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iParty with Victorious: Patty Schwabb Ate My Sister Carly!

>> HANG ON, SINJIN. >> HERE COMES THE BIG WAVE. >> I'M GONNA DO IT. [Video Game: MALFUNCTION] >> HUH? >> JACUZZZZZZZZZZI! >> SINJIN? >> WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME! >> HAPPY 100-DAY ANNIVERSARY. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? >> ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? [TRUMPET BLAST] >> HI, STEVEN. >> HE THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA GET A KISS FROM A PRETTY GIRL, BUT INSTEAD, I BLEW A TRUMPET IN HIS FACE. HA! PUNK. >> WAIT. WHAT IS THIS? >> THIS IS iCARLY. [MUSIC] >> YEAH, AND THAT IS MY EX-BOYFRIEND, STEVEN. >> EX? >> HE'S ALSO HER EX-BOYFRIEND. >> EX? >> YES, EX, MEANING NOT ANYMORE. >> SEE, STEPHEN USED TO HAVE TWO GIRLFRIENDS-- >> --AT THE SAME TIME. >> ME AND HER. >> STEVEN'S A CHEATER. >> AND A LIAR. >> BUT NOW, STEPHEN'S GOT NO GIRLFRIEND. >> AND MIGHT NEVER GET ONE AGAIN. >> YEAH, BECAUSE NOW ALL Y'ALL WOMEN OUT THERE KNOW THAT STEVEN IS A CHIZZY-WAZZ SKUNK-BAG. >> WAIT, THIS IS LIVE ON iCARLY? >> UH-HUH. BUT DON'T WORRY. >> ONLY, LIKE, A MILLION PEOPLE ARE WATCHING. >> YEAH, SO IT'S NOT LIKE YOUR WHOLE LIFE'S OVER. OH, WAIT. IT KINDA IS. >> YOU KNOW WHAT? >> BYE, STEVEN. >> RANDOM HUMILIATION. ♪ YEAH, I'M HOT ♪ ♪ BUT I AIN'T TAKING THIS BACK ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS ♪ ♪ THAT CHICKS CAN'T RAP ♪ ♪ I'M SO COOL ♪ ♪ I MAKE THERMOMETERS DROP, ♪ ♪ BUT WITH MY LYRICS SO HOT ♪ ♪ I MAKE THERMOMETERS POP ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE, ME, ♪ ♪ I ALWAYS GET THINGS POPPIN', ♪ ♪ AND YOU SHOULD ♪ ♪ STICK TO SHOPPING ♪ ♪ I'VE HAD THEM BETTER ♪ ♪ BUT THEY ALL CAME AND WENT ♪ ♪ FACE IT SAM, ♪ ♪ YOU'RE THE OPENING ACT ♪ ♪ AND I'M THE MAIN EVENT ♪ YOUR TURN, LAVERNE. >> BACK UP, SHIRLEY. >> ALL RIGHT. PUCK, PUCK, PUCKETT UP. [MUSIC] ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ OH, HOW CUTE ♪ ♪ A LITTLE RAPPIN' PUPPET ♪ ♪ PSYCHE. ♪ ♪ YOU'RE MORE LIKE ♪ ♪ A REJECTED MUPPET ♪ ♪ BUT I'M SO FAMOUS ♪ ♪ YOU CAN FIND MY NAME ♪ ♪ IN A BLOG ♪ ♪ BUT NOT YOU, HOMEY ♪ ♪ REX IS A NAME OF A DOG ♪ ♪ MOVE OVER, HIPPIES ♪ ♪ YOU EXPECT MY RESPECT ♪ ♪ WANT ME ♪ ♪ TO THINK YOU THE BOMB ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU GET ♪ ♪ ALL YOUR CLOTHES ♪ ♪ AT TWEENPANTS.COM ♪ ♪ YEAH, YEAH, WELL ♪ ♪ TOO BAD, LITTLE REX, ♪ ♪ ALL I CAN SAY IS, ♪ ♪ "SORRY, CHARLIE," ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE YOUR FREESTYLING ♪ ♪ AIN'T NOTHING ♪ ♪ COMPARED TO iCARLY. ♪ ♪ THEY ALL HEARD YOU RAPPING ♪ ♪ AND THEY WAS LIKE MEHHH ♪ ♪ AND THEN I SHOWED UP ♪ ♪ AND EVERYBODY'S LIKE... ♪ >> YEAH! ♪ SO FACE IT, REX, ♪ ♪ YOU COULDN'T EVEN RAP ♪ ♪ IF I STAPLED HIS LIPS ♪ ♪ AND TOOK HIS HAND ♪ ♪ OUT YOUR BACK ♪ OH. OH, YEAH. YEAH! >> ALL RIGHT. I'M SOMEWHAT OFFENDED, THERE'S ALREADY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN HERE. NOW, KENAN SAID I COULD HAVE A SMALL PARTY, ALL RIGHT? NOW, I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE. I DEFINITELY WANT YOU OUT OF HERE. I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE, AND I WANT--OH. >> C'MON, MAN. LET ME STAY. HAVE A GIRAFFE. >> YOU BOUGHT ME A GIRAFFE? OKAY. WELL, YO, LISTEN, IT'S KIND OF CRAZY IN HERE. >> ANDRE, ANDRE, WHY ARE YOU BUGGIN'? >> 'CAUSE YOU SAID I COULD HAVE A SMALL PARTY. >> WELL, YEAH, BUT NOT THIS SMALL. I MEAN, WHERE IS EVERYBODY? >> BUT THERE'S, LIKE, 200 PEOPLE HERE. >> OKAY, LOOK. A SMALL PARTY MEANS, LIKE, 400 TO 500 PEOPLE, MAN. >> LOOK AT THOSE GIRLS. THOSE HAVE GOTTA BE NORTHRIDGE GIRLS. HEY, HOW YA' DOING? OH, YOU CAN TELL BY JUST HOW THEY-- >> SO YOU'RE NOT MAD. >> NO, I'M NOT MAD. KISS YOUR GIRAFFE, WOULD YOU? MAN, DOESN'T THAT FEEL BETTER? >> FEELS GOOD. >> FEEL BETTER ALREADY, HEY? >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> THE PANDA? YOU LET THE PANDA IN MY HOUSE? >> NO. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET RID OF THE-- YOU KNOW THE PANDA? >> MAN, THAT FREAK PANDA BEAR HAS BEEN SHOWING UP AROUND ME FOR THREE YEARS NOW. MY HOUSE, MY HEALTH CLUB, MY TRIP TO ACAPULCO. IT'S WHY I BOUGHT THIS NEW HOUSE. HEY, WHO GAVE THE PANDA MY NEW ADDRESS? NO, I DON'T KNOW. NOBODY KNOWS NOTHING. OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT SOMEBODY TO CATCH THAT PANDA AND WRESTLE HIM TO THE GROUND AND CALL THE POLICE OR ANIMAL CONTROL OR SOMETHING. OUCH. HE DID IT AGAIN. OH, I'M GONNA SLAM THAT PANDA. >> YOU GUYS READY? >> READY. >> LET'S SEE THEM. >> FREDDIE. >> WHO'S FREDDIE? MY NAME IS CHESS MASTERSON. >> OH MY GOD. >> UH-HUH. >> MAN. >> YEAH. SO IF YOU GUYS DIDN'T KNOW I WAS ME, WOULD YOU RECOGNIZE ME? >> NO WAY. SHE MADE YOU REALLY GOOD-LOOKING. >> SAM. >> DON'T CALL ME SAM. TONIGHT, I'M REGINA GOODBODY. >> UNREAL. >> CARLY. >> I WAS ONCE CARLY. BUT NOW, I'M THE HIDEOUS PATTY SCHWAB. >> OH, NO. PATTY SCHWAB ATE MY SISTER. I DID APOLOGIZE FOR BACKING OVER YOU