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The Penguins of Madagascar

Blowhole Strikes Back: Alex the Lion

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The Penguins of Madagascar

Blowhole Strikes Back: Alex the Lion

- UGH! DOES IT INVOLVE FREAKISH MAD SCIENCE? - JUST MY BRAIN-SWITCHING MACHINE. - OH, WELL AS LONG AS IT'S NOTHING WEIRD. - WE COULD USE IT TO SWITCH BODIES WITH JULIEN AND COMPETE FOR HIM. [shrieks] - YOU CAN USE YOUR CRAZY PENGUIN SCIENCE RAY TO WIN FOR ME? WHY WEREN'T YOU SAYING SO? all: OOF! - [screams and groans] [blender whirs] [electricity crackles] [static] - [giggles] - [mumbles] - HEY, CHECK ME OUT. I'M THE PSYCHO BIRD. OOF! OH, OKAY, THAT'S A LITTLE GROSS. - YOU SURE RICO'S THE BEST CHOICE? - [mumbling gibberish] BOOTY. - OH, YEAH. [cheers and applause] - WHOA OH! WHOA! OH, YEAH, YAH! HOW ABOUT THAT? - UH... [cheers and applause] - THANK YOU, THANK YOU. BY THE WAY, LET'S SEE THE EX-KING, LAZY-RUMP, BEAT THAT. - GO, YOU CRAZY BEAST. BE AGGRESSIVE. B-E AGGRESSIVE. - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, DID RICO JUST TALK? YOU KNOW, NON-GRUNTINGLY? - MARLENE, FOCUS ON THE GAME. - BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM. [gibberish] BOOTY. - JULIEN WINS! - ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? - LET'S GET YOU HOME. - OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! OH, SORRY. - [catching breath] THAT'S ALL RIGHT. WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE. - SO WE'RE FRIENDS NOW? - WELL, MAYBE NOT QUITE YET. BUT YOU KNOW JUST THE THING FOR THAT. both: ROAD TRIP! - ♪ 8,523 MILES ♪ ♪ FEELS LIKE HALF OF A MINUTE ♪ ♪ OVER BEFORE YOU BEGIN IT ♪ ♪ BEST FRIENDS WE WILL BE ♪ ♪ AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA ♪ - [burbling and beeping] AWAITING COMMAND. - OH, THEY'RE SO CUTE. - IF BY "CUTE" YOU MEAN "ABLE TO ANIMATE ANY MECHANICAL OBJECT," THEN YES, AS A TEENY BUTTON. [electronic whoosh] - OH! - MOPPING FLOOR. OH, IT'S SPARKLY! IT'S SO SPARKLY. - NOPE, DON'T TRUST IT. [electronic burbles] - NOT TOO LIGHT. NOT TOO DARK. - OOH! AWWW. - NOPE, STILL DON'T TRUST IT. [electronic burbles] - COFFEE, FISHLY BREWED. - SORRY, KOWALSKI, BUT I DON'T TRUST ANYTHING I CAN'T SEE AND/OR PUNCH. - SKIPPER, MY NANITES WILL SAVE US TONS OF DRUDGERY, WHICH WILL FREE US FOR MORE CREATIVE PURSUITS. - OH, YEAH! [gags] [heavy metal music] OOH, VERY NICE. - LIKE THAT. - THE NANITES DO SEEM LIKE THEY'RE ONE OF YOUR MORE HELPFUL CREATIONS. - EXACTLY. THEY'RE A KOWALSKI CREATION. AND THAT MEANS THEY'RE DESTINED TO GO HORRIBLY WRONG. - IMPOSSIBLE THIS TIME, SKIPPER. I HAVE PROGRAMMED THE NANITES TO NEVER ALLOW ANY HARM TO COME TO A PENGUIN. RICO, STICK ME. - OKAY. [gags] - PENGUIN IN DANGER! MOBILIZE! - SEE? THERE'S NO WAY THE NANITES CAN GO WRONG. - [slurps] SAY, THAT'S GOOD JOE. WELL, MAYBE THERE IS SOMETHING TO YOUR NINNYITES. - [sighs] AT MOMENTS LIKE THESE, IN THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY, THE TECHNICAL JARGON IS... TOLD YA! DISTURBING INDEED. - EXPLAIN YOUR OMINOUS TONE, PRIMATE. - IT SEEMS OVER 70% OF THE ZOO'S HABITATS HAVE BEEN ADOPTED BY THE VESUVIUS FAMILY. [wind howls] [thunder crashes] [penguins gasp] - THE VESUVIUS TWINS. POSTER PUNKS FOR PARK PLACE PRE-PUBESCENT PANDEMONIUM. - [squawks] [clunk!] - NO RULES. NO LIMITS. NO SENSE OF DECENCY. - [laughs crazily] I'M A CAMOUFLAGE. [splat!] - [screams] LACTOSE INTOLERANT! - SHUDDER TO CONTEMPLATE WHAT THAT MAD DUO IS SCHEMING NOW. [chairs squeak] - I BELIEVE YOU'LL FIND OUR PROPOSAL QUITE FAIR. - CRAYON? I DON'T READ CRAYON. GIMME THE SHORT VERSION. - BEING THAT OUR FAMILY JUST ADOPTED OVER 70% OF THIS ZOO, MY COLLEAGUE AND I BELIEVE WE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO TAKE SELECTED ANIMALS HOME WITH US. - TO PLAY. - RIGHT. I GOT A RHINO TO HOSE DOWN, KIDDIES, SO WHY DON'T YOU-- both: LAWYER TEAM, ACTIVATE! - OH! LAWSUIT... FINANCIAL RUIN... I LOSE MY JOB? [sighs] FINE. TWO ANIMALS. SMALL ONES. AND YOU PAY FOR MY CEILING. [boys laugh evilly] - [coughs] - WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? - [evil laugh] - HOW I HAVE LONGED FOR THIS DAY! TO SEE MY ARCH FOE TOTALLY POWNED. I MEAN, DID YOU SEE HOW HE CRUMPLED LIKE--UM, LIKE... RED ONE, WHAT'S SOMETHING ONE CRUMPLES? - UH, NEWSPAPER. - OF COURSE, NEWSPAPER. I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING MORE VIOLENT. - THE SPORTS SECTION, MAYBE? - [groans] LET'S JUST SAY THERE WAS MUCH CRUMPLING, THANKS TO MY... deep voice: MIND-JACKER. - [grumbles] - [echoing recorded voice] KOWALSKI, OPTIONS... YOU'RE ALWAYS CHASING RAINBOWS, PRIVATE... RINGTAIL... SMILE AND WAVE, BOYS... TRUST ME, MANFREDI, WHAT COULD GO WRONG? - SKIPPER'S THOUGHTS, PEN-GU-IN SECRETS, ALL MINE. - THE PENGUINS HAVE AN ANTI-MATTER FUSION REACTOR CORE, LET'S SEE, ONE METERS EAST OF THEIR COMMAND CENTER. - GOTCHA. - THEY GOT A VARIETY OF INTRUDER DEFENSE SYSTEMS IN PLACE, AND...WOW, KOWALSKI KEEPS HIS TRUTH SERUM IN A HOT SAUCE BOTTLE. - KOWALSKI, YOU SLY DOG. - OOH, WAIT, I'M GETTIN' MORE DETAILS ON THEIR NETWORK OF UNDERGROUND TUNNELS. - SOON I WILL HAVE ALL THE DATA I NEED TO PLAN MY ASSAULT ON THE PEN-GU-IN H.Q. AND THERE WILL BE NO SKIPPER TO STOP ME. - EXCUSE ME. - WHAT? DR. MAMMAL-FISH, DO YOU HAVE THE WI-FI IN THIS PLACE? - I'M SCHEMING HERE. - I WAS LOCKED UP IN HOBOKEN A LONG TIME, I WANT TO CHECK MY EMAIL. - [grumbles] - OH, HERE WE GO AGAIN. - IT'S SHOWTIME! COME ON, SKIPPER, YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME? - MY HEAD IS AS FUZZY ON THE INSIDE AS YOURS IS ON THE OUTSIDE. I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH OF ANYTHING. - AND THAT'S WHY I'M HERE! COME ON, LET'S GO, LET'S DO THIS. ALL RIGHT, BABY STEPS, OKAY? YOU WITH ME? WHAT'S MY NAME? SAY MY NAME, COME ON. SAY MY NAME. SAY IT. SAY IT! - UH, YOU'RE WHAT, A CAT? - YEAH, BIG CAT, TECHNICALLY, BUT GOOD START. - I WANT TO SAY... BOOTS. MITTENS. SCOOTER? FLUFFY! DUSTY. BUSTER. PEACHES! IT'S PEACHES, RIGHT? - ALEX? ALEX THE LION. YOU KNOW, ROAR! WE USED TO BE NEIGHBORS. THEN A LOT OF CRAZY STUFF HAPPENED, AND, WELL... SPIRIT GUIDE! [whispering] THIS IS WHERE YOU APPLAUD. [sporadic claps] - ANYTHING? I GOT A LOCK ON HIM. - FIRE THE ARCH ENEMY-SEEKING MISSILE! - CAN I STOP NOW? - OH, YEAH. RIGHT. [chuckles] SO ANYWAY, I'M HERE TO HELP YOU BE YOU AGAIN. OLD SCHOOL SPIRIT GUIDANCE STUFF. COME ON, LET'S DO IT! JUST YOU, AND ME, AND...THAT... MISSILE.