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Rugrats: "Preschool Daze"

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Rugrats

Rugrats: "Preschool Daze"

Do you think that's enough pencils for preschool tomorrow, Mama? ( laughs ) Look like enough for the whole class. Oh, so, sweetheart are you excited about preschool? Yeah, I can't wait. I know you're going to do very well. Now, is there anything else you'd like to take in your new backpack? All right, class, time to learn alphabets. So sit up straight and pay attention! I can't wait until Angelica goes to preschool. Yeah, and then she won't be here to boss us around no more. ♪ A, B, C, D, E, F, G ♪ ♪ H, I, K, K, L, M, S, O, P ♪ ♪ Q... ♪ Wow. They must need a giant diapey. ♪ ...H, I... ♪ Preschool is giving me a head hurty. When's she going to stop singing? Soon, I hope. Hey, do you know what happens to kids who talk in class? Not exactly. Nope. Uh-huh. Not really. I'm sure you're going to tell us. They get kicked out of preschool. ( all cheering ) Whoo-hoo! Why didn't you say so? What a relief! Good-bye. Good-bye, Angelica. Dumb babies. Now, where was I, Cynthia? ♪ A, B, C, C, D... ♪ Practicing for school? Good girl. That's the kind of initiative that'll take you straight to the top. ( telephone rings ) Charlotte here. Hi, Charlotte, it's Lucy. Hi, Lucy. Angelica and I were just getting ready for the big day tomorrow. That's why I'm calling. Charlotte, if your schedule's tight I'd be happy to take Angelica to preschool. And miss my little darling's first step up the ladder? Not on your life. Hi, Suzie's doctor mom. Can I talk to Suzie? She's right here, Angelica. Hi, Angelica. Ready for preschool? Of course I'm ready. I already know all my alphabets. ♪ A, B, C, D... ♪ There's a lot more to learn than just the alphabet, Angelica. Maybe for you, Carmichael. But then I guess everybody can't be a born genius like me. I'm going to be the bestest preschooler in the whole class. Yeah? Well, I'm going to be a good preschooler, too. Who cares about good? I'm going to be the bestest. Mm-hmm. We'll just see about that. We're almost there. Whew! Finally. ( laughs ) Oh, tell me about it. No, no, no, no I'll tell you rather. ( dog barking ) Are they going to preschool, too, Mama? No, honey. This is a community center. There are activities for people of different ages and species. Welcome to preschool, everyone. Children, it's time to say good-bye to your parents. Bye-bye. You have to be strong, Dad. But, Clark, I don't want to go. No me voy a ir de aqui hasta que vacias tus bolsillas, Dulce. Mama, I swear, I don't have any more candy. Except those. Have a wonderful day, Suzie. Mommy's so proud of her big girl. I know they must be experiencing terrible separation anxiety. Later, Mom. See ya. Or not. Bye, baby. Yeah, have fun. ( crying ) There, there. Dulce, you're getting your pretty dress all dirty. Johnny, this is not a clothing optional school. Clark, get down from there this instant and tell your father to go home. Bye, Dad. Superman! Teacher, Teacher, guess what? I dressed myself today. You look very nice, Harold. Thanks. Bozo himself couldn't have done a better job. Oops. This is my competition? I've got the bestest preschooler title in the bag. ( clearing throat ) Are you forgetting about me, Angelica? You? Ha! Watch this if you want to see a pro in action. Teacher, I got the most special surprise for you. I mean, besides the fact that you got me the bestest preschooler in the world in your class. Why I've never seen anything like it. It is the most beautiful flower I have ever seen. I grew it myself from a little seed. Oh, I know the perfect place for it. Yes, I do. Thank you. What's the big deal? Anybody can pour water on a dumb seed. Yeah, but not anybody can color inside the lines. ( growls ) Children, please come take a seat. ( kids murmuring in excitement ) No, that's my chair. Not, fair, Suzie, I saw it first. Sorry, this chair is reserved for the bestest preschooler. I know. Now move it! No way! Um, girls, is there a problem? Do we need to learn to use our friendship words? No, Miss Weemer. I decided to give my seat to Suzie 'cause she was crying like a baby. How thoughtful of you. Suzie, can you say thank you to Angelica? Thank you, Angelica. Huh! Move it or lose it, twerp. Make me. Oh! Gee, thanks. Harold, if you need to use the restroom it's in the back of the class. Guess he doesn't have to go after all. Now, class, I would like to introduce you to a very special friend, Corky. Hello, boys and girls. Oh, brother. Hi, Corky. Would you like to be my friend? Yeah! Okeydokey, dom-a-nokey. Why don't you start by telling me what you want to be when you grow up? I'm Johnny. ( all talking at once ) I want to be a dancer. Heh, one at a time. I want to be a scientist when I grow up. Wow! Scientists are the most smart people. How smart can she be? She's talking to a puppet. Corky, I'm going to have a real important job when I'm grown up. I'm going to be a fireman just like my poppy. Now, you want to see me wiggle my ears? Hey, Dorky. The name's Corky. Whatever. I want to be the bestest teacher in the world just like our wonderful teacher Miss Weemer. You're making that up. That's nice, Angelica but being a teacher is very, very hard work. Oh. Then maybe a movie star or a singer. I have a beautiful voice. ♪ La, la, la, la... ♪ Oop, times up, right, Miss Weemer? That's right, Corky. Now let's learn about shapes shall we, class? Let's draw. Nice equal sides. Very good, Suzie. Hey. Hey. Miss Weemer are my shapes all right? Angelica! They're perfect. I try. ( growls ) Hey, what's the rush, Carmichael? I'm not rushing, Angelica. I'm just good at putting things together. Here, let me get it for you, Harold. Thanks, Suzie. ( gasps ): Oh. I'd go easy on the glue if I was you, Carmichael. Angelica, you did that on purpose! Did not! Did so! Did not! Did so. Did not! Girls. Girls? Girls!! What? What? Recess. ♪ Ice cream soda, cherry on top ♪ ♪ Whose the bestest preschooler? I forgot ♪ ♪ Angelica Pickles, Pickles, Pickles ♪ ♪ Suzie Carmichael, Carmichael, Carmichael ♪ ♪ Pickles, Pickles ♪ ♪ Carmichael, Carmichael ♪ Hey... speaking of ice cream... Ice cream? Where? Whoa! Gee, giving up so soon? Don't want to be late for class. See you later, Angelica. ( growls ) Lovely. Gosh, Suzie, I like your picture of Miss Weemer. Thanks, Harold. And I like your fire truck. ( laughs ) ( screams ) Oh, Suzie. B-B-But, Miss Weemer... Look at my picture Miss Weemer. Angelica, is that me? Oh, why it's lovely. Well, it's easy when you got such a pretty model. Oh, stop it, you're making me blush. Everything about you is pretty. Your hair is pretty. Your smile's pretty. Angelica I'll give you five more minutes to cut that out. Even your... uh, coffee cup is pretty. Oh. My former fiance Roger gave that mug to me just before he left me at the altar. It's all I've got left of him. I love that mug. Excuse me while I go powder my bangs. ( crying ) Nose! Nose! Now, look what you've done, Angelica. Me? I didn't do anything. It was you! ( gasps ): My new dress! You wrecked it! I didn't mean to. Okay. Then I didn't mean to do this. ( laughs ) Hey! Hey, can I play? Oh! Hey, quit using up...! ♪ I got you with grease ♪