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SpongeBob SquarePants

Squiditis: Grandma's Remedy

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Squiditis: Grandma's Remedy

WHY GO HOME WHEN I HAVE GRANDMA'S DOWN-HOME FOLK REMEDIES RIGHT HERE? GRANDMA ALWAYS SAID, "IF YOU MIGHT BE COMING DOWN WITH AN ILLNESS, JUST STICK YOUR FEET IN HOT WATER." OR WAS IT COLD WATER? SOMETHING TELLS ME IT WASN'T THAT EITHER. OF COURSE! IT WASN'T HOT WATER OR COLD WATER. IT WAS BOILING OIL! UH-HUH, I CAN DEFINITELY FEEL THE MEDICINAL QUALITIES. OH, NO! - SPONGEBOB! YOU SURE EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT? - YES, EVERYTHING'S FINE IN HERE. JUST DANDY. I BETTER CONCEAL THESE UNSIGHTLY BLEMISHES, OR MR. KRABS WILL GET SUSPICIOUS. THIS SUPER-HOT, SPICY YELLOW MUSTARD WILL DO THE TRICK. NO, ACTUALLY THAT BURNS REAL BAD. [gasping] STAY CALM. JUST NEED TO COOL IT OFF. CUCUMBER! YEAH, CUCUMBER WILL COOL IT OFF. I JUST NEED TO FIND SOME... CUCUM--PICKLES! PICKLES ARE LIKE CUCUMBERS. SWEET RELIEF, HERE I COME. AHH. AAHHH OW! SWEET VINEGAR, IT BURNS! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! [yelling]