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SpongeBob SquarePants

The Good Krabby Name: New Customers

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SpongeBob SquarePants

The Good Krabby Name: New Customers

OW. - OH, THERE YOU ARE, MR. KRABS. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? - I'VE BEEN CONDUCTING A LITTLE MARKET RESEARCH. WHERE'S SQUIDWARD? - PRESENT. - YOU TWO, FOLLOW ME. - OH, WOW. YOU'VE BEEN BUSY, MR. KRABS. - I WANT YOU TO TAKE A LOOK AT THESE FOLKS RIGHT HERE. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANY OF 'EM IN THE KRUSTY KRAB? THINK HARD. - UM...HMM... UH, NO, NO, NO, NO, POSSIBLY, NO, MAYBE, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, AND NO. NO, SIR, I DO NOT RECOGNIZE ANY OF THEM, SIR. - HOW 'BOUT YOU, MR. SQUIDWARD? - I TRY NOT TO LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE CUSTOMERS. - [grumbles] WELL, ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH, A FULL 2% OF THE POPULATION OF BIKINI BOTTOM HAS NEVER SET FOOT IN THE KRUSTY KRAB. THAT'S 2% OF MONEY THAT'S NOT IN ME POCKET! AND WHEN I THINK ABOUT THAT 2%, I GET SO MAD! - WHEN I SEE THAT 2%, I THINK OF PIE. - I'M NOT TALKIN' ABOUT PIE! THESE HOLDOUTS ARE PROBABLY SPENDING THEIR MONEY IN SOME OTHER RESTAURANT. WE NEED TO FIND THAT 2%, THEN REEL 'EM IN. I NEED YOU TWO BOYS TO GET OUT THERE AND PROMOTE THE KRUSTY KRAB. - WILL WE GET OVERTIME PAY? - OVER--WHAT? WHO? - OH, SURE THING, MR. KRABS. I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT.