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Robot & Monster

"J.D. Loves Gart: Get in Line!"

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Robot & Monster

"J.D. Loves Gart: Get in Line!"

- THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST WEEKEND EVER, ROBOT. - MONSTER, YOU SAY THAT EVERY WEEKEND. - AND EVERY WEEKEND, I'M RIGHT. - THEY CAN'T ALL BE THE BEST. - YES, THEY CAN. THEY'RE IN A 458-WAY TIE. - WELL, 459 MAY BE A LOSER BECAUSE HERE COMES-- AAH! [crash] [groans] OGO. - SORRY, ROBOT. HEY, GUYS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND? - WELL, ACTUALLY, WE DON'T HAVE ANY-- - WAIT. WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? - JUST IDLY CURIOUS. I WAS THINKING MAYBE THE THREE OF US COULD MAKE OUR OWN QUILT AND WHEN WE'RE DONE, WE CAN SPREAD IT OUT AND HAVE A PICNIC. I MAKE MY OWN MAYONNAISE, YOU KNOW. - AAH! - THEN WE COULD GO DANCING. [salsa music] WE'LL ALL WEAR SPARKLY VESTS. [clicking] AND THEN YOU CAN GET TATTOOS OF MY FACE ON YOUR BUTTS TO MATCH THE TATTOOS OF YOUR FACES I HAVE ON MINE. [both gasping] FINALLY, WE CAN WATCH THE SUNRISE WHILE I READ YOU EXCERPTS FROM MY DREAM JOURNAL. [sparkly chime] both: UH... UNLESS YOU HAVE OTHER PLANS. HAPPY ST. VALENCRISP DAY, J.D. HMM. HA-- NO. HEY, SUGAR DOLL, GOT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. NO BIG WHOOP. OH. "NO BIG WHOOP"? [groans] - HAPPY ST. VALENCRISP DAY, J.D. [sighs] NAILED IT. - WAIT. YOU GOT J.D. A VALENCRISP PRESENT TOO? - OF COURSE, ROBOT. WHAT KIND OF VALENCRISP WOULD I BE IF I DIDN'T? - YEAH, BUT ONLY ONE OF US CAN BE HER VALENCRISP. AFTER ALL, THIS COULD BE THE YEAR THAT J.D. GIVES SOMEONE A VALENCRISP KISS. [both sigh] HMM. - HMM, YOU KNOW, ROBOT, SOMETHING LIKE THIS MIGHT TEAR OTHER BEST BUDDIES APART. BUT NOT US. RIGHT? - RIGHT. SO I GUESS ALL WE GOT TO FIGURE OUT NOW IS WHO GETS TO GIVE J.D. THEIR GIFT FIRST. [both shouting] - HAPPY VALENCRISP, J.D. - PLEASE ACCEPT THIS WREATH. NO BIG WHOOP. - OH, HOW SWEET. WOULD YOU GUYS MIND GETTING IN LINE? I JUST WANT TO BE FAIR TO EVERYONE.