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Kids' Choice Awards

The MARVELous Robert Downey Jr.

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Kids' Choice Awards

The MARVELous Robert Downey Jr.

>> WHAT'S UP, YA'LL? WHAT'S GOING ON? [CHEERS & APPLAUSE] >> DON'T TOUCH THE SLIME. HOLD IT FOR ME. THESE ARE MY KIDS. WE'RE HAPPY RIGHT NOW. FIRST AND FOREMOST, I GOT TO THANK EVERYBODY THAT VOTED FOR ME. IF YOU VOTED FOR ME, THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU. I'M NOTHING WITHOUT MY FANS. I LOVE MY FANS. WHAT ELSE? WE WANT TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE? YA'LL WANT TO SAY ANYTHING? NO. DO THIS. ALL RIGHT. [CHEERS & APPLAUSE] >> OH! WHAT A LANDING. WANT YOU GUYS TO KNOW THAT I'VE COME FROM THE FUTURE TO TELL YOU ALL TONIGHT'S WINNERS. >> AND I'VE COME FROM FURTHER IN THE FUTURE TO STOP WILL FROM GIVING AWAY THE WINNERS BEFORE THEY'RE ANNOUNCED. >> I GOT MY JETPACK. HOW DID YOU GET HERE? >> I WALKED. >> VERY WELL-PLAYED. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD WALK FROM THE FUTURE. I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT. BUT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME. FAREWELL, 2014! [LAUGHTER] ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? CAN I GET A RIDE BACK? MY JETPACK ISN'T WORKING. >> THAT'S FINE. >> THANK YOU. >> IT'S TIME TO ANNOUNCE THE NOMINEES -- >> WAIT, WAIT. ONE MORE THING. CAN WE STOP AND PICK UP SOME SNACKS? TIME TRAVEL MAKES ME HUNGRY. >> OKAY. SURE. THAT'S FINE. >> THE NOMINEES ARE -- >> AND MY JETPACK REPLACED ON THE WAY? GO AHEAD. SORRY. THAT TIME TRAVEL -- PLEASE CONTINUE. >> THANK YOU. >> GOT TO GET THIS JETPACK BOTH! WELCOME TO THE 2014 KIDS CHOICE AWARDS! [CHEERS & APPLAUSE] HEY, GUYS, COME ON. WE HAVE TO GIVE IT UP FOR TODRICK HALL FOR THAT AMAZING OPENING! HE MAKES ME WANT TO RAP AND DANCE A LITTLE BIT AGAIN. BUT NOT IN FRONT OF CHRIS ROCK. I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE. WE HAVE A RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. THIS YEAR WE'RE GOING DO DO SOMETHING UNLIKE ANYTHING WE'VE EVER DONE BEFORE. BELIEVE ME, WE HAVE SOME THINGS PLANNED THAT WILL ABSOLUTELY BLOW YOUR SLIME-LOVING MINDS. THAT'S RIGHT. FANTASTIC MUSIC! AND UNBELIEVABLE STUNTS. ALL YOUR FAVORITE STARS AND OF COURSE, THAT GREEN GOOEY GOODNESS WE LIKE TO CALL SLIME. [APPLAUSE] THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'RE ALL GETTING IT. TONS OF SLIME HERE, THERE, EVERYWHERE. AS A MATTER OF FACT, EVERYBODY IS GETTING SLIMED BUT ME. LOOK, I KNOW IT'S AN HONOR TO BE SLIMED. EVERY YEAR IN THE KIDS CHOICE HOST GETS AN ULTIMATE SLIME. NOT THIS YEAR, NOT THIS HOST. IT'S NOT HAPPENING. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. IF I'M TOO FAST, TOO SMART. THE FACT IS I'M JUST UNSLIMABLE. SO I'M TELLING YOU, I'M UNSLIMABLE. YOU'RE GETTING SLIMED, NO SLIME OVER HERE. YOU GUYS DON'T MIND GETTING SLIMED, RIGHT? GIVE IT UP. GIVE IT UP RIGHT HERE. [APPLAUSE] SEE? SEE THAT? IT'S NOT HAPPENING. YOU GUYS READY TO GET SLIMED? I'M NOT GETTING SLIMED. WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? THE MOSH PIT WITH CARLOS PENAVEGA AND ZENDAYA. >> ALL RIGHT. THANKS, MARK. WE'RE DOWN IN THE KIDS CHOICE AWARDS MOSH PIT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ACTION. >> THAT'S RIGHT! ALL NIGHT YOU'LL BE GETTING UPDATES FROM HERE, WHAT'S GOING DOWN AND WHAT'S COMING UP. >> LIKE MAYBE MARK WAHLBERG GETTING SLIMED. >> IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. HE SAID HE'S UNSLIMABLE. >> YOU'LL HAVE TO STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT. >> EVERY YEAR SOME LUCKY KID GET THE HONOR OF HANDING OUT THE BLIMP TROPHY TO THE WINNERS. THIS YEAR THEY'RE COMING FROM THE MOSH PIT. >> LET'S GO. WHO WANT TO BE A TROPHY KID? COME ON, COME ON! LET ME SEE. I PICK YOU. >> AND I PICK YOU. A LITTLE SNUGGY. >> I'M UNSLIMABLE. FAVORITE FEMALE SINGER. >> FAVORITE FEMALE SINGER. ♪ AND YOU'RE GOING TO HEAR ME ROAR ♪ ♪ APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE ♪ ♪ I LOVE FOR THE APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE ♪ ♪♪ DROP ON THESE ONE OF A KIND MICHAEL JORDAN'S. OKAY. EVERYBODY STAY CALM. I MEAN, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING. BUT I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. OPTIMUS PRIME? HEY, EVERYBODY. IT'S MY CO STAR FROM TRANSFORMERS 4, OPTIMUS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN? >> I COME HERE TO WARN YOU. THERE ARE FORCES PREPARING TO SLIME YOU AS WE SPEAK. TAKE COVER, MARK. HURRY! >> Mark: TAKE COVER? I'M UNSLIMABLE. WHOA! WHAT DID YOU SAY? >> I SAID WE'LL SHOW YOU WHY. WE'RE GOING TO SLIME YOU. >> Mark: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. THIS IS NICOLA PELTZ AND JACK REYNOR. WHAT IS THAT THING? THEY WOULD NEVER SLIME ME. THEY'RE WITH ME. THEY'RE MY FRIENDS. THIS IS COOL. >> JACK AND I WANTED TO COME HERE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. >> WHAT IS THAT, NICOLA? >> WE'RE HERE TO PROVE TO THESE PEOPLE THAT MARK WAHLBERG CAN IN FACT BE SLIMED. >> Mark: GET IN LINE, GUYS. >> CAN'T GET AWAY, MARK. >> NOTHING YOU CAN DO, MARK. >> Mark: GUYS, IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. OPTIMUS. >> DON'T WORRY, MARK. I'VE GOT THIS ONE. >> Mark: GREAT JOB, BUDDY. THANK YOU. JACK, YOU'RE A TRAITOR. >> NO PROBLEM. ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE TO ANNOUNCE THE WINNER, THE GREATEST ACTION SPORTS ATHLETE BAR NONE OF ALL TIME, GIVE IT UP FOR SHAUN WHITE! [CHEERS & APPLAUSE] >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. SHAUN, SHAUN WHITE, COME ON, GOOD NIGHT. GIVE IT UP. ALL RIGHT, SHAUN. >> WHAT'S UP. >> YOU HAVE TO TELL US ABOUT THIS YEAR'S SLIME STUNT. WHAT ONE DID THE KIDS CHOOSE? >> MARK, I'M SO PSYCHED. THE KIDS CHOSE THE SLIME RODEO. >> YEAH! >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. FOR THE FIRST TIME TONIGHT IN HISTORY, INSTEAD OF RIDING HORSES, WE'RE GOING TO BE RIDING HOSES. SLIME HOSES. IT'S GOING TO BE INSANE, MESSY AND PROBABLY A LITTLE DANGEROUS. >> SOUNDS AWESOME. WHOA! WHAT DID YOU SAY? >> I SAID WE'LL SHOW YOU WHY. WE'RE GOING TO SLIME YOU. >> Mark: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. THIS IS NICOLA PELTZ AND JACK REYNOR. WHAT IS THAT THING? THEY WOULD NEVER SLIME ME. THEY'RE WITH ME. THEY'RE MY FRIENDS. THIS IS COOL. >> JACK AND I WANTED TO COME HERE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. >> WHAT IS THAT, NICOLA? >> WE'RE HERE TO PROVE TO THESE PEOPLE THAT MARK WAHLBERG CAN IN FACT BE SLIMED. >> Mark: GET IN LINE, GUYS. >> CAN'T GET AWAY, MARK. >> NOTHING YOU CAN DO, MARK. >> Mark: GUYS, IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. OPTIMUS. >> DON'T WORRY, MARK. >> WE'RE SO EXCITED TO PRESENT THE AWARD FOR FAVORITE MOVIE ACTOR BECAUSE WE LOVE MOVIES. >> THAT'S RIGHT, KRISTEN. I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU, YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN? >> ABSOLUTELY. AFTERWARDS MAYBE I CAN BORROW SOME OF THOSE CAPTAIN AMERICA TIGHTS THAT YOU WORE. >> OKAY. THEY'RE NOT TIGHTS. I WEAR HIGH PERFORMANCE CUSTOM-FITTED BODY ARMOR. ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ORANGE CARPET. >> WHAT IS UP, WE ARE STANDING HERE WITH THE STARS, WHAT IS UP? YOU LOOK AMAZING. >> READY. >> BENJAMIN, TONIGHT YOU ARE UP FOR FAVORITE TV ACTOR, WHAT WENT THROUGH YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU FOUND OUT ABOUT YOUR NOMINATION? >> I WAS EXCITED, I WANT TO THANK EVERYBODY WHO MADE IT HAPPEN. AND WHEN I HEARD ABOUT IT, FIRST THING I DID WAS THANK GOD, AND I WAS FULL OF ENERGY. >> THAT'S OFF THE HOOK, WHO IS ROOTING FOR L'IL PEANUT, Y'ALL. >> AND SINCE YOU GUYS ARE HERE AND STANDING NEXT TO THE VENUS FLY TRAP, IT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING, REVEAL THE POLL. >> WE ASKED YOU WHOSE HAND TO PUT IN THE VENUS FLY TRAP. YOU VOTED AND THE RESULTS ARE IN AND YOU PICKED BENJAMIN AND AMBER. >> ALL RIGHT, AMBER AND BENJAMIN. IT'S TIME TO FIND OUT WHAT IS INSIDE. LET'S COUNT THEM DOWN. THREE TWO ONE, GO! LOOKS LIKE IT'S A VENUS SLIME TRAP. WOW! YOU ARE THE FIRST PEOPLE TO GET SLIMED AT 2014 KIDS' CHOICE AWARDS. SO HOW DO YOU FEEL, GUYS? >> HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SLIMED? >> AMAZING. >> AWESOME. >> WE NEED A SLIME -- >> THANK YOU. THAT'S MY CO-STAR FROM IRON MAN 3, TY SIMKINS. THIS IS THE GREATEST HONOR BESTOWED ON ME. I WASN'T ALWAYS A GREAT BUTT KICKER. LIFE HAS KICKED MY BUTT FOR MANY YEARS. UNTIL ONE DAY I DECIDED TO KICKBACK. NOW LOOK AT ME. I WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS FINAL AWARD TO TWO KIDS THAT HAVE BEEN A BIG INSPIRATION TO ME. MR. ALVAREZ. HE'S 6. HE GOES BY THE NAME OF IRON HEART. AND LILLY STONE. I'D STICK AROUND AROUND PARTY BUT I HAVE TO GO SHOT AVENGERS 2, THE AGE OF ULTRON. AND ALL THE KIDS AROUND THIS WONDERFUL BLUE PLANET, THANKS FOR THIS AWESOME STATUE.