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PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR: Dr. Blowhole Strikes Back S2

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PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR: Dr. Blowhole Strikes Back S2

[targeting beeps] - [frightened grunt] SO THAT WAS PRETTY WEIRD. - NOT REALLY. THAT KIND OF THING HAPPENS TO YOU ALL THE TIME. - WHOA, I DON'T THINK SO. I'M JUST A PENGUIN. - A PENGUIN WITH ENEMIES! ARMED AND DANGEROUS-TYPE ENEMIES. - OH, COME ON. EVERYONE LOVES A PENGUIN, RIGHT? WE'RE BOTH CUTE AND CUDDLY. [missile whistling] - YOU DON'T BLOW UP CUTE AND CUDDLY! - OKAY, FOLLOW MY LEAD! FLICK KICK! AXEL TURN. HIP WALK! COFFEE GRINDER. - HOW IS HE DOING THAT? - PLIE SQUAT, WHAT? - AND WHO IS HE TALKING TO? - WAY TO STICK THE LANDING! YOU WERE BORN TO DANCE. - YOU MEAN LIKE A PRETTY LITTLE BALLERINA? - YOU KNOW, YOU ARE SURPRISINGLY LIGHT ON THOSE LITTLE WEBBED TOES. NOT UNLIKE A PRETTY LITTLE BALLERINA. - [yelling] NOO! - WAIT! REWIND A LITTLE. recorded voice: HANS! - TOO FAR BACK, FAST FORWARD. - WAIT! REWIND A LITTLE. - TOO FORWARD! - [yelling] NOO! - [garbles] THAT'S IT! FREEZE IT! - YOU WANT ME TO FREEZE SOUND, DOC? - THAT IS DEFINITELY THE SCREAM OF AN ARCH ENEMY WHO HAS MET HIS DOOM. [chuckles] - I MEAN, I CAN FREEZE PICTURE, BUT SOUND EXISTS IN A CONTINUUM. - I GET IT, WHATEVER. - IT'S JUST THAT YOU ASKED ME TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, AND, UH, NOT THE FIRST TIME, I MIGHT ADD. - YOU KNOW THAT BIG POT OF WATER IN THE BACK THAT I KEEP AT A STEADY, SLOW BOIL, NEXT TO THE MOVIE BUTTER? - [whimpers] AND SOUND IS FROZEN. - SEE? FREEZING SOUND, DESTROYING SKIPPER. HERE IN MY EVIL ORGANIZATION WE DO THE IMPOSSIBLE EVERY DAY. - [winces] - WITH THE RIGHT ATTITUDE, SOME TEAMWORK, AND A CONSTANT, OVERWHELMING FEAR OF MY WRATH, WE CAN DO ANYTHING! - YES! - DUDE, WICKED AWKWARD. - YOU KNOW, IF I WASN'T IMAGINARY, THAT SLAP WOULD'VE REALLY HURT. - I AM NOT A BALLERINA. THIS IS NOT A DANCER'S BODY. MY BODY IS A... IS A... A LIVING WEAPON? WHAT THE HECK KIND OF PENGUIN AM I? - PSYCHOTIC. WHICH ORDINARILY WOULD BE A PROBLEM, BUT HEY! THAT'S YOU. THAT'S SKIPPER! LEADER OF TEAM PSYCHO! - ARE YOU ON MY TEAM? - UH, NO. NO, I HAVE, LIKE, MY OWN TEAM. UH, TEAM ALEX. THE LARGER MAMMALS, MAINLY. YOU HAVE YOUR GUYS. - RIGHT. IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME. MANFREDI... AND JOHNSON. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THOSE KNUCKLEHEADS. - UM, YEAH, NOT THEM, UH, SO MUCH, BUT IT'S A GOOD TEAM, A SOLID TEAM, YOUR TEAM! HOO-AHH! - AND THIS TEAM OF MINE DOES WHAT? - MISSIONS. SECRET MISSIONS. NEED-TO-KNOW, HUSH-HUSH COMMANDO STUFF. HOO-HA-HA-HA! - HMM, DOES SOUND A SCOSHE PSYCHOTIC. - WELL, SOME MIGHT SAY THAT. AND BY SOME, I MEAN ME. I SAY THAT, ALL THE TIME. - SO IF SOMEONE ATTACKED ME-- - THEN YOUR GUYS ARE NEXT. WE'RE TALKING DANGER HERE. THEY NEED YOU! - REALLY? IF YOU SAY SO. OKAY, OKAY. THEN I HAVE GOT TO GET HOME. - GOOD! YES! SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN. YOU'RE THE MAN WITH THE PLAN. THE...PENGUIN MAN... WITH THE-- - BUILD A RAFT. - YES! DO THAT. HUH, TURNS OUT I'M A GREAT SPIRIT GUIDE. AD THAT TO THE RESUME. [sighs] GOOD TO HAVE A FALL-BACK CAREER IF THE ZOO THING GOES SOUTH. - SOUTH, RIGHT. AND WHEN CONSTRUCTION OF THE AFOREMENTIONED RAFT IS COMPLETE, I SET SAIL FOR HOME. ANTARCTICA. - RIGHT! WAIT, WHAT? - DOC! WHERE ARE YOU? [over paging system] PAGING DR. BLOWHOLE. DR. BLOWHOLE, PLEASE REPORT TO ATTACK PLANNING. WHO'S OVER THERE? - ATTACK PLANNING WILL HAVE TO WAIT. I NEED TO POP BY MUTATION DEVELOPMENT. HARD TO IMAGINE AN ANIMAL MORE SWEET AND INNOCENT THAN A BUNNY. - BUT DOC, THE ANALYSIS OF PENGUIN H.Q. IS ALMOST WRAPPED UP. THEY REALLY NEED YOU TO PLAN THIS ATTACK. - RED ONE, TO HAVE AN ATTACK, ONE NEEDS A WEAPON, LIKE THE... deep voice: DIABOLOGIZER! - [giggles] - [roars] - UH-- [yelps] - YES! THE... deep voice: MIND-JACK-- - [grunts] deep voice: DIABOLOGIZER! - ...WORKS BEYOND MY WILDEST EXPECTATIONS. - [struggles] [screams] - [snarling] - ONE BLAST WITH THIS RAY SHALL TRANSFORM KOWALSKI, RICO, AND PRIVATE INTO MONSTROUSLY EVIL CREATURES OF DESTRUCTION! [evil laugh] - [frightened whimpers] [crashes and glass breaking] - NO. NO, NO! NONE OF THESE BATTERIES ARE THE SAME AS DEAD BAXTER. MORT! KEEP UP! - BUT MY LEGS ARE TIRED! ET TU, MORT? WHY? WHY IS EVERYTHING WEARING OUT ON ME? YES, I AM REFERRING TO YOU, DEAD BAXTER! AND IT WAS A SLAM. - [giggles] - MAYBE IT COULD BE RECHARGED, OR SOMETHING. - WHAT KIND OF DEMON SORCERY ARE YOU SUGGESTING? HE-WITCH. - UH, I WAS THINKING WE COULD GET SOME HELP FROM THE ZOO'S SCIENCE GUY. - THE ZOO'S SCIENCE GUY. YES! OF COURSE! THIS IS TOTALLY A JOEY THING. HEY, G'DAY, MATE. [bouncing] HUP. HUP. HUP. - [growls] KOWALSKI, BRAINIAC, PENGUIN! - REALLY? KOWALSKI, THE GUY-- HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A POUCH. - [whimpering] I'VE GOT THE DIZZIES. - NO, I WILL NOT BE SWAYED, BIG MOUTH CAT. PENGUINS HAIL FROM ANTARCTICA, END OF STORY. - BIG NO ON ANTARCTICA. YOU'RE A CITY BOY, LIKE ME. - ANTARCTICA. ANTARCTICA. JUST KINDA ROLLS THROUGH THE SYLLABLES, DOESN'T IT? I LIKE IT. CAN'T WAIT TO GET THERE. - [sighs] I DON'T THINK YOU ARE GETTING THE WHOLE SPIRIT GUIDE GIG. I POUR OUT THE WISDOM, AND YOU DRINK IT UP. DRINK UP THE WISDOM, SKIPPER! - ARE SPIRIT GUIDES SUPPOSED TO GET ALL SHOUTY LIKE THAT? - I'M NOT GETTING SHOUTY! - [shouting] SO THIS IS THE NORMAL WAY TO TALK! GOOD TO KNOW! - [sighs] OKAY, UM, THERE HAS TO BE SOME MEMORY THAT WAS SO STRONG, THAT IT COULDN'T BE WIPED OUT. - UH, COLD. ICE? - NOT ANTARCTICA! SOMETHING YOU MISS. SOMETHING THAT MEANS MORE TO YOU THAN ANYTHING ELSE. - SNOW. - NO! STOP IT! - LET ME FINISH. SNOW...CONES! - SNOW CONES? THAT'S WHAT YOU REMEMBER? - THEY WERE TASTY SNOW CONES. - UH, SKIPPER? - TANTALIZING ARRAY OF ARTIFICIALLY-CREATED FRUITINESS. - SERIOUSLY, SKIPPER? - [roars] - HEE-YA! THAT SWEET SYRUP! THAT TURNS-- - HAH! EVERYDAY ICE... [grunts] INTO FROSTY... [grunts] RAINBOW REFRESHMENT! I AM GOING TO THE HOME OF THE BEST SNOW CONES IN THE WORLD. - [growls] - [grunts] HA! MY HOME. THE CENTRAL PARK ZOO. - I DID IT! WE'RE GOIN' TO NEW YORK! - NEW YORK. - [growls] - THE CITY SO NICE, THEY NAMED IT TWICE. - WITH FLAVORED ICE! - MY EXPERIMENTAL POWER CELL IS BURSTING WITH MEGA-GIGAJOLTS OF ENERGY! HMM, INCREDIBLE POWER, PLUS DANGEROUS INSTABILITY, BUT THERE IS A DREADED THIRD FACTOR THAT WOULD SPELL CERTAIN DISASTER. - AND THE THIRD FACTOR WOULD BE? - [laughing] HEY! THAT BATTERY IS THE EXACT SIZE I NEED! - UNCANNY COINCIDENCE. - OOH! THIS WILL MEET MY KINGLY POWER NEEDS. - STOP! - HEY! HOW DARE YOU BE SO GREEDY WITH SOMETHING I WANT JUST FOR ME! - GET HIM! [impact] both: [groan] - WHAT ARE YOU SILLIES DOING? [electric sizzle] - NOT A BATTERY! - [laughing] COME ON, IT'S TOTALLY A BATTERY. [yelps] - NOT...A...BATTERY. POWER CELL. - EH, POTATO, TOMATO. [muzak plays] [elevator dings] - SAFE AND SOUND. - COME BACK! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEF JAMS! - JULIAN, KOWALSKI SAID HIS POWER CELL COULD DESTROY THE ENTIRE EASTERN SEABOARD. - YEAH, MAN! THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF POWER I NEED. - [winces] [elevator ding] - AH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT! WE MADE IT! - YEAH. RIGHT COUNTRY, WRONG COAST. - WHAT? - ONLY 2,432 MILES TO GO. THAT'S NOT SO BAD. [car horns] [train whistle] UM, RED EIGHT ON THE BLACK NINE. I'M JUST SAYIN', MAYBE EVERYTHING WE THINK IS WRONG. LIKE, WHAT IF I'M REAL AND YOU'RE THE IMAGINARY ONE? - DON'T YOU EVER STOP TALKING? WAIT, YOU'RE A SPIRIT GUIDE. SHOULD YOU BE DRIVING? [tires screech] [crash] - OH, LIGHTEN UP. IT WAS A RENTAL. - JUST PROMISE ME THAT YOU WILL GO BACK TO WHEREVER IT IS THAT YAK-HAPPY FIGMENTS GO, ONCE I GET TO-- AHH! - NEW YORK! [fanfare] - WE HAVE REACHED MANHATTAN, DOC. - I'M COMING FOR YOU, PEN-GU-INS,