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Robot & Monster

"The Party: The Reveal"

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Robot & Monster

"The Party: The Reveal"

GREAT IDEA, ROBOT. WE WRITE LOADS OF TICKETS AND UNCLE KUFFLEY GETS THE PROMOTION HE'S ALWAYS WANTED, BUT NEVER DESERVED. - [evil laugh] TIME FOR EVERYONE WHO'S EVER BEEN MEAN TO ME TO PAY, PAY, PAY! - HMM? - I MEAN, UH... TIME TO HELP UNCLE KUFFLEY. [funky music] [radar beeps] [siren wails] THREE IN A TWO? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED, YOU LEAD FOOT PUNK. - BUT YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD OF THIS WONDERFUL DRIVER'S LICENSE PICTURE. - [grumbles] [siren wails] - WHOA! AH! WHOA, HEY, HEY, HEY! OH... - THERE, THERE. YOU'LL DO BETTER NEXT TIME. - OR WE'LL BUST YOUR HEAD WIDE OPEN! - ROBOT! - BUST YOU HEAD SLIGHTLY OPEN? - MM-MM. - WHOA. I'M GOING TOO FAST. I'M A MENACE. SOMEBODY BETTER CATCH ME AND GIVE ME A TICKET. OOF! [screams] [siren wails] - I'M COOKING AS FAST AS I CAN. OR, AM I? - OW! OW! - BE RIGHT BACK. IT'S PERFECT. [crowd jeering] - [whimpers] OOH, OW, OH. - BEHOLD... MY LATEST INVENTION. THE BACON FLIPPER OVER-ER. - GREAT NAME. SO WHAT DOES IT DO? - AY. - I HATE POLE-O. THEY SHOULD CALL IT "LAME-O." KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IT'S LAME! - OH. - THESE PLAYERS TODAY ARE SOFT. THEY'VE GOT NO REFLEXES. WATCH THIS. [grunting and groaning] - [gasps] - SEE? PATHETIC! [both whimpering] - AAH! [groaning, grunting] - [cackles] - HAD ENOUGH? - YES, THANK YOU. - I'M GOOD. [spits] - THAT'S IT? A 20-MINUTE BEATING? AW, I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE WIMPS! - HMM! - THERE'S ANOTHER LESSON FOR YOU. THINGS CAN ALWAYS GET WORSE. [groaning and grunting] - I THINK WE NEED A NEW ACTIVITY. OOF! - AH, A NICE BLIMP RIDE. ISN'T THIS RELAXING? - HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE DRIVING THAT JUNK HEAP, YOU BOZO! THAT'S RIGHT, I'M TALKING TO YOU! YOU DON'T LIKE IT, COME HERE AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! - [growls] - HE'S COMING STRAIGHT FOR US. - LET HIM COME! YOU THINK FLOATING NEXT TO MY BLIMP IS GONNA SCARE ME? YOU THINK PITCHING A ROPE ONTO MY DECK IS GONNA SCARE ME? YOU THINK COMING ABOARD MY BLIMP IS GONNA SCARE ME? - [growls] - [gasps] YOU WOULDN'T HIT A GUY WITH GLASSES, WOULD YOU? - OF COURSE I WOULD. IT'S MY FAVORITE THING TO DO. - HEY! [both screaming] - THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL A TWOFER. - MOTHER, GRANDMA, EVIL BROTHER, THANK YOU FOR COMING. - WE WERE PROMISED FINGER SANDWICHES. - AND YOU'LL GET THEM, BUT FIRST, WHAT I'VE GOT TO SHOW YOU WILL REVOLUTIONIZE THE FAMILY BUSINESS. - NOT ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR PATHETIC INVENTIONS. - YES, ANOTHER ONE OF HIS PATHETIC INVENTIONS. - I'LL HANDLE THIS. THE DEFAULT FAMILY HAS A LONG HISTORY OF INVENTION. OUR GRANDFATHER, EDSEL DEFAULT, INVENTED THE FIRST LIGHT TO TURN OFF. HIS SON, PACKARD, INVENTED THE FIRST LIGHT TO TURN ON, AND THEN HIS BROTHER, OUR FATHER, BRICKLIN, COMBINED THE TWO, AND A BLINKING LIGHT DYNASTY WAS BORN. AND IT WAS CRAZY COUSIN GIZMO WHO-- - WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT. - BUT-- - EVER. - EVEN IF-- - YES. - BUT HOW ABOUT-- - ESPECIALLY THEN. - RIGHT. WELL, IN THE SPIRIT OF DEFAULT INNOVATION, I BRING YOU THE NEXT REVOLUTION IN BLINKING LIGHT TECHNOLOGY, THE AUTOMATIC LIGHT UN-HEATER!