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SpongeBob SquarePants

"Gary's New Toy: Pet Store"

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SpongeBob SquarePants

"Gary's New Toy: Pet Store"

HERE WE ARE, BOYS-- OUR FIRST GIG. ALL THOSE PEOPLE ARE LINED UP TO SEE YOU. - SOUNDS LIKE A LOAD OF HOOEY. - ALL RIGHT, ROADIE. START UNLOADING THE HOOEY. - UH, MR. KRABS, WHERE DO I PUT THIS? - ANYWHERE'S FINE. - THEN WHAT ABOUT THIS? - HEY, LOOK, IT'S NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH! [crowd cheering and shouting] - HI, GUYS! - WELL, WELL, WELL. IF IT ISN'T THAT GUY WHO STOLE MY BAND. I HOPE YOU AREN'T HERE TO STEAL THIS BAND TOO, BECAUSE THIS TIME AROUND, I'LL BE READY FOR YA. - WELL, THAT'S VERY INTERESTING, COLONEL CARPER. BUT RIGHT NOW, MY BAND AND I ARE ON A WORLD TOUR, AND TONIGHT, WE'RE OPENING FOR NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH. - [laughing] - [chuckles] YEAH, WHA-- UH, WHAT'S SO FUNNY? - YOU ARE! AND THE FACT THAT YOU THINK YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT TAKES TO PUT ON A MUSICAL TOUR. - WE HAVE A TOUR BUS, SOUND EQUIPMENT, A ROADIE-- - YOU CALL THAT A TOUR BUS? YOU CALL THIS SOUND EQUIPMENT? THAT'S NOT A ROADIE. THESE ARE ROADIES. - [screams] - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. I'LL LET YOU OPEN FOR NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH ON ONE CONDITION: MY ROADIES GET TO SABOTAGE YOUR SOUND EQUIPMENT AND HAVE IT BLOW UP DURING YOUR SOUND CHECK. - WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT'S THAT GONNA COST ME? - OH, THAT'LL BE FREE. AND WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT TO FIND YOU HERE, WORKING A PART-TIME JOB RESTOCKING VENDING MACHINES? THAT'S VERY CLEVER, MAN RAY, VERY CLEVER. AND NOW LET US JOIN IN EVIL ALLIANCE. - HAVE WE MET? - [laughing] DON'T YOU REMEMBER? WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE. I, PLANKTON, KNOW OF A SECRET FORMULA. A FORMULA THAT HOLDS THE SECRET. THE OH-SO-PRECIOUS SECRET OF THE KRUSTY KRAB, AND HE WHO CONTROLS THE KRUSTY KRAB CONTROLS BIKINI BOTTOM. ONCE THAT FORMULA IS IN OUR POSSESSION, WE... - [grunting] I'M LISTENING. - THEN TOGETHER WE WILL STEAL THE FORMULA, CRUSH MR. KRABS, AND RULE THE WORLD! I CAN'T WAIT TO PASS MY NEXT STUDENT. - HELLO, MRS. PUFF! I'M ALL SET FOR MY DRIVING TEST. [shivering with fear] MRS. PUFF, YOU OKAY? - JUST START DRIVING. [tires squealing] - TURN THIS BOAT AROUND IMMEDIATELY! - RIGHT AWAY, MA'AM. [tires screeching] DON'T WORRY, MRS. PUFF. I HAVE THIS UNDER CONTROL. [grunts] UH... [tires screeching] [monkeys screeching] - NEXT UP... GOIN' BANANAS 3 IN 3-D. - HEY, DUDE. PASS THE 3-D GLASSES. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE, LIKE, IN 3-D. - [chuckles] OH, YEAH, RIGHT. - HERE I AM. I'M COMING AT YOU... [tires squeal] LIKE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE. [laugh evilly] [Hawaiian ukulele music] - KRUSTY KRAB. - HELP! - [yelling] WHAT? - (screams) - WHAT ARE YOU SCREAMING ABOUT? - SEA URCHIN! both: MR. KRABS! - WHAT'S ALL THE RUCKUS? - THERE'S AN URCHIN IN THE KITCHEN! - WHAT'RE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? THE KRUSTY KRAB IS THE STANDARD IN FAST FOOD CLEANLINESS! AN URCHIN WOULDN'T DARE STEP SPINE IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT. [screams] [sniffs] THE GRILL IS STILL ON, ISN'T IT? [all scream] MAYBE YOU'RE READY FOR YOUR KRUSTY DUTIES AFTER ALL. NOW LET'S MAKE IT OFFICIAL. - [mumbles] - [chuckles] HOW SILLY OF ME. SQUIDDY NEEDS A HIGH CHAIR. [register dings] AND DUCT TAPE! OH, SQUIDDY, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. JUST YESTERDAY YOU WERE DROOLING ALL OVER ME. AND LOOK AT YOU NOW, WORKING AND SITTING IN A BIG BOY SEAT. - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH, YOU TWO. TIME TO SERVE SOME CUSTOMERS. [indistinct chatter] - ALL RIGHT! - REMEMBER, BUDDY, I'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YA. - CAN I GET A KRABBY PATTY AND A LARGE KELP SHAKE, PLEASE? - [gibberish] - OKAY, HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU? - [laughs] - SQUIDWARD! THAT'S NOT FOR EATING. THERE WE ARE, GOOD AS NEW-- THAT'S NOT FOR EATING EITHER. AND A-ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. [cheerful tune] [cash register ringing] ♪ [nuts rattling] ♪ [cans clanking] [carts clattering] ♪ [chips scraping rhythmically] [chips crunching rhythmically] [corn popping] [bread making accordion sounds] [pretzel whistling] IT'S TIME FOR FLAVORS OF THE BOTTOM, A DELECTABLE LOOK AT DINING OUT IN BIKINI BOTTOM, WITH YOUR HOST PERCH PERKINS. - HEY, ALL YOU BOTTOM FEEDERS. IF YOU'VE ALREADY EATEN, WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT TO MAKE ROOM FOR SECONDS, 'CAUSE WE'RE TASTING BIKINI BOTTOM'S SENSATIONAL NEW UPSCALE EATERY, LE CHUM BUCKET. LOOK AT ALL THOSE CLASSY DINERS. WHAT'S ON THE MENU? IT'S CALLED CHUM FRICASSEE. EARLIER, I SPOKE TO HEAD CHEF SQUIDWARD TENTACLES. HE SHARED WITH US WHY IT'S SUCH A FRICA-SUCCESS. - ACTUALLY, I CAN'T SHARE THE RECIPE WITH YOU. IT'S A SECRET. - WHAT? - [laughing] THAT'S RIGHT, KRABS. NOW WE HAVE A SECRET FORMULA, AND IT'S IN A BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT. - GIVE THAT BACK, PLEASE. THANK YOU. - SECRET! - WELL, IT'S CLEARLY NO SECRET... - SAY "FRICASSEE." - THAT LE CHUM BUCKET IS A HIT. - CHEF SQUIDWARD, CHEF SQUIDWARD! - WILL YOU SIGN THIS, PLEASE? IT'S LIKE HE'S TEETHING AGAIN. HEY, HOLD ON A SECOND. GARY, HAVE YOU BEEN CHEWING ON MY BOWL? - [spits] NO. - I'M BEGINNING TO SENSE A PATTERN HERE. - [chewing loudly] - GARY, ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING? COULD IT BE THAT WHAT YOU NEED IS A NEW CHEW TOY? - [slurping] - I THOUGHT SO. OOH, I'LL BET THEY HAVE LOTS OF TOYS HERE. HEY, LOOK, THERE'S PATRICK. HOWDY, PATRICK. - HEY, SPONGEBOB. GARETH. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU DON'T HAVE A PET. - CONFIDENTIALLY, I'M JUST HERE FOR THE FREE SAMPLES. MM, YOU CAN REALLY TASTE THE GOURMET. WELL, THANK YOU, MA'AM. I MAY CONSIDER PURCHASING THIS BRAND FOR MY WORMS. WANT SOME? - NO, THANKS. JUST HAD BREAKFAST.