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(SPLAT) [JASON] WELCOME BACK TO THE CASTLE. HALF OF OUR ATTACKERS HAVE CROSSED THE MOAT, THE OTHER HALF ARE SET TO GO. I'M JASON AGNEW. (TROMBONE SOUND) [MATT] AND I'M MATT CHIN! [JASON] ENOUGH. THE FIRST ROUND IS ALL ABOUT SPEED, THE FASTEST SIX ATTACKERS MOVE ON TO ROUND TWO... [MATT] THE OTHER SIX GO HOME, WHERE THEY HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO THEIR FRIENDS WHY THEY'RE SO SLOW. [JASON] AS OF RIGHT NOW, THE TIME TO BEAT IS 11:49 WITH OUR FASTEST TIME POSTED BY DENVER WHO PUT A 3:33 UP ON THE BOARD! [JASON] LET'S HEAD DOWN TO THE MOAT WHERE KRISTEN IS WAITING. [KRISTEN] I'M AS SWEET AS APPLE PIE! [JASON] LOVES APPLE PIE BUT IS TERRIFIED OF SHARKS. [MATT] OH! BETTER NOT TELL HER WHAT'S WAITING IN THE MOAT FOR HER. [JASON] WHAT DO YOU MEAN? [MATT] IT'S NOT HORSES. COME AND GET YOUR APPLES SHARKS! [KNIGHTRISS] YOU SAY YOU'RE AS SWEET AS APPLE PIE? WELL I DON'T LIKE COOKED FRUIT. [JASON] WHO DOESN'T LIKE COOKED FRUIT? [MATT] KNIGHTRISS. WEREN'T YOU LISTENING? OH! THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL! WE'VE GOTTA TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THAT! IT ALL STARTS OFF WITH A HIT TO THE KNEE. AND THEN ANOTHER HIT TO THE KNEE! THEN THE HEAD! THEN THE BACK! AND THEN, KA-SPLAT! KNEE, KNEE, HEAD, BACK, SPLAT! KNEE, KNEE, HEAD, BACK, SPLAT! KNEE, HEAD, KNEE, KNEE, HEAD, BACK, SPLAT! KNEE, KNEE, HEAD, BACK, SPLAT! [JASON] OKAY WHO GAVE YOU THE REPLAY CONTROLLER? GIVE THAT TO HAVING A HARD TIME GETTING ON THOSE TEETER-TOTTERS. [MATT] BYE, ASHLEY. OH! YOWSER! [JASON] MY GOODNESS. [MATT] REMEMBER, IT'S IMPORTANT TO HIT EVERYTHING ON YOUR WAY DOWN. [JASON] TARIQ LOOKING GOOD UP THERE. BUT, NO MERCY FROM GILDAR. [MATT] OR IS THAT GILDAR'S EVIL TWIN DILGAR? [JASON] WHAT'S THAT? [MATT] DILGAR. (SPLASH) [JASON] CROC IS RIGHT ON TARGET. [MATT] LOOK AT THAT SHOT! OUCH! TINKOR THINKS THAT'S HILARIOUS! AND SO DO I! [JASON] GILDAR NOW- [MATT] YOU MEAN DILGAR? [JASON] OKAY STOP! GILDAR IS TAKING HIS JOB VERY SERIOUS AND TARIQ GOES DOWN HARD! THIS IS A VERY EVEN RACE IN THE FINAL ROUND AS TARIQ IS RUNNING AND OH, GOES DOWN AGAIN, BUT HANGS ON THIS TIME MATTY! TARIQ'S STANDING AND PUTTING HIS ARMS UP AND- [GILDAR] NO SHOWBOATING. IS THAT SHOWBOATING? [MATT] DILGAR'S IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS! RIGHT OFF THE HELMET! GREAT SHOT BY SKABB! [JASON] DENVER NOW, DOING HIS BEST TO CATCH UP-