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The Penguins of Madagascar

Pet Peeved: Terrible Twins

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The Penguins of Madagascar

Pet Peeved: Terrible Twins

- UGH! DOES IT INVOLVE FREAKISH MAD SCIENCE? - JUST MY BRAIN-SWITCHING MACHINE. - OH, WELL AS LONG AS IT'S NOTHING WEIRD. - WE COULD USE IT TO SWITCH BODIES WITH JULIEN AND COMPETE FOR HIM. [shrieks] - YOU CAN USE YOUR CRAZY PENGUIN SCIENCE RAY TO WIN FOR ME? WHY WEREN'T YOU SAYING SO? all: OOF! - [screams and groans] [blender whirs] [electricity crackles] [static] - [giggles] - [mumbles] - HEY, CHECK ME OUT. I'M THE PSYCHO BIRD. OOF! OH, OKAY, THAT'S A LITTLE GROSS. - YOU SURE RICO'S THE BEST CHOICE? - [mumbling gibberish] BOOTY. - OH, YEAH. [cheers and applause] - WHOA OH! WHOA! OH, YEAH, YAH! HOW ABOUT THAT? - UH... [cheers and applause] - THANK YOU, THANK YOU. BY THE WAY, LET'S SEE THE EX-KING, LAZY-RUMP, BEAT THAT. - GO, YOU CRAZY BEAST. BE AGGRESSIVE. B-E AGGRESSIVE. - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, DID RICO JUST TALK? YOU KNOW, NON-GRUNTINGLY? - MARLENE, FOCUS ON THE GAME. - BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM. [gibberish] BOOTY. - JULIEN WINS! - ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? - LET'S GET YOU HOME. - OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! OH, SORRY. - [catching breath] THAT'S ALL RIGHT. WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE. - SO WE'RE FRIENDS NOW? - WELL, MAYBE NOT QUITE YET. BUT YOU KNOW JUST THE THING FOR THAT. both: ROAD TRIP! - ♪ 8,523 MILES ♪ ♪ FEELS LIKE HALF OF A MINUTE ♪ ♪ OVER BEFORE YOU BEGIN IT ♪ ♪ BEST FRIENDS WE WILL BE ♪ ♪ AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA ♪ - [burbling and beeping] AWAITING COMMAND. - OH, THEY'RE SO CUTE. - IF BY "CUTE" YOU MEAN "ABLE TO ANIMATE ANY MECHANICAL OBJECT," THEN YES, AS A TEENY BUTTON. [electronic whoosh] - OH! - MOPPING FLOOR. OH, IT'S SPARKLY! IT'S SO SPARKLY. - NOPE, DON'T TRUST IT. [electronic burbles] - NOT TOO LIGHT. NOT TOO DARK. - OOH! AWWW. - NOPE, STILL DON'T TRUST IT. [electronic burbles] - COFFEE, FISHLY BREWED. - SORRY, KOWALSKI, BUT I DON'T TRUST ANYTHING I CAN'T SEE AND/OR PUNCH. - SKIPPER, MY NANITES WILL SAVE US TONS OF DRUDGERY, WHICH WILL FREE US FOR MORE CREATIVE PURSUITS. - OH, YEAH! [gags] [heavy metal music] OOH, VERY NICE. - LIKE THAT. - THE NANITES DO SEEM LIKE THEY'RE ONE OF YOUR MORE HELPFUL CREATIONS. - EXACTLY. THEY'RE A KOWALSKI CREATION. AND THAT MEANS THEY'RE DESTINED TO GO HORRIBLY WRONG. - IMPOSSIBLE THIS TIME, SKIPPER. I HAVE PROGRAMMED THE NANITES TO NEVER ALLOW ANY HARM TO COME TO A PENGUIN. RICO, STICK ME. - OKAY. [gags] - PENGUIN IN DANGER! MOBILIZE! - SEE? THERE'S NO WAY THE NANITES CAN GO WRONG. - [slurps] SAY, THAT'S GOOD JOE. WELL, MAYBE THERE IS SOMETHING TO YOUR NINNYITES. - [sighs] AT MOMENTS LIKE THESE, IN THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY, THE TECHNICAL JARGON IS... TOLD YA! DISTURBING INDEED. - EXPLAIN YOUR OMINOUS TONE, PRIMATE. - IT SEEMS OVER 70% OF THE ZOO'S HABITATS HAVE BEEN ADOPTED BY THE VESUVIUS FAMILY. [wind howls] [thunder crashes] [penguins gasp] - THE VESUVIUS TWINS. POSTER PUNKS FOR PARK PLACE PRE-PUBESCENT PANDEMONIUM. - [squawks] [clunk!] - NO RULES. NO LIMITS. NO SENSE OF DECENCY. - [laughs crazily] I'M A CAMOUFLAGE. [splat!] - [screams] LACTOSE INTOLERANT! - SHUDDER TO CONTEMPLATE WHAT THAT MAD DUO IS SCHEMING NOW. [chairs squeak] - I BELIEVE YOU'LL FIND OUR PROPOSAL QUITE FAIR. - CRAYON? I DON'T READ CRAYON. GIMME THE SHORT VERSION. - BEING THAT OUR FAMILY JUST ADOPTED OVER 70% OF THIS ZOO, MY COLLEAGUE AND I BELIEVE WE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO TAKE SELECTED ANIMALS HOME WITH US. - TO PLAY. - RIGHT. I GOT A RHINO TO HOSE DOWN, KIDDIES, SO WHY DON'T YOU-- both: LAWYER TEAM, ACTIVATE! - OH! LAWSUIT... FINANCIAL RUIN... I LOSE MY JOB? [sighs] FINE. TWO ANIMALS. SMALL ONES. AND YOU PAY FOR MY CEILING. [boys laugh evilly]