THAT. THE PREVIEWS ALONE MIGHT LIQUEFY YOUR BRAINS INTO GOOP THAT DRIPS OUT OF YOUR EARS. - WHY DO YOU THINK WE WANT TO WATCH IT SO BAD? both: FUTURE MOVIES! FUTURE MOVIES! FUTURE MOVIES! FUTURE MOVIES! FUTURE MOVIES! FUTURE MOVIES! FUTURE MOVIES! - AH, OKAY, OKAY. YOU KNOW MY FIREWALL CAN'T RESIST PEER PRESSURE. I'LL DO IT. both: YES! OH, BOY, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GOING TO WATCH... ROBOT PIRATE NINJA PRESIDENT! - OOH, BASED ON A TRUE STORY. - YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT. FUTURE ROBO CRITIC ROGER EBOT GAVE IT TWO SCHNOBS UP. - OH... - FIRE IT UP, DOLLAR-NATOR. [both moaning] LOOK AT THAT DEF. IT'S SO HIGH! - IT'S TOO MANY PIXELS! MY EYES CAN'T TAKE IT! [both quivering] smash! - [grunting] zap! - UH-OH. [electrical zapping] THAT MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN US. zap! NOPE. NOPE. I THINK IT WAS US. - UH, I FORGOT THAT HUMANS CAN ONLY WATCH IN 3-D. - BEHOLD, TWO BULLIES IN THE WILD. NOTICE THE RAISED HACKLES AND AGGRESSIVE POSTURE WHEN A NEW ALPHA MALE ENTERS THE WATERING HOLE. - [growling] - THE FEMALE IS SHOWING INTEREST. - YES, CHUM CHUM, SHE'LL CHOOSE A SUITOR AFTER THE BATTLE IS OVER. ISN'T NATURE BEAUTIFUL? - [grunting] - [growling] - I'M GONNA BOP YOU! OH. OH. THAT'S MY ARM AND EVERYTHING. [screams] - AY, BOPPEE. - [grunting] - SEE? I TOLD YOU IT WAS JUST A COMA. - WHAT AM I DOING ON THE FLOOR? I'M SUPPOSED TO BE BOPPING THAT GUY. I'M GONNA BOP YOU SO BAD! - AY, BOPPEE. - PLASTIC KNIFE. - PLASTIC KNIFE. - BENDY STRAW. - BENDY STRAW. - SUCTION. - SUCTION. HOLD ON. I HAVE TO SUCK. [slurping] - CHAINSAW. - CHAINSAW. [saw buzzing] [grunting and splatting] THERE, IT'S PERFECT-A! CHUM CHUM, BEHOLD THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FROSTY FREEZY FREEZE EVER. A PALACE WORTHY OF THE FROSTY KING HIMSELF. - I THINK IT'S THE BEST WORK OF YOUR PINK AND BLUE PERIOD. - WHY, THANK YOU. NOW, QUICK, LET'S GET IT HOME BEFORE IT MELTS. - [laughing] HAVE A NICE TRIP, DWEEB. - NEE-OW-OOO! [electrical zapping] [grunting] [screams] [screams] - [laughs] HEY, LENNY, CLEAN-UP ON AISLE ONE. AND TWO. AND THREE. [laughs] I'D HELP, BUT ALL CHUMPS CONSIDERED IS ABOUT TO START ON TELEVISION CHIMP CHOMP RADIO. - TAKE A DEEP BREATH, FANBOY. COUNT TO TEN. - NO! I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH HIM. ALL THE BOPS AND THE INSULTS AND THE HORRIBLE CUSTOMER SERVICE. I AM GONNA GET HIM. THIS TIME HE'S FINALLY GONNA PAY. - ARE YOU CRAZY. HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY GET BACK AT BOOG? - I DON'T KNOW. BUT I PROMISE YOU, HE WILL SUFFER AT MY HAND! AH! UH, CAN YOU HELP ME? I THINK I HAVE AN OUCHY. [music plays "shun-nuh-nuh-nuh"] [electrical zapping] - OW! YOU SHOCKED ME. - HUH? I MUST BE STATICKY FROM THAT RUG. WAIT A MINUTE. THIS GIVES ME AN IDEA. A PLAN SO CUNNING, SO DIABOLICAL, THAT BOOGREGARD SLEAZETTI WILL DROP TO HIS KNEES AND CRUMBLE BEFORE ME! - LET ME GUESS. YOU'RE GONNA BUILD UP AN ENORMOUS STATIC CHARGE IN YOUR BODY AND SHOCK BOOG SILLY? - AHA! I GOT YOU, MONSTER. OH, IT'S JUST YOU GUYS. - WHOA, ARE YOU TRYING TO CAPTURE THAT THING THAT DESTROYED THE TOWN? - THAT, I AM. - WHAT KIND OF MONSTER IS THIS? HAVE YOU SEEN IT? - OH, YES, I'VE SEEN IT, AND IT WILL HAUNT ME UNTIL THE END OF MY DAYS. IT'S A HIDEOUS THING ARMED WITH THE RAZOR-SHARP QUILLS OF A PORCUPINE. - OOH, SOUNDS HORRIBLE. SHH. SHH. OW! - AND IT BITES WITH THE VENOMOUS FANGS OF A RATTLESNAKE. - UGH! SIMPLY AWFUL. chomp! UH-UH-UH, NOT NOW. DADDY'S LISTENING. - AND IT BEFOULED THE AIR WITH THE SUPER-STINKY STENCH OF A SERIOUSLY SMELLY SKUNK. - OH, DISGUSTING! - [sniffs] - I THINK SCOOTER NEEDS CHANGING. SO WHAT'S THIS MONSTER CALLED, ANYWAY? - THE WAMPANOCO PEOPLES OF THE POCONOS HAVE A NAME FOR IT. [clears throat] [yelling] BUT THAT DOESN'T EVEN CAPTURE THE TRUE TERROR OF THE BEAST. AND IT HURTS THE THROAT.