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The Fairly OddParents

The Fairly OddParents: "Meet the OddParents: The Gig is Up!"

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The Fairly OddParents

The Fairly OddParents: "Meet the OddParents: The Gig is Up!"

- HONEY, THE TOILET'S BROKEN! - I'LL FIX IT! [clattering] - AAH! THANK YOU! - MY DESK IS KINDA WOBBLY. - I'LL FIX IT! [clattering] - AAH! THANK YOU! AW, MAN! THE TV'S BROKEN. - OH, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T TELL YOUR FATHER. - I'LL FIX IT! - AAH! - I MADE THE TV SQUIRT WATER! IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT. IS IT? - NO... BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THE TOILET NOW GETS 200 CHANNELS! - I'M A COMPLETE FAILURE. YESTERDAY, I TRIED TO FIX A PENCIL SHARPENER AT WORK, AND THEY HAD TO CALL IN THE COAST GUARD! - COME ON, DAD. YOU'RE EXAGGERATING. - TELL THAT TO MITCH FROM ACCOUNTING. HE CLUNG TO A FLOATING COPIER FOR FOUR HOURS UNTIL THEY FISHED HIM OUT! OH...MITCH! - OH, HONEY, DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. WHAT DO YOU SAY WE MAKE SOME POPCORN AND WATCH THE TOILET? - IT'S NO USE. I'M AN INCOMPETENT BOOB! I'M JUST GONNA GO STAND IN A GARBAGE CAN IN THE ALLEY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! AAH! OH, COME ON! STUPID TRAFFIC! IT KICKED MY BUTT. [growling and muttering] - OFF TO SCHOOL, DAD. - [growling and muttering] - HOME FROM SCHOOL. - [growling and muttering] [crash and car alarms sounding] [panting] - HOW WAS YOUR DAY IN THE DRIVEWAY, DEAR? - MY COMMUTE'S A TRAFFIC NIGHTMARE! THAT'S WHY I'VE COME UP WITH A VERY SENSIBLE PLAN SO I'LL NEVER HAVE TO DRIVE TO WORK AGAIN. I QUIT MY JOB. - YOU QUIT YOUR JOB? NOT TO MAKE THIS ALL ABOUT ME, BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA FEED ME WITH NO MONEY TO BUY FOOD? - OH, WE'RE GOING TO GROW OUR OWN FOOD FROM NOW ON BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BECOME A FARMER! THIS IS WHAT FARMERS WEAR, TIMMY. I'M IN MY DAISY DUDE SHORTS. - WE KNOW YOUR SECRET. - AH! YOU WERE RIGHT, WANDA. I GOT CARELESS, AND NOW I'M TOTALLY BUSTED. - THAT'S RIGHT, SON. YOU MIGHT AS WELL FESS UP. - WELL... - TIMMY, NO! - POOF! POOF! - IT'S TOO LATE-- MY MOM AND DAD KNOW I HAVE... FAIRY GOD PARENTS. - SAY WHAT NOW? - WE THOUGHT YOU WERE A TIME TRAVELING ITALIAN WITCH WHO'S BLACKMAILING SANTA. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. TIMMY'S ITALIAN? ALOHA, TIMMY! VOULEZ VOUS NO BURRITO GRANDE? - OH, NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE? I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN MY PARENTS WERE TOO CLUELESS TO FIGURE OUT THE TRUTH. - NOW SAY THAT IN ITALIAN. - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE FAIRY GOD PARENTS, TIMMY. WHERE ARE THEY NOW? - AGH, RIGHT HERE... NEXT TO ME? THE FLOATING PEOPLE WITH THE WINGS? AND THE WANDS? WOULD IT HELP IF I POINTED? MOM, DAD, THIS IS COSMO, WANDA AND POOF. all: HELLO! - SO YOU'RE MAGICAL CREATURES WHO WATCH OVER TIMMY? - THAT'S RIGHT. WE GRANT HIS EVERY WISH. - NO MATTER HOW SELFISH, IRRESPONSIBLE, OR HORRIBLY DANGEROUS. [whispers] THE KID'S GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS. - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. ACTUAL FAIRIES LIVING IN MY HOUSE. DINKLEBERG'S ONLY GOT A GHOST. HA! OH, WAIT. - WELL, I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING A BAD HOSTESS. DO FAIRIES LIKE BROWNIES AND LEMONADE? I COULD MAKE SOME. - DON'T BOTHER, I'VE GOT IT. - OOH! THAT'S AMAZING! - BUT I LIKE MINE WITH NUTS. NO, I MEANT MY LEMONADE. - REALLY? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKED NUTS IN MY LEMONADE!