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Monsters Vs. Aliens

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Monsters Vs. Aliens

Live Protein Diet

- YES. I SEE YOU ENTERING A TOP SECRET ROOM. ONLY GENERAL MONGER GOES THERE. - R-REALLY? DO TELL. - IT'S CALLED THE ULTIMATE WEAPON ROOM? - ULTIMATE WEAPON ROOM? ULTIMATE WEAPON ROOM? ARE YOU SURE? - SHYEAH. I THINK I KNOW HOW TO READ. UH, THE FUTURE. - YES, YES, YOU DO. UH, WHAT DO YOU SEE AFTER THAT? OUT WITH IT, MAN! COME ON. - I SEE YOU WEARING A GOLDEN CROOOWN! - OOH HOO HOO. LIKE A KING? - I SEE PEOPLE BOWING BEFORE YOOOU! - [squeals] I'LL BE ROYALTY. - AND THEN... MUCH PAIN AND SUFFERING! - YES! THERE WILL BE PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR ALL MY SUBJECTS. - ANYHOO, THAT'S ALL I GOT. - MORE THAN ENOUGH. MY CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT! - TWO THOUGHTS: ONE, I LOVE IT. TWO, WHERE IS IT? - DOWN HERE. - OH, YOUR NEW PHONE? IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT, DR. C? BECAUSE I THINK THAT'S GONNA VOID THE WARRANTY. - YES, SOMETHING'S WRONG! THEY ADVERTIZE IT AS A SMARTPHONE, YET IT IS INCAPABLE OF INDEPENDENT THOUGHT. SO I DID SOME TINKERING AND NOW... [shimmering tone] THIS SMARTPHONE IS A SENTIENT PHONE! [electrical sizzling, beeping] [laughs] IT'S ALIVE! [all gasp] - BOOTING UP. STOCK MARKET'S DOWN 15.4 POINTS. IT'S YOUR TURN ON "WORDZY." [buzzes] AND YOU'VE GOT THREE NEW TEXTS. - WHY, THANK YOU, SMARTY. - DOC, ARE YOU SAYING YOUR PHONE IS ALIVE? LIKE ALIVE-ALIVE? - YEP, AND I'M JACKED INTO THE INTERNET 24/7. I KNOW IT ALL. LITERALLY. - OH, YEAH? THEN WHAT'S THE ATOMIC WEIGHT OF RUBIDIUM? - 85.4678. [chuckles] NAILED IT. - I HAVE NO IDEA IF THAT'S RIGHT. I JUST WANTED TO SOUND SMART. IS RUBIDIUM EVEN A THING? - OOH! LET ME TRY. IF YOU'RE SO SMART, THEN WHAT COLOR AM I? - BLUE. - GOOD MORNING, CAMPERS. - [yawns] - [inhales deeply] YOU SMELL THAT? THAT'S ADVENTURE, AND IT'S CALLING YOUR NAME. - ACTUALLY, THAT'S A BREAKFAST BURRITO. SORRY. - LOAD 'EM UP. - [hums] - [groans] AH, MUCH BETTER. - WHOA, WHOA, WAY TOO MUCH GEAR, CAMPER. DIDN'T THEY TEACH YOU ANYTHING IN THE BUTTERFLIES? - I ONLY SOLD THE-- - [chuckles] WE'RE TRAVELING LIGHT. ROUGHING IT. SEE? SQWEEP'S GOT THE RIGHT IDEA. - THE RIGHT IDEA IS ALWAYS A DESIRABLE GOAL. - YEP, WE'RE GONNA GET ALONG JUST FINE. - ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? [knuckles crack] - I WILL NOTIFY YOU UPON ARRIVAL. - I AM MERELY ENGAGING IN TRADITIONAL EARTH CHILD TRANSPORTATION BEHAVIOR. APPARENTLY, TIME GOES FASTER WHEN YOU'RE ANNOYING. - ANNOYING? [chuckles] SIX MONTHS IN THE JUNGLE LIVING ON MUD, WATER, AND GRASSHOPPERS IS ANNOYING. WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS NOTHING. - CAN I PLAY TOO? both: ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? TURKEY TETRA-- - [clears throat] - [giggles] IT'S REALLY GOOD. I'M SURE YOU GUYS WILL LOVE IT TOO. IT'S MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE DISH. - MM, I LOOK FORWARD TO INDULGING. - AND I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY IT. I'LL EAT ANYTHING, EXCEPT THAT GLOPPY NOODLE STUFF WITH THE MEAT CHUNKS, 'CAUSE THAT LOOKS RIDICULOUSLY NASTY. UGH! - THAT IS THE TURKEY TETRAZZINI, B.O.B. - OH, AND TETRAZZINI MEANS "LOOKS KINDA BARF-Y?" - [stammers] I-I'LL JUST FISH A SAMPLE OUT OF THE GARBAGE... LATER. - AND I'LL JUST--YEAH. WOW, I MUST REALLY BE DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW 'CAUSE I GOT NOTHIN'. - STOP, IT'S DELICIOUS. - [groans] - STA'ABI, YOU'LL TRY THE TETRAZZINI, RIGHT? -UGH. MUSHY BABY FOOD. FOR WEAK HUMANS, NOT MIGHTY WARRIORS. I HAVE LIVE-PROTEIN DIET. - YOU MEAN "HIGH PROTEIN?"