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Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness

The Secret Musuem of Kung Fu: Good Driver

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Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness

The Secret Musuem of Kung Fu: Good Driver

- PO? - [startled yell] - YOUR FATHER NEEDS YOU. - UH, JUST A MINUTE. ALMOST DONE. - WITH WHAT? HANG ON. [grunts] THIS! EVERY YEAR I MAKE MY DAD A WINTER FESTIVAL PRESENT. - [flatly] A BOOMERANG? - NO, IT'S A SPOON. - THAT'S A SPOON? - IT'S A-- I COULDN'T FIND A STRAIGHT PIECE OF WOOD, AND-- - YOU GUYS ALL MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS HOLIDAY, AND YOU'RE GIVING YOUR DAD THAT? - UM, YEAH. BUT, I MEAN, IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO... CARVE IT. - HEY PO! I NEED MORE SESAME SEEDS! - UH, I'M ON IT, DAD! SESAME SEEDS, SESAME SEEDS. IF I WAS A SESAME, WHERE WOULD I--OH, MY GOSH! DAD GOT ME THE NUNCHUKS I'VE BEEN WANTING FOREVER! SOLID SILVER! PERFECTLY BALANCED! [Kung Fu shouts] OH, MAN. TIGRESS IS RIGHT. HOW'S DAD GONNA FEEL WHEN I GIVE HIM THIS? - [gasps, cries] HERE WE GO. 'KAY, IF ANYONE TRIES TO GRAB YOU, YOU JUST PULL THE STRING, RELEASE THE BALLAST, AND LET THE WIND WHISK YOU OFF TO SAFETY. RIGHT? HUH? - LIKE THIS? AAH! - OKAY. NOBODY PULL OUR STRINGS UNTIL I SAY TO. GOT IT? ATTENTION, VICTIMS. WE HAVE COME FOR YOUR VALUABLES. - FUNG! - WHAT? ALREADY? WE DIDN'T EVEN, LIKE-- DO YOU HAVE, LIKE, SUPER SENSE? CROCS, PULL YOUR STRINGS! WRONG STRINGS. YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA FIGHT? - HE ALWAYS HURTS US. - SORRY. - YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS! [helmet clanks] LOSERS! LOSERS! LOSERS! YOU ARE WORTHLESS! - FUNG. - YOU STAY OUT OF THIS! YOU'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT A DISAPPOINTMENT FROM THE BEGINNING! - YOU COULD BE A LITTLE NICER TO YOUR COWORKERS. - YEAH! THE PENGUIN TREATS US BETTER THAN YOU, AND HE'S, LIKE, OUR ENEMY. - I MEAN, I JUST THINK THAT-- WAIT. PENGUIN? - OH. OH, I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING. YOU'RE TRYING TO SWIPE MY GANG. - I'M WHAT? - SWEET-TALKIN' 'EM AND FILLIN' THEIR HEADS WITH CRAZY IDEAS. - I DON'T EVEN KNOW-- I'M NOT-- - PO AT LEAST DOESN'T YELL AT US. - OH, YEAH? WELL, IF YOU LIKE HIM SO MUCH, THEN WHY DON'T YOU STAY WITH HIM? - MAYBE WE WILL! - FINE! - FINE! - FINE! - FINE! - [sobs] YOU STOLE MY GANG! HAPPY NOW? - I DON'T EVEN-- - FAREWELL! DRAMATIC EXIT! [screams] OW! OW! OW! AAH! DARN IT! - MAN, WHERE DOES HE GET ALL THAT ANGER? - YEAH! [all grumbling] [squeaking] - IT'S SO...SOLID. - YOU BET YOUR UNFLATTERING MOUSTACHE IT IS. BE CAREFUL WITH IT. IT'S ONE-OF-A-KIND. - MASTER SHIFU, WE'RE ALL PACKED AND LOADED. - EXCELLENT! I'VE GOT MY DISGUISE, AND WE'RE READY TO GO. - DIBS ON THE BACKSEAT! - I'M ALREADY IN THE BACKSEAT. - BUT YOU DIDN'T CALL DIBS. - I'M SITTING HERE. THAT'S AUTOMATIC DIBS. - THERE'S NO AUTOMATIC DIBS! - ARE TOO! - ARE NOT! - ARE TOO! - ARE NOT! - ARE TOO! - ARE NOOOOT! - DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK THERE! both: OKAY. [squeaking] - WAIT, HOW ARE WE GONNA GET DOWN THE-- [all screaming] all: OW! OH! OW! [all shouting] - LOOK OUT, DAD! - OH! - A-A-ARE YOU CRAZY? YOU CAN'T DRIVE THIS THING DOWN THE STAIRS! - NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, MR. PING. EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL. - OOH! [all shouting] [shouting stops] [shouting resumes]