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Yearbook Photo: Picture Perf

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How to Rock

Yearbook Photo: Picture Perf

I DESIGNED THIS. OBSERVE. AS YOU CAN SEE, THERE ARE THREE COLUMNS: ONE FOR WHO'S SENDIN' IT, ONE FOR WHO'S GETTIN' IT, AND ONE FOR THE MESSAGE. I LIKE TO CALL IT "TRIPLE COLUMN GOODNESS." [imitating electric guitar] A-DOO-LOO-DOO-LOO. - THAT'S COPYRIGHT, SO IF YOU USE IT, YOU WILL BE SUED. - ACCORDING TO MY CHARTS, JOHN BERGER WANTS TO SEND A SINGING TELEGRAM TO ELIZA SIMMONS ASKING HER TO THE DANCE WITH HIM SATURDAY NIGHT. - TRIPLE COLUMN GOODNESS, YO. - ♪ THE KID WHO SITS NEXT TO YOU ♪ ♪ IN BIO AND ALGEBRA 2 [together] ♪ ALGEBRA 2 - ♪ IS ALL ABOUT GOING TO [together] ♪ GOIN' TO THE... ♪ all: ♪ THE DANCE WITH YOU - ♪ SO PLEASE, PLEASE, WON'T YOU SAY YES? ♪ ♪ IT WILL MAKE JOHN SUPER GLAD ♪ BUT IF YOU SAY NO, PLEASE DON'T GO WITH TAD ♪ - YES. - NOW, DO YOU WANT US TO SING HIM YOUR ANSWER? - 'CAUSE THAT'LL RUN YOU FIVE BUCKS. - TEN IF YOU WANT ME TO RAP. WE'RE WORKING HERE. - WHOA, NELSON'S TAKING THIS JOB REALLY SERIOUSLY. - WELL, HE IS THE YEARBOOK PHOTO EDITOR. HE'S IN CHARGE OF EVERY PICTURE THAT GOES IN THE YEARBOOK. - LOOKS LIKE THE PERFS ARE GOING UNDERSTATED FOR THEIR PICTURE THIS YEAR. - COATS, FAB. SKIS, FAB. HAIR, NOT FAB. [gasping] - CAN YOU FIX IT, NELSON? - YOU HAVE TO FIX IT, NELSON. - NOT QUITE SURE, BUT I'LL GIVE IT A GO, LOVE. THAT SHOULD DO IT, THEN. NOW YOU'RE BLOODY PERFECT. - BLOODY PERF. both: PERF POWER. [sighs] YEARBOOK EDITION. - AH, THE PERFS ARE RIDICULOUS. I MEAN, THEIR PICTURE IS TOTALLY OVER THE TOP. - YEAH, UNLIKE LAST YEAR WHEN YOU WERE THEIR QUEEN. ♪ HEY NOW HEY NOW ♪ EVERYBODY WANT TO BE POPULAR