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Sweet and Sour Squid: Long Lost Relative

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Sweet and Sour Squid: Long Lost Relative

WE WANT TO KNOW HOW THIS ALL STARTED. - YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO THE START OF IT ALL, EH? WELL, YOU SEE, IN THE BEGINNING, IT WAS ALL DARK. AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN AN EVENT CALLED THE BIG SPLASH FORMED THE SEAS-- - NOT THE BEGINNING OF TIME, MERMAIDBRAIN. THEY WANT TO KNOW HOW WE BECAME A CRIME-FIGHTING DUO. - OH. RIGHT. HMM. WELL, IT ALL STARTED WHEN I WAS JUST A YOUNG, HANDSOME, MUSCULAR LAD. WHEN SUDDENLY I NOTICED THAT MY WASHING MACHINE HAD STOPPED. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - HUH? - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TELLING THE STORY OF HOW WE BECAME SUPERHEROES. - THE STORY. YES. I WAS A YOUNG, HANDSOME, MUSCULAR LAD SOAKING UP THE SUN'S RAYS ON THE BEACH WHEN SUDDENLY I BECAME DROWSY. [snores] A WAVE CAME ASHORE AND DREW ME BACK INTO THE OCEAN. [choking] HELP! HELP! SUDDENLY I REALIZED I WAS BEING SUCKED UNDER BY A VIOLENT WHIRLPOOL. I WAS RUNNING OUT OF OXYGEN FAST. BUT BEFORE I DROWNED, I WAS RESCUED BY MERMAIDS. THEY TOOK ME TO THE OCEAN FLOOR WHERE THEY GAVE ME A MAGIC SEA STAR THAT ALLOWED ME TO BREATHE UNDERWATER. [inhales] [exhales] ♪ GRAMMA ♪ THE BEST GRAMMA IN THE WORLD ♪ ♪ GRAMMA, GRAMMA - OH, DEAR. LOOK AT ALL THOSE CANDLES. WHY, IF I WERE ANY OLDER, WE'D BE IN DANGER OF BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE. [Gary meows, bell ringing] - GRAMMA, I GOT TO USE YOUR PHONE AGAIN. - OH, GO AHEAD, DEAR. BUT THERE MAY NOT BE ANY CAKE LEFT WHEN YOU GET BACK. - [laughs] [phone rings] SQUAREYPANTS HOUSE. - JUST CHECKING IN. EVERYTHING OKAY OVER THERE? - WHO IS THIS? - IT'S SPONGEBOB. IS GARY ALL RIGHT? - OH, YEAH, HE-- - HE'S WHAT? HE'S WHAT, PATRICK? GARY IS WHAT? [both groaning] WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THEM? THEY NEED MY HELP! GRAMMA! GRAMMA! - HOLD ON, DEAR. JUST--JUST LET ME FINISH THESE LAST FEW CANDLES. I DID IT! OH, BUT-- OH, AM I TIRED. - OOH, BETTER GET YOU TO BED THEN. GOOD NIGHT, GRAMMA. - WHAT A GOOD BOY. - [high-pitched voice] HI, SQUIDWARD! MY DADDY IS GOING AWAY. CAN YOU TAKE CARE OF ME--OW? [laughs] - OH, NO. NO WAY. LOOK WHAT THAT DISGUSTING PEST DID TO MY SUSTAINABLE KELP GARDEN. HE CHEWED IT UP. RUINED IT. - GARY, IS THAT TRUE? WELL, I'LL SEE YOU LATER, SQUIDWARD. PATRICK! PATRICK? - [muttering indistinct] - PATRICK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I'M TALKING TO MY FRIEND, FUNNY. HI, FUNNY. - HA, YEAH. UH, PATRICK, I NEED TO ASK A FAVOR OF YOU. - WHAT IS IT? - I NEED YOU TO TAKE CARE OF GARY. - ARE YOU GOING OFF THE GRID? - WHAT? - DON'T WORRY. I KNOW WHAT TO DO. YOU'RE GONNA NEED ONE OF THESE. - NO, THAT'S NOT IT. I AM GOING TO SEE MY GRANDMA FOR HER BIRTHDAY, AND I'M TRUSTING MY BEST PAL TO WATCH CAREFULLY OVER GARY WHILE I'M GONE. - YOU GOT IT. HE'S SAFE WITH ME! CAN I GIVE YOU A HAND WITH THAT, SPONGEBOB? - SURE. THANKS, SQUIDWARD. GEE, I GUESS PLAYING KELPY G'S MUSIC HERE IN THE RESTAURANT HAS REALLY ENERGIZED HIM. ♪ WOW. KELPY'S MUSIC IS REALLY, UM, UNIQUE. - KELPY'S NOT FOR EVERYONE. man on radio: THAT WAS KELPY G TAKING YOU ON A TRIP THAT WAS OUT OF THIS OCEAN. HOPE ALL OF YOU KELPHEADS GOT YOUR TICKETS EARLY, 'CAUSE HIS CONCERT TONIGHT AT HIGH TIDE STADIUM IS-- SORRY--SOLD OUT. - OH! KELPY G IS PERFORMING TONIGHT, SQUIDWARD! BUT TICKETS ARE... [imitating man on radio] SORRY--SOLD OUT. - OH! HOW COULD THIS BE? WHATEVER SHALL I DO? - YOU FORGOT TO BUY A TICKET? - OH, NO. I HAVE A TICKET. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL DO WITHOUT YOU THERE. OH, WAIT, I JUST REALIZED... I'LL BE HAVING THE GREATEST TIME OF MY LIFE! - SQUIDWARD, MAY I AT LEAST GAZE UPON YOUR TICKET? - OH, YEAH. I SHOW YOU THE TICKET AND THEN THROUGH SOME MANNER OF FOLLY, YOU DESTROY IT! - [gulps] - PLANKTON, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? - TRUST ME, YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW. - DID YOU GET THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA? LIKE I HAVE TO ASK. - NO, AND I PROBABLY NEVER WILL. - YOU NEED A MORE POSITIVE OUTLOOK. - OH, KAREN. IF YOU COULD JUST SEE THINGS THE WAY I DO. - PLANKTON! - WHAT? - I THINK YOU HIT IT. YOU COULDN'T SEE THE CORRECT COMBINATION BECAUSE YOU HAVE ONLY ONE EYE. YOU LACK DEPTH PERCEPTION. - MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY I STINK AT DARTS. - WHAT YOU NEED IS A SECOND EYE. - KAREN, MY DEAR, I THINK YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING. - HEY, BUDDY! SQUIDWARD! FREE CLEANING SERVICE? CENSUS TAKER. GOOD DAY, KIND SIR. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME GIL SCOUT COOKIES? - YEOOOW! - PLANKTON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - THERE'S NOTHING A LITTLE DUCT TAPE AND SURGICAL TUBING CAN'T ACCOMPLISH. I KNEW I SHOULD'VE USED PIPE CLEANERS. HELLO, I'M YOUR LONG LOST RELATIVE.