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Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness

Kung Fu Panda: "Eternal Training"

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Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness

Kung Fu Panda: "Eternal Training"

- OH, NO, YOU DON'T. - BUT-- - YOU HAVEN'T TOUCHED THOSE NOODLES. - [groans] I'M NOT HUNGRY. - IF YOU DON'T FINISH YOUR NOODLES, THE QILIN IS GOING TO EAT YOU UP. - THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS THE QILIN. [shattering sound] - WHO SAID THAT? WHO--WHO--WHO-- WHO SAID THERE'S NO QILIN? WHO? WELL, I'M SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU, MY LITTLE FRIEND, BUT THE QILIN IS QUITE REAL, AND I ASSURE YOU, I'VE SEEN IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES. IT WAS HORRIBLE. I WAS YOUR AGE. AGAINST MY PARENTS' WISHES, I HAD GONE FROLICKING DEEP INTO THE XIN XAO FOREST. ♪ FROLIC, FROLIC, FROLIC I WAS SO BUSY FROLICKING, I DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS LOST. LOST. I HEARD A HORRIBLE BREATHING SOUND. - [growling] - AND WHEN I TURNED AROUND, THERE IT WAS... THE QILIN! I RAN AS FAST AS I COULD. I EVEN TRIED FLYING. BUT I HADN'T LEARNED THAT YET, SO THAT WAS POINTLESS. THE QILIN CAME AFTER ME. - [growls] AAH! LUCKILY, I FELL INTO A STREAM AND FLOATED TO SAFETY BY DISGUISING MYSELF AS A LOG. - [gobbles] - OH, THANK YOU, MR. PING. - YOU'RE WELCOME. AND DON'T WORRY, SONNY. THE QILIN WON'T EAT YOU. IT JUST CHEWS YOUR HEAD OFF. - AAH! - PO? - [startled yell] - YOUR FATHER NEEDS YOU. - UH, JUST A MINUTE. ALMOST DONE. - WITH WHAT? HANG ON. [grunts] THIS! EVERY YEAR I MAKE MY DAD A WINTER FESTIVAL PRESENT. - [flatly] A BOOMERANG? - NO, IT'S A SPOON. - THAT'S A SPOON? - IT'S A-- I COULDN'T FIND A STRAIGHT PIECE OF WOOD, AND-- - YOU GUYS ALL MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS HOLIDAY, AND YOU'RE GIVING YOUR DAD THAT? - UM, YEAH. BUT, I MEAN, IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO... CARVE IT. - HEY PO! I NEED MORE SESAME SEEDS! - UH, I'M ON IT, DAD! SESAME SEEDS, SESAME SEEDS. IF I WAS A SESAME, WHERE WOULD I--OH, MY GOSH! DAD GOT ME THE NUNCHUKS I'VE BEEN WANTING FOREVER! SOLID SILVER! PERFECTLY BALANCED! [Kung Fu shouts] OH, MAN. TIGRESS IS RIGHT. HOW'S DAD GONNA FEEL WHEN I GIVE HIM THIS? - [gasps, cries] HWADO, HOICH-- - WHOO-YAH! OW, OH! - JAH! - HYAH. [thud, thud] - OW! OH! - YAH! - OOH! - [slaps] - OW, OW, OW, OW. OH, OH, OKAY. - YA! - AH! OH, AH. - HYAI-YAH! [slam] - MANTIS! AH, OH. [panting] [thud] MASTER SHIFU, HOW MUCH LONGER DO I... HAVE TO TRAIN? - WE'RE DONE FOR TODAY. - NO, NO. I MEAN, HOW MUCH LONGER? LIKE, SIX MONTHS, A YEAR-- - IF YOU DON'T TRAIN, YOU WILL NEVER REACH THE NEXT LEVEL. - THERE'S A LEVEL HIGHER THAN THE DRAGON WARRIOR? - YES. THE CELESTIAL PHOENIX. - OOH! - IT IS SAID THAT THE CELESTIAL PHOENIX WOULD BE SO ATTUNED TO THE UNIVERSE THAT THEY COULD DEFEAT AN OPPONENT MERELY BY LOOKING AT THEM. - AWESOME! SO, HOW DO I GET TO BE THE CELESTIAL PHOENIX? HOW! - BY TRAINING. YOU MUST TRAIN UNTIL YOU CAN PASS THE TEST OF THE THREE NEEDLES. YOU TOSS THREE NEEDLES INTO THE AIR, THEN KICK THEM WITH SUCH PRECISION... - YES? - THAT ONE NEEDLES PASSES THROUGH THE EYE OF ANOTHER... - NO! - AND STRIKES THE THIRD NEEDLE SO PRECISELY ON ITS POINT THAT IT SPLITS DOWN THE MIDDLE. - WHOA. I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO DO THAT SOMEDAY? - OF COURSE NOT. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. THERE'S NEVER BEEN A CELESTIAL PHOENIX, AND THERE NEVER WILL BE. THAT'S THE POINT. NO ONE CAN EVER ACHIEVE THIS ULTIMATE GOAL.