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Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness

"Crane on a Wire: Monkey Auctions"

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Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness

"Crane on a Wire: Monkey Auctions"

- YEAH! [all grumbling] [squeaking] - IT'S SO...SOLID. - YOU BET YOUR UNFLATTERING MOUSTACHE IT IS. BE CAREFUL WITH IT. IT'S ONE-OF-A-KIND. - MASTER SHIFU, WE'RE ALL PACKED AND LOADED. - EXCELLENT! I'VE GOT MY DISGUISE, AND WE'RE READY TO GO. - DIBS ON THE BACKSEAT! - I'M ALREADY IN THE BACKSEAT. - BUT YOU DIDN'T CALL DIBS. - I'M SITTING HERE. THAT'S AUTOMATIC DIBS. - THERE'S NO AUTOMATIC DIBS! - ARE TOO! - ARE NOT! - ARE TOO! - ARE NOT! - ARE TOO! - ARE NOOOOT! - DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK THERE! both: OKAY. [squeaking] - WAIT, HOW ARE WE GONNA GET DOWN THE-- [all screaming] all: OW! OH! OW! [all shouting] - LOOK OUT, DAD! - OH! - A-A-ARE YOU CRAZY? YOU CAN'T DRIVE THIS THING DOWN THE STAIRS! - NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, MR. PING. EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL. - OOH! [all shouting] [shouting stops] [shouting resumes] - HELLO! AND WELCOME TO THE JADE PALACE MASTER OF KUNG FU CHARITY AUCTION! [crowd cheers] BROUGHT TO YOU BY PING'S NOODLE SHOP. THIS WEEK ONLY, ALL NOODLE SOUP PROFITS GO DIRECTLY TO THE NEW CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL. all: YAY! - BUT NOT DESSERT PROFITS. all: AWW. - BUT LET'S NOT GO CUCKOO CRAZY HERE. HMM...OKAY, DESSERT PROFITS TOO. all: YAY! - OKAY, OKAY. LET'S GET RIGHT TO THE BIDDING. FIRST UP, MASTER TIGRESS! [cheers and applause] - WATCH AND LEARN, CHARITABLE CHUMP. - ACTUALLY, IT'S-- - HIYAA! HIYA! [crowd oohs] [grunting] [cheers and applause] - EH, I'VE SEEN BETTER. - 20 YUAN! - 25! - 30! - UH, 30? GOING ONCE, TWICE-- - 40! [crowd oohs] - SOLD! YOU WIN A DAY WITH TIGRESS! [cheers and applause] [children laughing] - 40 YUAN? [scoffs] I CAN BEAT THAT. HUH! [crowd gasping] [grunting] - 35! - 40! - 50! [gavel bangs] - DONE! 50 YUAN WINS A DAY WITH MONKEY... - TOLD YOU! - FOR MRS. YOON! - [deranged laughter]