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The Other Patty "Krabby Kompetition"

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SpongeBob SquarePants

The Other Patty "Krabby Kompetition"

WELL, THEN, HOW ABOUT YOU WISE UP TO AN UNFRIENDLY COMPETITION? RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. - YEAH! WHAT HE SAID. - "RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW." IT'S LITTLE SHORT NOTICE. I'LL NEED TO CHECK MY AVAILABILITY. LET'S SEE...RIGHT NOW. LOOKS LIKE I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING SCHEDULED FOR RIGHT NOW. THEREFORE, I WOULD LIKE TO ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE. - YES! - HOWEVER, CERTAIN SAFETY CONCERNS PREVENT ME FROM DOING SO. THEREFORE, I MUST DECLINE. - SQUAREPANTS, I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING HERE. - I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING. - UGH. LOOK, KID, BEING COOL INCLUDES ACCEPTING THIS CHALLENGE. ANYTHING LESS WOULD BE AN EMBARRASSMENT. - I WOULD NEVER WANT TO EMBARRASS YOU, TONY JUNIOR. THEREFORE, I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE! - OH, IT'S ON! - WHAT HE SAID! - DO YOU MIND? [engines revving] - UH... - HUH?! - HA HA HA HA HA! - WHAT HE SAID! - GRRRRR. - SWEET! INSTANT TANNAGE! - GRRRR. - NYAH HA HA HA! - WE'RE WINNING! WE'RE WINNING! [both chortling] - WHOA! DID YOU SEE THAT? FROM THE REEFAISSANCE ERA. - BOOOORING. - BORING? - UH, I--NO. I SAID, "FLOOOOOORING." THE FLOORING COMPLEMENTS THE ARTWORK HERE EXQUISITELY. - YES, WELL, I SUPPOSE IT DOES. - BAH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH! - SPONGEBOB, GET DOWN FROM THERE RIGHT NOW! - WOW! [whump!] [squeak] [pop!] - DON'T WORRY, GUYS. I'M OKAY. REALLY, I'M OOOOOKAY. [splat] THERE. GOOD AS NE-- OH, OH! [horn honks] [whistling] ALL FIXED, GUYS. - SECURITY! - PLEASE BE GENTLE. HUH, THAT'S WEIRD. I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET TOSSED OUT ON MY-- AAAAAAGH! WOW. WITH THAT NEW BEARD. - WOW. YOU REALLY THINK SO? - AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT GROWN-UPS NEVER PLAY WITH KIDS. AND ON THAT NOTE, I WOULD LIKE TO PERSONALLY COMMEND THE SEA STAR FOR TAKING HIS FIRST BABY STEPS INTO THE ADULT WORLD. FACIAL HAIR IS A GOOD START, I SUPPOSE. - I AM CURIOUS TO KNOW WHAT MATURE PEOPLE LIKE SQUIDWARD DO. WOULD YOU SHOW ME? - SHOW YOU? - SHOW ME, SHOW ME! PUH-PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEA-- PRETTY PLEASE? PRETTY PLEASE? - [sighs] I KNOW I'M GONNA REGRET THIS. ALL RIGHT, I WILL TAKE ON THIS MISSION. - HOORAY! - IN THE HOPE THAT A QUIET, GROWN-UP NEIGHBORHOOD WILL PREVAIL AT LAST, MOVING ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO PEACE AND BLESSED TRANQUILITY. A PLACE WHERE AT LAST I CAN-- - OH, OH, OH, OH! OH, OH, OH! OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH! OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH OH-- - WHAT?! - MAY I TAG ALONG AND OBSERVE YOUR INSTRUCTION? - WHY IN A MILLION YEARS WOULD I LET YOU TAG ALONG? - BECAUSE MAYBE SOME OF YOUR LESSONS IN MATURITY WILL RUB OFF ON ME, BRINGING US TWO STEPS CLOSER TO A QUIET, GROWN-UP NEIGHBORHOOD. GO, TONY JUNIOR, GO! HOORAY! - LOOKS LIKE IT'S MY TURN. WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND. OVER AND OUT. HOORAY! - HE IS GOOD. [gasps] IF HE'S REALLY THAT GOOD, MAYBE THERE'S A CHANCE... JUST A CHANCE... SOME OF THAT COULD RUB OFF ON MY MOST INCORRIGIBLE STUDENT, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. YES! - MRS. PUFF? - YES, SPONGEBOB? HOW DO YOU THINK YOU'LL DO IN THE RACE? - HELLO OUT THERE, BIKINI BOTTOM. I'M GLAD I CAN FINALLY TALK TO MY ADORING FANS ON TELEVISION. - [snoring] - BEST OF LUCK TO YOU. OH, EXCUSE ME, MISS. - ON YOUR MARK... - SO LONG, SUCKERS. - GET SET... GO! - COME ON, WORMIES! GIDDY-UP! HMM. - ALONE AT LAST! NOW THERE'S NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND THE SECRET FORMULA. [laughs] [cheering] - COME ON, BOYS! GET ME TO THE GREENBACKS! - I THINK NOT, OLD MAN. TURBO BOOST, KAREN. [laughs] - NO! I CAN'T LET HIM WIN! - DON'T WORRY. HE WON'T. I WILL. YEE-HAW! - HI, SPONGEBOB. - HI, PATRICK. WHERE'S YOUR SLEIGH? - I DON'T KNOW. - HOP IN. WE'LL GIVE YOU A LIFT. [brakes squealing] WHAT THE-- [crowd complaining] WHAT IN NEPTUNE'S KNICKERS IS THIS? - WHERE'S THE DUDE IN THE BOAT, MAN? WHERE'S THE DUDE IN THE BOAT? - OH! YOU MEAN MR. SQUIDWARD. WELL, HE'S AT HIS POST RIGHT OVER-- WHERE'S ME CASHIER? SPONGEBOB! WHERE IN POSEIDON'S PANTYHOSE IS THAT SORRY EXCUSE FOR A CASHIER? - "SORRY EXCUSE FOR A CASH--" OH! YOU MEAN SQUIDWARD. - [sighs] YES. I MEAN SQUIDWARD. WHERE IS HE? - HE'S IN THE STORAGE ROOM. SAYS HE'S WORKING ON SOMETHING REQUIRING... [whispering] COMPLETE PRIVACY. - OHH, HE REQUIRES PRIVACY, DOES HE? [thud] - [gasps] - WHAT'S ALL THE RUCKUS? - [groans] - [gasps] OH, NO! PLEASE NO! THIS IS TERRIBLE. [sobbing] ARE YOU HURT? - OH, WELL, THANK YOU FOR ASK-- - I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU. DON'T WORRY. PAPA'S HERE. [sobbing] - MR. KRABS? MR. KRABS? [sobbing louder] MR. KRABS! ♪ DOWN THE SNOW SNOW SNOW - WOW! LOOK AT THAT! - SQUIDWARD! BUDDY! HE DOESN'T LOOK SO HOT. WE BETTER TAKE HIM WITH US. - GOOD IDEA. - [groans] both: ♪ AND WE RACE RACE RACE ♪ DOWN THE SNOW SNOW SNOW ♪ AND WE RACE RACE RACE ♪ DOWN THE SNOW SNOW SNOW ♪ AND WE RA-- - [moans] - PATRICK, DID YOU HEAR THAT? - YEAH. both: SANDY? - [shivering] TH-TH-TH-TH-THANKS, GUYS. - NO PROBLEM. RIGHT, GARE? - [grumbling] - SNIFF OUT THE MONEY, LITTLE GUYS. COME ON. MUSH. [stomachs rumbling] [growling] WAIT A MINUTE. I WAS GONNA FEED YOU, HONEST. [barking] all: ♪ AND WE RACE RACE RACE ♪ DOWN THE SNOW SNOW SNOW - HELP! - HI, MR. KRABS. - I'VE JUST BEEN TURNED INTO LUNCH MEAT BY ME OWN WORMS. [snarling] - AH! HOP IN, SIR. WE'LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE. - MUCH APPRECIATED, BOY. - FASTER! - FASTER! FASTER! - FASTER! FASTER! - FASTER! FASTER! - [groans] [barking] - FASTER! FASTER! - FASTER! FASTER! - [groans] [barking] all: FASTER! [barking] - [grunts] [breathing heavily] - THIS IS A DEAD END! [barking] [screaming] - [deep roar] [whimpering] YOU WERE BEST PALSIE-WALSIES ONCE. - HEY! - CAN'T YOU TWO MAKE UP AND BE FRIENDS? - YEE! THOSE DAYS ARE OVER, SPONGEBOB. - OOMPH! KRABS AND I ARE BITTER ENEMIES! - AND THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE IT! - IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY TO BRING YOU TWO BACK TOGETHER. - FORGET IT, SPONGEBOB. NOTHING WILL MAKE ME FRIENDS WITH EUGENE KRABS. [sniffs] WHAT IS THAT DELICIOUS SMELL? - [sniffs] BLAH! THAT DOESN'T SMELL DELICIOUS. - NO, NOT THAT. IT'S COMING FROM THIS WAY. AHA. THAT DELECTABLE ODOR IS COMING FROM THAT SHACK. I MUST KNOW MORE! - "THE FLABBY PATTY"? - ANOTHER RESTAURANT? LOOKS LIKE KRABS HAS SOME REAL COMPETITION, HUH? INTERESTING. - WOW. A FLABBY PATTY. - T-MINUS THREE, TWO, ONE. LIFTOFF. - THAT WAS FANTASTIC! FORGET THE KRABBY FORMULA.