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SpongeBob SquarePants

License to Milkshake: Frothy Technology

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SpongeBob SquarePants

License to Milkshake: Frothy Technology

HERE WE ARE, BOYS-- OUR FIRST GIG. ALL THOSE PEOPLE ARE LINED UP TO SEE YOU. - SOUNDS LIKE A LOAD OF HOOEY. - ALL RIGHT, ROADIE. START UNLOADING THE HOOEY. - UH, MR. KRABS, WHERE DO I PUT THIS? - ANYWHERE'S FINE. - THEN WHAT ABOUT THIS? - HEY, LOOK, IT'S NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH! [crowd cheering and shouting] - HI, GUYS! - WELL, WELL, WELL. IF IT ISN'T THAT GUY WHO STOLE MY BAND. I HOPE YOU AREN'T HERE TO STEAL THIS BAND TOO, BECAUSE THIS TIME AROUND, I'LL BE READY FOR YA. - WELL, THAT'S VERY INTERESTING, COLONEL CARPER. BUT RIGHT NOW, MY BAND AND I ARE ON A WORLD TOUR, AND TONIGHT, WE'RE OPENING FOR NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH. - [laughing] - [chuckles] YEAH, WHA-- UH, WHAT'S SO FUNNY? - YOU ARE! AND THE FACT THAT YOU THINK YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT TAKES TO PUT ON A MUSICAL TOUR. - WE HAVE A TOUR BUS, SOUND EQUIPMENT, A ROADIE-- - YOU CALL THAT A TOUR BUS? YOU CALL THIS SOUND EQUIPMENT? THAT'S NOT A ROADIE. THESE ARE ROADIES. - [screams] - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. I'LL LET YOU OPEN FOR NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH ON ONE CONDITION: MY ROADIES GET TO SABOTAGE YOUR SOUND EQUIPMENT AND HAVE IT BLOW UP DURING YOUR SOUND CHECK. - WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT'S THAT GONNA COST ME? - OH, THAT'LL BE FREE. OW. - OH, THERE YOU ARE, MR. KRABS. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? - I'VE BEEN CONDUCTING A LITTLE MARKET RESEARCH. WHERE'S SQUIDWARD? - PRESENT. - YOU TWO, FOLLOW ME. - OH, WOW. YOU'VE BEEN BUSY, MR. KRABS. - I WANT YOU TO TAKE A LOOK AT THESE FOLKS RIGHT HERE. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANY OF 'EM IN THE KRUSTY KRAB? THINK HARD. - UM...HMM... UH, NO, NO, NO, NO, POSSIBLY, NO, MAYBE, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, AND NO. NO, SIR, I DO NOT RECOGNIZE ANY OF THEM, SIR. - HOW 'BOUT YOU, MR. SQUIDWARD? - I TRY NOT TO LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE CUSTOMERS. - [grumbles] WELL, ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH, A FULL 2% OF THE POPULATION OF BIKINI BOTTOM HAS NEVER SET FOOT IN THE KRUSTY KRAB. THAT'S 2% OF MONEY THAT'S NOT IN ME POCKET! AND WHEN I THINK ABOUT THAT 2%, I GET SO MAD! - WHEN I SEE THAT 2%, I THINK OF PIE. - I'M NOT TALKIN' ABOUT PIE! THESE HOLDOUTS ARE PROBABLY SPENDING THEIR MONEY IN SOME OTHER RESTAURANT. WE NEED TO FIND THAT 2%, THEN REEL 'EM IN. I NEED YOU TWO BOYS TO GET OUT THERE AND PROMOTE THE KRUSTY KRAB. - WILL WE GET OVERTIME PAY? - OVER--WHAT? WHO? - OH, SURE THING, MR. KRABS. I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT. MAYBE YOU'RE READY FOR YOUR KRUSTY DUTIES AFTER ALL. NOW LET'S MAKE IT OFFICIAL. - [mumbles] - [chuckles] HOW SILLY OF ME. SQUIDDY NEEDS A HIGH CHAIR. [register dings] AND DUCT TAPE! OH, SQUIDDY, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. JUST YESTERDAY YOU WERE DROOLING ALL OVER ME. AND LOOK AT YOU NOW, WORKING AND SITTING IN A BIG BOY SEAT. - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH, YOU TWO. TIME TO SERVE SOME CUSTOMERS. [indistinct chatter] - ALL RIGHT! - REMEMBER, BUDDY, I'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YA. - CAN I GET A KRABBY PATTY AND A LARGE KELP SHAKE, PLEASE? - [gibberish] - OKAY, HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU? - [laughs] - SQUIDWARD! THAT'S NOT FOR EATING. THERE WE ARE, GOOD AS NEW-- THAT'S NOT FOR EATING EITHER. CAN SOMEBODY ROLL OVER? ROLL OVER. [panting] [munching] WE'LL HAVE SOME MORE OF THESE A LITTLE LATER. - MEOW. - MORE TREATS? - MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. - WELL, I CAN'T SAY NO TO MY WIDDLE GARE-BEAR. [squeaks] [munching] [munching] [munching] [munching] [munching] [airplane propellers droning] [munching] [munching] [munching] [engine revving]