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Hey Arnold!

Hey Arnold!: "Vet's Day"

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Hey Arnold!

Hey Arnold!: "Vet's Day"

I REALIZED IF I LET HIM THINK HE WAS SMARTER THAN ME I COULD MAKE HIM DO ANYTHING I WANTED. OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S TRUE, THE MEAT IS GOOD. WHY DID I THINK I COULD EVER OUTSMART A CAPTAIN? MAJOR! MAJOR, RIGHT. YOU NAZIS ARE SO MUCH SMARTER THAN US. WE CAN'T WIN THE WAR. I'M SUCH A DUMB, STUPID IDIOT. THAT MEAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR GENERAL MONTGOMERY AND NOW YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO EAT IT AND I'M GOING TO BE IN BIG, BIG TROUBLE. YOU WON'T TELL HIM, WILL YOU? ( chuckling ) NO THANKS, I'M NOT HUNGRY. ( chuckling ) WELL, THE NEXT MORNING, THEY WERE ALL SICK AS DOGS. ( all groaning ) THAT'S RIGHT, I CAPTURED THE ENTIRE DIVISION. JUST ME... NO, THIS IS NOT A JOKE. AMERICAN... PLEASE... HELP ME. I HAVE A BAD ACHE IN MEIN TUMMY. HOLD ON A SEC. OH, YOU GOT A TUMMY ACHE? ACH... MAYBE THIS WILL HELP. NOW, LOOK HERE, YOU TELL THE GENERAL TO GET A COUPLE OF DIVISIONS DOWN HERE ON THE DOUBLE! I BUSTED A HOLE IN THE ENEMY LINE SIX MILES WIDE. IF YOU HURRY, YOU CAN WALK STRAIGHT THROUGH TO BERLIN. THAT NIGHT, THE ALLIES ROLLED RIGHT THROUGH THE GAP I CREATED IN THE GERMAN LINES. THEY MARCHED ON TO BERLIN AND WON THE WAR! BECAUSE OF ME, AMERICA ACHIEVED VICTORY AND TOTAL DOMINATION OVER THE GERMANS. ( horn blowing German tune ) ( laughing... )