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Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness

"The Most Dangerous Po: A Warrior's Journey"

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Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness

"The Most Dangerous Po: A Warrior's Journey"

I AM MENG TAO, THE EMPEROR'S PERSONAL EMISSARY. - WE ARE HONORED, YOUR EMINENCE. HOW MAY WE SERVE YOU? - I HAVE A ROYAL STUDENT FOR YOU, THE EMPEROR'S OWN GRANDSON. - YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. OUR COUNSELORS ARE THE FINEST KUNG FU MASTERS IN CHINA. MAY I PRESENT MASTER TIGRESS. - THEME SONG! - SHE WILL PERSONALLY-- - ♪ EVERY KUNG FU FIGHTER NEEDS A THEME SONG ♪ ♪ CAN'T BATTLE FOES WITHOUT A THEME SONG ♪ ♪ SO I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU GET A THEME SONG ♪ ♪ YADDA NANNA DADDA DADDA THEME SONG ♪ OH, SORRY, MASTER SHIFU. JUST MOVING ON TO THE ADVANCED STUFF. THEY'VE ALREADY MASTERED CATCHPHRASES. - SHAKA-BOOEY! - KA BLAMO! - HEY THERE! - [chuckles] THEY MAKE ME SO PROUD. - [sighs] I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR THE DRAGON WARRIOR, YOUR EMINENCE. HE'S NEW TO CAMP COUNSELING. - THEN I SHOULD WARN YOU, MY ROYAL CHARGE HAS PROVEN...DIFFICULT. - NO PROBLEM. KIDS LOVE ME. BRING THE LITTLE FELLOW ON. I LOVE TO SEE THE HERO WORSHIP IN THEIR TINY LITTLE EYES. - MAY I PRESENT HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS, THE IMPERIAL GRANDSON, LU KANG. - [excited gasp] - [grunts and struggles] HI, EVERYONE, I'M LU. IT'S DELIGHTFUL TO MEET YOU, I MUST SAY. - OH, NO, YOU DON'T. - BUT-- - YOU HAVEN'T TOUCHED THOSE NOODLES. - [groans] I'M NOT HUNGRY. - IF YOU DON'T FINISH YOUR NOODLES, THE QILIN IS GOING TO EAT YOU UP. - THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS THE QILIN. [shattering sound] - WHO SAID THAT? WHO--WHO--WHO-- WHO SAID THERE'S NO QILIN? WHO? WELL, I'M SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU, MY LITTLE FRIEND, BUT THE QILIN IS QUITE REAL, AND I ASSURE YOU, I'VE SEEN IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES. IT WAS HORRIBLE. I WAS YOUR AGE. AGAINST MY PARENTS' WISHES, I HAD GONE FROLICKING DEEP INTO THE XIN XAO FOREST. ♪ FROLIC, FROLIC, FROLIC I WAS SO BUSY FROLICKING, I DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS LOST. LOST. I HEARD A HORRIBLE BREATHING SOUND. - [growling] - AND WHEN I TURNED AROUND, THERE IT WAS... THE QILIN! I RAN AS FAST AS I COULD. I EVEN TRIED FLYING. BUT I HADN'T LEARNED THAT YET, SO THAT WAS POINTLESS. THE QILIN CAME AFTER ME. - [growls] AAH! LUCKILY, I FELL INTO A STREAM AND FLOATED TO SAFETY BY DISGUISING MYSELF AS A LOG. - [gobbles] - OH, THANK YOU, MR. PING. - YOU'RE WELCOME. AND DON'T WORRY, SONNY. THE QILIN WON'T EAT YOU. IT JUST CHEWS YOUR HEAD OFF. - AAH! TRUDGED THROUGH MUD, SCALED HILLS, FORGED MIGHTY TORRENTS. BRAVELY, I MARCHED ON WITH MIGHTY STEPS. THEN I GOT A CHARLEY HORSE. OW! SO I HIRED A RICKSHAW, ATE COOKIES, AND FELL ASLEEP. [snores] IN THE END, I REACHED MY GOAL. THE FORTRESS OF GENERAL TSIN. MY DESTINY AWAITED. OMINOUSLY, MENACINGLY, FEARFULFULLY. [grunts] - UH, CAN I GO NOW? - OH, RIGHT. [chuckles] SORRY. OKAY, PO. TIME TO SHOW THIS GUY HOW TOUGH AND FEARLESS YOU ARE. - WHAT? - GAH! [screams] [all growl] [whimpers] IF THIS IS A BAD TIME,