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Haunted Hathaways

Object Possession

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Haunted Hathaways

Object Possession

- YAY. I KNEW HE WAS GONNA ASK YOU ON A DATE. OH, SWEETIE. THERE'LL BE OTHER BOYS. CRY IT OUT. - DID THE PILLOW AND THE COUCH BREAK UP? I THOUGHT THOSE TWO WERE GONNA MAKE IT. - TAYLOR'S HOPING A NEW BOY AT SCHOOL IS GOING TO ASK HER OUT, AND I WANNA MAKE SURE I'M READY WITH THE PERFECT RESPONSE. - TEEN GIRL DRAMA. [chuckles] FUN... I'LL BE OVER HERE WATCHING THE PLAYOFFS. [snaps fingers, TV turns on] - HEY. - YAY! AWW. YAY--AWW. - AND THAT'S AFTER PRACTICING. - SO I'M IN THE LUNCH ROOM, AND WARREN SITS AT THE VERY NEXT TABLE. - OOH, THAT'S A GOOD SIGN. - SO I START TALKING LOUDLY WITH MY FRIENDS ABOUT THE NEW MOVIE THAT I WANNA SEE. - DROPPING THE MOVIE HINT. LOVE IT. - BUT THEN AFTER A FEW MINUTES, HE JUST LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING-- NOTHING. - YES! IN YOUR FACE! [laughs] WHOO! UH, MY TEAM JUST SCORED. I'M GONNA GO WATCH THIS AT MY FRIEND'S HOUSE. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR THE SOOTHING STYLINGS OF MR. RAY PRESTON. [smooth jazz music] OH. [laughs] THANK YOU, FOLKS. THANK YOU. [record scratches] - YOU CAN'T BRING THAT WEAK STUFF INTO MY HOUSE! - OH, I'M BRINGING IT. HE FAKES RIGHT, HE FAKES LEFT, HE THROWS! - [grunts] - HE SCORES! AND THE CROWD GOES WILD! - AW, MAN, THAT'S A PENALTY. UNNECESSARY DORKINESS. [gasps] BURPING CONTEST. [belches] - [belches loudly] [exhales] I WIN. - GUYS, ENOUGH. NOW FIRST OF ALL, YOU'VE GOT TO STOP WITH ALL THE CONSTANT COMPETING. IT'S GOTTEN OUT OF CONTROL. AND SECONDLY... [sustained belch] [clears throat] I WIN. NEVER MESS WITH THE MASTER. - OKAY, SON, TODAY YOU'RE GONNA LEARN HOW TO POSSESS AN OBJECT. IT'S A LOT TRICKIER THAN POSSESSING PEOPLE. - I'M SO READY FOR THIS, POPS! - YOU CAN DO IT, LOUIE. WHOO! - DOES SHE REALLY HAVE TO BE HERE? - COME ON, LOUIE. SHE DID MAKE T-SHIRTS. - MAN, I'M HANDSOME! FINE, SHE CAN STAY. SO WHAT OBJECT AM I GONNA BE POSSESSING? A GARGOYLE? A SKULL? - NO. A CANTALOUPE. NOW, JUST DO LIKE YOUR GHOST TEXTBOOK SAYS. BREATHE, CONCENTRATE, AND THINK OUTSIDE IN. - YEAH, YEAH. BREATHE, CONSTIPATE-- BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. HERE I GO. - THIS CAN'T END WELL. - DUCK!